Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Monday, May 16, 2005
Pig-gi-in
Cheesy is how life is ought to be, melt under the sun, sticky with problems and stinks with time, but still as delicious as ever as time goes by
Friday, May 13, 2005
To Know Something is Better than Knowing Nothing
Lovely have not long ago started working in her 1st Company when she heard that her sub-section is going to be audited by the Company's Internal Auditor. She have to be prepared to answered questions towards her job roles and tasks her sub-section does for the Company. Lovely's senior is currently in US and hence the tasks of being audited falls on her, she's being in the company for less than 2 months.
Lovely : "I have totally no idea on the audit"
Lovely : "Grrrrr, All half-half"
Piggy : "Lovely ar, usually ler..... Knowing Half of Nothing is better than Knowing Nothing"
Piggy : "At least you know mar, Correct ?" ;)
Lovely : "You always think the positive" :P
Piggy : "Haiyor, you just less than 2 months work at your company there, how to know all ler ?"
Piggy : "I start do my job that time, 3 months also dont know all yet"
Piggy : "If that time Auditor come ask me.. I lagi worst than you"
Piggy : "If he starts to ask me this and that I will tell him to ask Tai Lou" :PpP
Piggy : "So u know half is better than knowing nothing"
Lovely : :P
Hehehe, Super Pig to the rescue again, weeeeeeeee wooo weeee (^^)
Lovely : "I have totally no idea on the audit"
Lovely : "Grrrrr, All half-half"
Piggy : "Lovely ar, usually ler..... Knowing Half of Nothing is better than Knowing Nothing"
Piggy : "At least you know mar, Correct ?" ;)
Lovely : "You always think the positive" :P
Piggy : "Haiyor, you just less than 2 months work at your company there, how to know all ler ?"
Piggy : "I start do my job that time, 3 months also dont know all yet"
Piggy : "If that time Auditor come ask me.. I lagi worst than you"
Piggy : "If he starts to ask me this and that I will tell him to ask Tai Lou" :PpP
Piggy : "So u know half is better than knowing nothing"
Lovely : :P
Hehehe, Super Pig to the rescue again, weeeeeeeee wooo weeee (^^)
Differences of Simple & Real Friends
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you HAVE an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
*Source via Circulated Email from a Friend
How True is it ? ^^
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you HAVE an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
*Source via Circulated Email from a Friend
How True is it ? ^^
Pig-gi-in
Listen to your beating heart, It says.... You Are ALIVE !!
*side note*
Piggy got a response from his childhood buddy about this random thought.. NIcknamed as Bakemono (Japanese for Monster) coz he wanto terrorize young girls heart lol
Bakemono : "Nope, I cant hear my own beating heart"
Piggy : "You cant ?"
Bakemono : "Nope, dont have a stestoscope, unless I call someone else to listen for me lar :P"
Piggy : *Roll eyes coz know he meant his gf to hear his heartbeat :P*
Piggy : "Haha, no lar... got another way one mar.. do like what Van Gough did lor.. hehe"
Bakemono : "WHat Van Gough did ?"
Piggy : "He cut off his ears mar"
Bakemono : "Lol, why he did tat ?"
Piggy : "Aiyo, so he can hear his own heartbeat mar !! LOL :PpPp"
*Actually he didnt, and I just found out why :P
*side note*
Piggy got a response from his childhood buddy about this random thought.. NIcknamed as Bakemono (Japanese for Monster) coz he wanto terrorize young girls heart lol
Bakemono : "Nope, I cant hear my own beating heart"
Piggy : "You cant ?"
Bakemono : "Nope, dont have a stestoscope, unless I call someone else to listen for me lar :P"
Piggy : *Roll eyes coz know he meant his gf to hear his heartbeat :P*
Piggy : "Haha, no lar... got another way one mar.. do like what Van Gough did lor.. hehe"
Bakemono : "WHat Van Gough did ?"
Piggy : "He cut off his ears mar"
Bakemono : "Lol, why he did tat ?"
Piggy : "Aiyo, so he can hear his own heartbeat mar !! LOL :PpPp"
*Actually he didnt, and I just found out why :P
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Pickpocket
No... wasnt Piggy that kena pickpocket or Piggy IS the pickpocket.. it was Piggy's lil imoto (japanese for little sister) which was the victim this time... aiks ... my imoto was devastated , but luckily her purse didnt have much inside, among the valuable things lost are:
1. MyKad - Malaysian's Chip based Identity Card
2. Driving license
3. 20 ringgit
4. MMU Student Card - Cost bout RM60 to replace it
5. Maybank ATM Card
6. BCBB ATM Card
7. Resident's Identity Card
8. Resident's Gate Access Card - Dont know how much to replace this
Where ? When ? How ? What ?
Where : Midvalley Commuter Station -> KL Sentral Commuter Station -> Petaling Commuter Station
When : Today, May 12th 2005 6.00pm - 7.00pm
How & What
6.00pm - Bought ticket at Midvalley station
6.05pm - Placed purse into bermuda pants side pocket
6.07pm - Waits for Train heading toward KL Sentral with other tons of passengers [Rush Hour]
6.15pm - Boards train with the other passengers pushing, shovelling and jostling around [Rush Hour]
6.20pm - Disembarks at KL Sentral and interchanged to the other Platform [Rush Hour]
6.23pm - Waits for Train heading toward Pelabuhan Klang with other tons of passengers [Rush Hour]
6.33pm - Boards train with the other passengers pushing, shovelling and jostling around [Rush Hour]
6.48pm - Disembarks at Petaling Station and walks a 7 minute long road back home
6.55pm - Reaches Home Sweet home
6.57pm - Realizes Purse not with her
Poor lil Imoto of mine... Brought her to the Police station later in the nite to make a RM2 Police report. Hmmm Piggy wonders if police stations around the world also charges a fee to process police reports made by common folks like us... *ponder ponder*
Piggy actually thought of dispensing a few pointers to avoid being pickpocket but.. he is only goin to provide this piece of advice to all you folks out there...
BE MORE CAUTIOUS OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS WHEN SURROUNDED BY MANY "INDIGENIOUS" PERSONNELS
1. MyKad - Malaysian's Chip based Identity Card
2. Driving license
3. 20 ringgit
4. MMU Student Card - Cost bout RM60 to replace it
5. Maybank ATM Card
6. BCBB ATM Card
7. Resident's Identity Card
8. Resident's Gate Access Card - Dont know how much to replace this
Where ? When ? How ? What ?
Where : Midvalley Commuter Station -> KL Sentral Commuter Station -> Petaling Commuter Station
When : Today, May 12th 2005 6.00pm - 7.00pm
How & What
6.00pm - Bought ticket at Midvalley station
6.05pm - Placed purse into bermuda pants side pocket
6.07pm - Waits for Train heading toward KL Sentral with other tons of passengers [Rush Hour]
6.15pm - Boards train with the other passengers pushing, shovelling and jostling around [Rush Hour]
6.20pm - Disembarks at KL Sentral and interchanged to the other Platform [Rush Hour]
6.23pm - Waits for Train heading toward Pelabuhan Klang with other tons of passengers [Rush Hour]
6.33pm - Boards train with the other passengers pushing, shovelling and jostling around [Rush Hour]
6.48pm - Disembarks at Petaling Station and walks a 7 minute long road back home
6.55pm - Reaches Home Sweet home
6.57pm - Realizes Purse not with her
Poor lil Imoto of mine... Brought her to the Police station later in the nite to make a RM2 Police report. Hmmm Piggy wonders if police stations around the world also charges a fee to process police reports made by common folks like us... *ponder ponder*
Piggy actually thought of dispensing a few pointers to avoid being pickpocket but.. he is only goin to provide this piece of advice to all you folks out there...
BE MORE CAUTIOUS OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS WHEN SURROUNDED BY MANY "INDIGENIOUS" PERSONNELS
Fundamentals of Winning a Competition
Piggy chatting with Kiahami (Hokkien for Scared of What), Piggy's long time best bud on the MSN messenger...
Kiahami : "I'm gonna play badminton for training company!"
*Kiahami is currently undergoing a 14 weeks training in a local company, part of his course requirement
Piggy : "hahahaha, really ?"
Piggy : "but u know shit of badminton wor..."
*Kiahami sux at badminton, dont even think he knows how to keep score in the game... he isnt much into sports but he used to be in our secondary high school volleyball team.. on the substitute bench... better than nothing though :P
Kiahami : "yes i know shit, u guys always shit"
Piggy : "hahaha"
Piggy : "then u sud come join us on saturdays liao, play badminton wit us. You want ?"
Kiahami : "well...this saturday is the tournament.."
Piggy : "WAT !! So fast ??" *lol*
Kiahami : "yalah, last minute notice ler.."
Piggy : "lol, why choose u wan ?"
Kiahami : "bcoz i'm handsome, young, successful n athletic"
*Piggy admit, he is handsome (or maybe hamsap :P) in a smart way, age 23.. yap.. young, successful... only at stating that he is successful :P .... athletic... he is tall, and quite fit, having a half-swimmers body (imagine those olympic swimmers but jst a portion of them :P) even though he doesnt swims (told you that he used to be in the volleyball team)
Piggy : "ROFL ROFL ROFL" (Piggy had to roll 3 times and not just once for the added dramatics :P)
Piggy : "HAHAHA, U R FARNEE"
Piggy : "then how ?, you know shit of badminton ler..."
Kiahami : "let's just hope my opponent know ass of badminton..."
Piggy : "HAHAHAHAHA, Agree !!!"
LOL :PpP pure Kiahami, hope he managed to get some practice or training before that day.. hehe.
Fundamentals of Winning a competition :
You need to have more SHIT than your opponents ASS can handle.
(^@^)
Kiahami : "I'm gonna play badminton for training company!"
*Kiahami is currently undergoing a 14 weeks training in a local company, part of his course requirement
Piggy : "hahahaha, really ?"
Piggy : "but u know shit of badminton wor..."
*Kiahami sux at badminton, dont even think he knows how to keep score in the game... he isnt much into sports but he used to be in our secondary high school volleyball team.. on the substitute bench... better than nothing though :P
Kiahami : "yes i know shit, u guys always shit"
Piggy : "hahaha"
Piggy : "then u sud come join us on saturdays liao, play badminton wit us. You want ?"
Kiahami : "well...this saturday is the tournament.."
Piggy : "WAT !! So fast ??" *lol*
Kiahami : "yalah, last minute notice ler.."
Piggy : "lol, why choose u wan ?"
Kiahami : "bcoz i'm handsome, young, successful n athletic"
*Piggy admit, he is handsome (or maybe hamsap :P) in a smart way, age 23.. yap.. young, successful... only at stating that he is successful :P .... athletic... he is tall, and quite fit, having a half-swimmers body (imagine those olympic swimmers but jst a portion of them :P) even though he doesnt swims (told you that he used to be in the volleyball team)
Piggy : "ROFL ROFL ROFL" (Piggy had to roll 3 times and not just once for the added dramatics :P)
Piggy : "HAHAHA, U R FARNEE"
Piggy : "then how ?, you know shit of badminton ler..."
Kiahami : "let's just hope my opponent know ass of badminton..."
Piggy : "HAHAHAHAHA, Agree !!!"
LOL :PpP pure Kiahami, hope he managed to get some practice or training before that day.. hehe.
Fundamentals of Winning a competition :
You need to have more SHIT than your opponents ASS can handle.
(^@^)
Sunday, May 08, 2005
A Day for Mums
Oh Happy day ~!!
Its Mother's Day !!
A day to thank Mum for being our mums ;)
Without them we wouldnt even be living in this world also hehe.
Thank you Mummy !! You are the greatest. Piggy love Piggy's mum alot *muaks*
25 She is clothed with strength and dignity;
she can laugh at the days to come.
26 She speaks with wisdom,
and faithful instruction is on her tongue.
27 She watches over the affairs of her household
and does not eat the bread of idleness.
28 Her children arise and call her blessed;
her husband also, and he praises her:
29 "Many women do noble things,
but you surpassed them all."
30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
31 Give her the reward she has earned,
and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.
Proverbs 31:25-31
Piggy's lil Sis composed this poem on a custom made pink card for Piggy Mum's :
Home Made Mother Day card - Front
Home Made Mother Day card - Back
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Mommie momie,
You are my mother and my Friend,
Which is unusual.
Somehow our characthers must blend;
your wisdom and will.
I turn, and you are there for me;
I speak, you understand.
I feel cared for, but also free;
you lead but don't command.
Mommie, momie,
I'm fortunate that I was born,
To have someone just like you,
I love you, not just my mom,
But for what you are and do.
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Wishing A Happy Mother's Day to all Mummies in the world, God Bless ;)
Its Mother's Day !!
A day to thank Mum for being our mums ;)
Without them we wouldnt even be living in this world also hehe.
Thank you Mummy !! You are the greatest. Piggy love Piggy's mum alot *muaks*
25 She is clothed with strength and dignity;
she can laugh at the days to come.
26 She speaks with wisdom,
and faithful instruction is on her tongue.
27 She watches over the affairs of her household
and does not eat the bread of idleness.
28 Her children arise and call her blessed;
her husband also, and he praises her:
29 "Many women do noble things,
but you surpassed them all."
30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
31 Give her the reward she has earned,
and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.
Proverbs 31:25-31
Piggy's lil Sis composed this poem on a custom made pink card for Piggy Mum's :
Home Made Mother Day card - Front
Home Made Mother Day card - Back
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Mommie momie,
You are my mother and my Friend,
Which is unusual.
Somehow our characthers must blend;
your wisdom and will.
I turn, and you are there for me;
I speak, you understand.
I feel cared for, but also free;
you lead but don't command.
Mommie, momie,
I'm fortunate that I was born,
To have someone just like you,
I love you, not just my mom,
But for what you are and do.
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Wishing A Happy Mother's Day to all Mummies in the world, God Bless ;)
Friday, May 06, 2005
Thursday, May 05, 2005
05.05.05 Fever
Today Many a people is veli "ecstatic" that its an "especial" day... but piggy dont think so.. LOL... dont know why... but to piggy unless this day falls on a "auspicous" event, then piggy will only consider it as an "especial" day. For example, if today is to fall on my wedding day , or on a birthday, or on .... you get the idea liao lar :P
Received this greeting message from some friends...
New years come and go.. But today is a special day, because 05.05.05 comes only once in 1000 years and coinciding with 'Thursday(5th Day of the week) comes once in 7000 yrs It happens only once in our lifetime, Wishing you a wonderful day.
Piggy was ROFL when piggy fren out of the sudden message him on the yahoo messenger... the following are direct excepts from the conversation....
Fren : "3 minutes to go"
Piggy : "huh ? to wat ?"
Fren : "yr digital clock will read 05:05,05.05.05 this will never happen again in our lifetime! "
Piggy : ROFL
Fren : "now is 5.03pm.. "
Piggy : ROFL "HAHAHAHA"
Piggy : "who say will never happen again ?"
Piggy : "i say i can make it 05:05,05.05.05 when ever i want "
Fren : "tat is not true 1... "
Piggy : "but u say .. "yr digital clock will read 05:05,05.05.05 this will never happen again in our lifetime!" "
Piggy : "my digital clock can read wat ever time i want it to read "
Fren : *sticks out tongue*
Piggy : ROFLMAO
Later..... at 5.05pm
Fren : "happy 05:05,05.05.05"
Piggy : ROFL ROFL ROFL
:PpPpp
Received this greeting message from some friends...
New years come and go.. But today is a special day, because 05.05.05 comes only once in 1000 years and coinciding with 'Thursday(5th Day of the week) comes once in 7000 yrs It happens only once in our lifetime, Wishing you a wonderful day.
Piggy was ROFL when piggy fren out of the sudden message him on the yahoo messenger... the following are direct excepts from the conversation....
Fren : "3 minutes to go"
Piggy : "huh ? to wat ?"
Fren : "yr digital clock will read 05:05,05.05.05 this will never happen again in our lifetime! "
Piggy : ROFL
Fren : "now is 5.03pm.. "
Piggy : ROFL "HAHAHAHA"
Piggy : "who say will never happen again ?"
Piggy : "i say i can make it 05:05,05.05.05 when ever i want "
Fren : "tat is not true 1... "
Piggy : "but u say .. "yr digital clock will read 05:05,05.05.05 this will never happen again in our lifetime!" "
Piggy : "my digital clock can read wat ever time i want it to read "
Fren : *sticks out tongue*
Piggy : ROFLMAO
Later..... at 5.05pm
Fren : "happy 05:05,05.05.05"
Piggy : ROFL ROFL ROFL
:PpPpp
Pig-gi-in
In time of doubt, trust not wat you think but trust in wat you feel [Doubt is the mind killer]
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
MOMENTS IN LIFE
There are moments in life when you miss someone
so much that you just want to pick them from
your dreams and hug them for real!
When the door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often times we look so long at the
Closed door that we don't see the one,
Which has been opened for us
Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile,
Because it takes only a smile to
Make a dark day seem bright.
Find the one that makes your heart smile.
Dream what you want to dream;
Go where you want to go;
Be what you want to be,
Because you have only one life
And one chance to do all the things
You want to do.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet
Enough trials to make you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human and
Enough hope to make you happy.
The happiest of people don't necessarily
Have the best of everything;
They just make the most of
Everything that comes along their way.
The brightest future will always
Be based on a forgotten past;
You can't go forward in life until
You let go of your past failures and heartaches.
When you were born, you were crying
And everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so at the end,
You're the one who is smiling and everyone
Around you is crying.
*Via Email from a friend*
so much that you just want to pick them from
your dreams and hug them for real!
When the door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often times we look so long at the
Closed door that we don't see the one,
Which has been opened for us
Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile,
Because it takes only a smile to
Make a dark day seem bright.
Find the one that makes your heart smile.
Dream what you want to dream;
Go where you want to go;
Be what you want to be,
Because you have only one life
And one chance to do all the things
You want to do.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet
Enough trials to make you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human and
Enough hope to make you happy.
The happiest of people don't necessarily
Have the best of everything;
They just make the most of
Everything that comes along their way.
The brightest future will always
Be based on a forgotten past;
You can't go forward in life until
You let go of your past failures and heartaches.
When you were born, you were crying
And everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so at the end,
You're the one who is smiling and everyone
Around you is crying.
*Via Email from a friend*
Sunday, April 03, 2005
KPC
Departure Time 1600 hours
Arrival Time 2230 hours
ARGHHH !!! Piggy was Stucked in the longest JAM EVER !!
Piggy was in a express coach on his way back to KL after spending the weekend in Penang when he had to endure the longest jam he ever known his whole piggy years....
Piggy took the 3.30pm bus from Komtar bus stop (actual time left was 4pm) but it got stuck at the Penang bridge... some minor accident happened which caused the jam. But the most disturbing fact was the accident was on the other side of the bridge... the one going into penang...
So here's the BIG question ... "Why was it also JAM on the side of the bridge while the accident is on the other side ?" .... ahh a veli good question.... and the answer is.......
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BECOZ OF KPC's !!!! ARGHH ~!!!
Dont know what KPC mean ? ... It means KEH POH CHEE , its a sentence to resemble someone who is a busy-body... minding other people business even if it doesnt matter to that person or event.
Well.... there was so many KPC's that go slowly on the bridge route, passing the accident which didnt even happen on the same road. Ofcoz being the KPC's that they are, they must be overlooking on the accident side of the bridge to look at either the cars that got smashed up minorly or even to atleast get a glimpse of the car plate number so that 4D numbers can be bought later... MY GOD people .. if it doesnt happen to you, just drive along and ignore the OTHER SIDE of the road...
1stly - it doesnt even concerns you, you are not in taht accident... you are safe in your MOBILE vehicle which is goin on the bridge travelling 20km/h !!!
2ndly - even though you managed to get the plate numbers for those cars, do you have any idea wats the odd to win 1st Prize in the 4D ? Its 1 of 10000 !!!
3rdly - any idea wat "Considerate" means ? Dont caused the massive traffic hold-up for the other 1000 persons who are using the same road as you... sheesshh
Ok ok... I didnt only meet KPC on the Penang bridge but ... also on the North- South Expressway.... ARGHH.... and in all instances after passing through the traffic , the flow of traffic is SMOOTH....
Aiyoyoyo.... to cut matters to short... Piggy only reached back at KL after a long 8 hours in the bus ....
Arrival Time 2230 hours
ARGHHH !!! Piggy was Stucked in the longest JAM EVER !!
Piggy was in a express coach on his way back to KL after spending the weekend in Penang when he had to endure the longest jam he ever known his whole piggy years....
Piggy took the 3.30pm bus from Komtar bus stop (actual time left was 4pm) but it got stuck at the Penang bridge... some minor accident happened which caused the jam. But the most disturbing fact was the accident was on the other side of the bridge... the one going into penang...
So here's the BIG question ... "Why was it also JAM on the side of the bridge while the accident is on the other side ?" .... ahh a veli good question.... and the answer is.......
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BECOZ OF KPC's !!!! ARGHH ~!!!
Dont know what KPC mean ? ... It means KEH POH CHEE , its a sentence to resemble someone who is a busy-body... minding other people business even if it doesnt matter to that person or event.
Well.... there was so many KPC's that go slowly on the bridge route, passing the accident which didnt even happen on the same road. Ofcoz being the KPC's that they are, they must be overlooking on the accident side of the bridge to look at either the cars that got smashed up minorly or even to atleast get a glimpse of the car plate number so that 4D numbers can be bought later... MY GOD people .. if it doesnt happen to you, just drive along and ignore the OTHER SIDE of the road...
1stly - it doesnt even concerns you, you are not in taht accident... you are safe in your MOBILE vehicle which is goin on the bridge travelling 20km/h !!!
2ndly - even though you managed to get the plate numbers for those cars, do you have any idea wats the odd to win 1st Prize in the 4D ? Its 1 of 10000 !!!
3rdly - any idea wat "Considerate" means ? Dont caused the massive traffic hold-up for the other 1000 persons who are using the same road as you... sheesshh
Ok ok... I didnt only meet KPC on the Penang bridge but ... also on the North- South Expressway.... ARGHH.... and in all instances after passing through the traffic , the flow of traffic is SMOOTH....
Aiyoyoyo.... to cut matters to short... Piggy only reached back at KL after a long 8 hours in the bus ....
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
A case of Mistaken Name...
During a conversation with Tai Lou through the office instant messenger.....
Piggy : "I aeldi told lih min to let me know when i can do a purge... told her tat i need them to finish printing evelithing.. btu she dint get back to me"
Tai Lou : "may be u can check with user can they complete batch printing one day without outstanding, who is lih min ??"
Piggy : "oops.. i mean li min, not lih min"
Tai Lou : "claim user ah ?"
Piggy : "li min.. req ver senior exec"
Tai Lou : "i dun know who"
Piggy : "the girl wear spec one, last time on 11 floor, req verification side"
Tai Lou : "oic.......her name same like ng li min........ confused..."
Piggy : "Eh !!, I also confused d... not li min, but the other way around ... Min Lin... :PpPp ... kikiki... aiyo... all the same, so many same name"
Tai Lou : "Hong Kong super single and M'sia empat sekawan also got one Li Min..... good name may be"
Piggy : "eh ? who is Hong Kong SUper Single and m'sia empat sekawan ?..."
Tai Lou : "lai men ah ..... may be u don;t know who..... "
Piggy : "ya.. i dont know who is tat .. "
Tai Lou : "age gap"
Piggy : "u mean is old singer ?"
Tai Lou : "not so old lah....u know the 4 super single in HK ? Lau tat Wau, Kok Foo Seng, Lai Meng and Jacky Cheong"
Piggy : "yap.. thos 4 i know"
Piggy : "ooo.. u mean Lai Meng ar"
Piggy : "i thought the whole name is "Lai Men Ah" ...... kikikikikiki "
Piggy : "I aeldi told lih min to let me know when i can do a purge... told her tat i need them to finish printing evelithing.. btu she dint get back to me"
Tai Lou : "may be u can check with user can they complete batch printing one day without outstanding, who is lih min ??"
Piggy : "oops.. i mean li min, not lih min"
Tai Lou : "claim user ah ?"
Piggy : "li min.. req ver senior exec"
Tai Lou : "i dun know who"
Piggy : "the girl wear spec one, last time on 11 floor, req verification side"
Tai Lou : "oic.......her name same like ng li min........ confused..."
Piggy : "Eh !!, I also confused d... not li min, but the other way around ... Min Lin... :PpPp ... kikiki... aiyo... all the same, so many same name"
Tai Lou : "Hong Kong super single and M'sia empat sekawan also got one Li Min..... good name may be"
Piggy : "eh ? who is Hong Kong SUper Single and m'sia empat sekawan ?..."
Tai Lou : "lai men ah ..... may be u don;t know who..... "
Piggy : "ya.. i dont know who is tat .. "
Tai Lou : "age gap"
Piggy : "u mean is old singer ?"
Tai Lou : "not so old lah....u know the 4 super single in HK ? Lau tat Wau, Kok Foo Seng, Lai Meng and Jacky Cheong"
Piggy : "yap.. thos 4 i know"
Piggy : "ooo.. u mean Lai Meng ar"
Piggy : "i thought the whole name is "Lai Men Ah" ...... kikikikikiki "
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Why The Moon is so round ....
Last 2 weeks ago....
Piggy's trainee wasnt feeling so well, so I told her to tell the senior executive officer (Tai Lou or Big Brother) that she wanto take the other half of the day off.... lets call Piggy's trainee as Moon (for she is as Bright and "FULL" like one.. :PpP). But Moon was afraid to tell Tai Lou that she wanto take half day off....
Piggy : "Moon ah Moon... tell Tai Lou tat you wanto go home and rest lar..."
Moon : "But how to tell wor..... paiseh ler.. not sure how to tell..."
Piggy : "ok ok ... Piggy tell for you lar...."
Piggy : "Tai Lou, Moon moon not feeling well and wanto take the rest of the day off..."
Tai Lou (-_-") : "Why she didnt tell me one ?"
Piggy : "Ooo.... ermm... She scared to tell you ...."
Tai Lou ("-_-) : "Scared to tell me ?..."
Piggy : "Yalor... she say you are scary.... scared you eat her...."
Tai Lou ("-_-") "HAR ?? .... me Scary ?? .... Me eat her ? ...."
Piggy : "ya ya .... who ask you to always stared at the monitor with your (-_-") look ar ?" (ofcoz i didnt say this to Tai lou :PppP kikiki)
Tai Lou (-_-"") : "Moon ar Moon, you sick ar ? "
Moon (O_o) : "Eeee.... ya lor... not feeling well.... wanto go home can ar ? har ? har ? can ar ?..."
Tai Lou (""-_-) : "AIYO, not feeling well then go home lar... I cannot kau tim (handle) myself mer ? ....."
Moon (o_O) : "Eeeee......"
One of the IT Security officers go to find Tai Lou and over saw the chat between Tai Lou and Moon.... Lets call him Dim Sum...
Dim Sum : "Eh ? Tai Lou.. .So Bad are you.... dont wanto let your junior go home... tsk tsk...."
Tai Lou (""-_-"") : "Eh ? .... Not me.. I told her to go home liao ler..."
Moon (O_O) : "......."
And Moon the junior trainee gets the day off .... kikikikiki... and somemore no need to submit MC orr and no Pay cut also.. kikiki so shiok ... all thanks to the Piggy working behind the scenes.. :PpPpP .... So in future.. anyone who needs help in getting a day off at work... come to the Piggy.. ;P hehehe
Piggy's trainee wasnt feeling so well, so I told her to tell the senior executive officer (Tai Lou or Big Brother) that she wanto take the other half of the day off.... lets call Piggy's trainee as Moon (for she is as Bright and "FULL" like one.. :PpP). But Moon was afraid to tell Tai Lou that she wanto take half day off....
Piggy : "Moon ah Moon... tell Tai Lou tat you wanto go home and rest lar..."
Moon : "But how to tell wor..... paiseh ler.. not sure how to tell..."
Piggy : "ok ok ... Piggy tell for you lar...."
Piggy : "Tai Lou, Moon moon not feeling well and wanto take the rest of the day off..."
Tai Lou (-_-") : "Why she didnt tell me one ?"
Piggy : "Ooo.... ermm... She scared to tell you ...."
Tai Lou ("-_-) : "Scared to tell me ?..."
Piggy : "Yalor... she say you are scary.... scared you eat her...."
Tai Lou ("-_-") "HAR ?? .... me Scary ?? .... Me eat her ? ...."
Piggy : "ya ya .... who ask you to always stared at the monitor with your (-_-") look ar ?" (ofcoz i didnt say this to Tai lou :PppP kikiki)
Tai Lou (-_-"") : "Moon ar Moon, you sick ar ? "
Moon (O_o) : "Eeee.... ya lor... not feeling well.... wanto go home can ar ? har ? har ? can ar ?..."
Tai Lou (""-_-) : "AIYO, not feeling well then go home lar... I cannot kau tim (handle) myself mer ? ....."
Moon (o_O) : "Eeeee......"
One of the IT Security officers go to find Tai Lou and over saw the chat between Tai Lou and Moon.... Lets call him Dim Sum...
Dim Sum : "Eh ? Tai Lou.. .So Bad are you.... dont wanto let your junior go home... tsk tsk...."
Tai Lou (""-_-"") : "Eh ? .... Not me.. I told her to go home liao ler..."
Moon (O_O) : "......."
And Moon the junior trainee gets the day off .... kikikikiki... and somemore no need to submit MC orr and no Pay cut also.. kikiki so shiok ... all thanks to the Piggy working behind the scenes.. :PpPpP .... So in future.. anyone who needs help in getting a day off at work... come to the Piggy.. ;P hehehe
Thursday, March 03, 2005
*~*~LIFE~*~*
Life goes on...
As we all continue to move on..
At least, that is what I thought...
All this while, as time passes...
I have fallen for another angel...
When I thought you and I were just "friends"...
I was proven wrong, once again...
Today, I was browsing around, doing nothing...
And, a picture of you came across my eye...
A picture of you, is simply meaningless...
But, when I saw your picture...
I remembered how I first met you...
How I was shy and was standing behind you,
Admiring you from afar...
The day when I walked towards you and say Hi...
I could remember all of this things about you...
How tall you are, when is your birthday and even,
the scent from you...
I remembered all of these things...
However, all that you could remember about me...
Is that I am the person to look for,
when you need my help...
I am the person you seek shelter from...
That is all that you could remember about me...
You never know how hard it was for me to let you go...
You never know how deep is my love to you...
You never know all these feelings...
Even until today,
I just longed for a little attention from you...
Is that something I can only dreamt of every night ?...
Each time I see you smile,
I know you are not smiling for me...
How I wish one dat, you are smiling because of me...
I know this one day will come, someday...
However, I can only choose to wait...
Because unlike me,
you have a choice between to love me or not to love me...
Yet for me, the only choice I have..
Is between to love and loving you more...
Author Unknown
As we all continue to move on..
At least, that is what I thought...
All this while, as time passes...
I have fallen for another angel...
When I thought you and I were just "friends"...
I was proven wrong, once again...
Today, I was browsing around, doing nothing...
And, a picture of you came across my eye...
A picture of you, is simply meaningless...
But, when I saw your picture...
I remembered how I first met you...
How I was shy and was standing behind you,
Admiring you from afar...
The day when I walked towards you and say Hi...
I could remember all of this things about you...
How tall you are, when is your birthday and even,
the scent from you...
I remembered all of these things...
However, all that you could remember about me...
Is that I am the person to look for,
when you need my help...
I am the person you seek shelter from...
That is all that you could remember about me...
You never know how hard it was for me to let you go...
You never know how deep is my love to you...
You never know all these feelings...
Even until today,
I just longed for a little attention from you...
Is that something I can only dreamt of every night ?...
Each time I see you smile,
I know you are not smiling for me...
How I wish one dat, you are smiling because of me...
I know this one day will come, someday...
However, I can only choose to wait...
Because unlike me,
you have a choice between to love me or not to love me...
Yet for me, the only choice I have..
Is between to love and loving you more...
Author Unknown
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
A gentle reminder to all Malaysians from Alonso, JB
Read in The Sun today, Do you agree ?
YOU ARE A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY
(A gentle reminder to all Malaysians)
Progress is not solely about prosperity
Not buildings that look pretty
You may have the KLCC
But some places like Penang are still dirty
So you are still a 3rd world country because of your mentality
You try to beat the queue to get a taxi
And don't even bother about road courtesy
Not to mention parking indiscriminately
Without signalling you overtake randomly
And abusing lanes for emergency
Rising deaths on the roads is how you celebrate festivity
You created the MSC
To emulate Silicon Valley
You talk about high technology
To preach about the PC
But yet broadband is denied to many
You also cant supply stable electricity
Your roads have potholes and are bumpy
And tyres fall off your LRT
So this is Malaysian quality
Let's create the best schools, roads and toilets in the country
Are what Malaysia Boleh should strive to be
But instead Malaysia Boleh is so funny
You break records just to make yourself feel happy
Decades passed but this mentality I still see
Will this carry on till the next Century?
Or will this change when we turn 80?
You are helpless and just let it be
Let it be
Will tomorrow be better for you and me?
15 years from now come 2020
If this goes on you will still be
Just another 3rd world country
because of your mentality
These changes we hope to see under the leadership of PM
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
Authored by Alonso Lim Beng Seng of Johor Baru
YOU ARE A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY
(A gentle reminder to all Malaysians)
Progress is not solely about prosperity
Not buildings that look pretty
You may have the KLCC
But some places like Penang are still dirty
So you are still a 3rd world country because of your mentality
You try to beat the queue to get a taxi
And don't even bother about road courtesy
Not to mention parking indiscriminately
Without signalling you overtake randomly
And abusing lanes for emergency
Rising deaths on the roads is how you celebrate festivity
You created the MSC
To emulate Silicon Valley
You talk about high technology
To preach about the PC
But yet broadband is denied to many
You also cant supply stable electricity
Your roads have potholes and are bumpy
And tyres fall off your LRT
So this is Malaysian quality
Let's create the best schools, roads and toilets in the country
Are what Malaysia Boleh should strive to be
But instead Malaysia Boleh is so funny
You break records just to make yourself feel happy
Decades passed but this mentality I still see
Will this carry on till the next Century?
Or will this change when we turn 80?
You are helpless and just let it be
Let it be
Will tomorrow be better for you and me?
15 years from now come 2020
If this goes on you will still be
Just another 3rd world country
because of your mentality
These changes we hope to see under the leadership of PM
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
Authored by Alonso Lim Beng Seng of Johor Baru
