vous voulez avec kuschez moi

"vous voulez avec kuschez moi"

i was thought this french sentence today.... and i was dumbfounded when being told wat it mean.... noooo... i wont tell u wat it mean .. hahaha :P but i can tell u this meaning for this portugese sentence..

"yo amo bos"

apparently it meant "I lup you" , yeap.. u know it .. its i <3 u , so you all now know how to newly expound your feelings for your 2nd half... so quick... go expound :P

btw.. u can combine and use both at same time.. example

"Yo amos bos, vous voulez avec kuschez moi"

Ahhhhhh, it so fits together. lol .. but not good to use like tat .. ahha :P

Nod

Nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod Nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod nod nod nod Nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod nod Nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod nod nod nod nod nod Nod nod nod nod


arghhh i cant stop typing nod as "yes" in all my IM's !!
darn...

Person 1 : You eat d ?
Me : Nod
Person 1 : O_o u nuts ?
Me : nod

-_-"

Stunned

I AM STUNNED !!!

Today, one of my Best Friend called me and delivered a SHOCKING message that Had me O_O literally.

Even though I know that he and me almost think a like but i didnt thought he will be faster than me to deliver such shocking news hahaha. I had the notion tat i would be the first among our gang. OMG !! He WON !! I lost :( boo hoo hoo ....

:P hahaha .. well not exactly sumthing to win or lose about but but but ...
hahaha... well only one thing to do now

apply half day leave on wednesday for him go to the function and..

CONGRATULATIONS MY BROTHER !!! WOOT !!!

BIg boy liao, must take care of the other person ar... and plan for your future orr... u got a long way to go my fren :D Congratulations hehehe, Hugs and Love from the Pig

Weak

Im Weakened.

After the trip from Pangkor last weekend, my mental energies was a real low. I was so exhausted and so tired until :

1) I slept at 8pm on Sunday until the next Morning
2) I slept at 10pm on Tuesday
3) I slept at 9.30pm on Wednesday
4) I slept at 10.30pm on thursday (but doze off at 11pm while half-sleepily talking to lovely on the phone :P)
5) I had to take 1 pill of panadol on monday night coz i thought i was getting a fever
6) I had to take 1 pill of panadol on tuesday morning coz slight fever still preexist
7) I had to take 2 pills of panadol on wednesday after lunch coz i really cannot take it anynmore :P kakaka

Tired, Exhausted, Drained !! UGgh !!
Nvm The piggy still got energies... He is a Super Pig anyway hehehe :P

M.I.A

Its starting to feel cold lately in the office, it shouldnt be, maybe im sick. Mmmm well, the Lazy pig is back, Piggy was missing from the blogging sphere for well over 2 months or so hehe.

Will be posting Backdated post on the incoming days... or weeks.... or months... :P

Well. Stay tuned or at least get your patience wear thin by me while waiting for my posts , kakakakaka :P

Se7en

Uggh, I got tagged by Nite and now i have to complete this survey of Seven questions... *rolls eyes* .. well..

7 things I plan to do before I die
One - Marry my love
Two - Grow a Family
Thr33 - Travel to MANY interesting places
4our - Accumulate enough wealth
5ive - Honour God
6ix - Keep up my love for My love
Se7en - Leave without any regrets

7 things I could do
One - Grow a moustache and not a beard
Two - Leave my job and get another one
Thr33 - MUD for 24 hours
4our - Drop everything and go to Lovely
5ive - Curse less
6ix - Roll on the floor laughing (ROFL)
Se7en - Shave my head bald

7 celebrity crushes
One - Lovely
Two - Lovely
Thr33 - Lovely
4our - Still Lovely
5ive - Lovely
6ix - Yeap, Its her
Se7en - OMG, Im Infatuated with Lovely

7 Often Repeated Words
One - Eh
Two - Ooooo
Thr33 - eye-c eye-c
4our - Hmmmmm
5ive - Aiyo
6ix - Oh my gawd
Se7en - Wat the...

7 physical traits I look in the opposite sex
One - Lovely Eyes
Two - Lovely Charm
Thr33 - Lovely Smile
4our - Lovely Cuteness
5ive - Lovely Voice
6ix - Lovely Touch
Se7en - Just Lovely

7 victims I can tag
One - Soloh
Two - Ryuu
Thr33 - Dizzy
4our - dSaint
5ive - Nada
6ix - Zilch
Se7en - None

Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work

Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work


20. "That's weird..."

19. "It's never done that before."

18. "It worked yesterday."

17. "How is that possible?"

16. "It must be a hardware problem."

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"

14. "There is something funky in your data."

13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

12. "You must have the wrong version."

11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."

10. "I can't test everything!"

9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."

8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."

7. "Somebody must have changed my code."

6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?

4. "You can't use that version on your system."

3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:

"It works on my machine"

Source from Ryuujin

Difference between Potentially & In Reality

Youngest son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentially' and 'In reality'?"

Dad: "I will show you"

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"
Wife: "Yes of course, I would never waste such an opportunity!"

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars.
Daughter: "Waow! Oh my God!!! This is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Elder Son: "Huh, Yeah, why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: "You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars but 'In reality' we are living with 2 bitches and a gay!!"

Source from my Junior

Jealousy Test

Piggy's fren send piggy a link to test jealousy. Piggy was pretty bored with work and decided to play around abit and henced to try out the test hehe

The Jealousy Test

*click*
*wait*
*scan through*
*thinks*
*tick tick tick*
*click*
*tick tick*
*thinks*
*submit*


.....


...


You are 41.27% jealous!
For this test, the average jealousy percentage is 35.54%.
379746 people have taken this test to date.

This percentage means that :
•You are not a jealous person, but sometimes can be.
•Occasionally, you over-react to situations.
•Most of the time, you trust the people around.
•Jealously will not be a major issue in relationships, but you might want to improve your self-esteem.


Whahaha this Pig is one jealous pig !! :P

Go try it out lil piggies.. hehe

X & S

Piggy have this fren, lets call her "Siao T" who keep trying to change piggy's nickname ... Lets say piggy's nickname is "Lex". So... Siao T have been trying to change it to "Les"... ya... sounds like Les-bian rite ? ... Piggy goin OMG and (-_-") when she keep trying to call me by "les" .. and to add to more piggy's misery... she used double intonation calling piggy "les les" OMGWTFBBQ !!! (-_-")


Piggy : u do not Pronounce the "S" as an "X"
Piggy : an "X" is having a sharper tone
Piggy : while an "s" is more silent
Piggy : more like a whisper since u have to pull back the sound
Piggy : and if u try to pronounce X ... u will find tat your front jaw will move forward while your lower jaw moves back in motion...
Piggy : and the tongue is pulled back at the end of the "X" pronounciation
Piggy : while... the S is pronounced wit almost close jaws and the tip of your tongue is touching or almost touching your teeth
Piggy : people ask u to say "Smile" u go n say "xmile"
Piggy : or ppl as u to "X-ray" u go and say "s-ray"

Siao Teng : walao yeh
Siao Teng : onli X n S
Siao Teng : u so many thing ito say

Piggy : ppl ask u to say "x-ray" .. u go say "s-ray"
Piggy : later u go hospital ask for "s-ray

Imagine.....

Siao Teng : "nurse nurse.. i want a s.....ray.."
nurse : "HUh s-ray ??"
Siao Teng : "ya ya .. an s-ray"
nurse : " huh.. OOOHhhhh... u want a ASS-RAY"
nurse : "x-ray your ass ?? ok ok .. can can"
Siao Teng : " err..... not my ass.... but s-ray..."
nurse : "ya lor... ass-ray lor... can can.. veli cheap.. cheaper than x-ray"
Siao Teng : "ya ya ... s-ray.. i want s-ray"
nurse : "ok ok .. u get your ass-ray"

Wahahahaha....

So little piggies out there, please know how to differentiate the X and S pronounciation hehe.. dont go asking for an ASS-ray when you actually want to get an X-ray....

And im not called "les les" .. so you dudes and dudettes out there can just forget calling me that or I will give you piggy's version of ASS-ray *wink wink*

:P

shit cannot stand without coffee

Yes.

The Subject says all.
The profound subject was phased by Piggy's colleague, PiggyG

Lets hear PiggyG profound sayings again...

"shit cannot stand without coffee"

....

ahahaha

Actually... its...

""shit, cannot stand without coffee"

But piggy was O_o when she said tat... think of a shit tat need coffee to have standing power and I bet you that the shit will enter Guiness Book of Records :P

Stages in a Relationship

Taken from an excerpt when Piggy was trying to explain the stages of a relationship to piggy's fren.


Stage 1 - i like u , u like me, be my gf, be my bf

Stage 2 - hey... we do suite each other.. or we are faking this relationship so well tat we are meant to be for each other (outings more often and more closure)

Stage 3 - ooo... time to mingle the friends in our life (close frens and kind are shown to each other either group outings or etc)

Stage 4 - meeting the parents.. (only family memebers on the 1st tier meaning internal family.. not uncles or aunties or which grand dad or grand mum)

stage 5 - meeting the WHOLE big family

stage 6 - engagement (im committed to you..)

stage 7 - living together (optional to be ommited in certain cases where tradional

*u can swap stage 6 and 7 which ever suits

stage 8 - ding dong ding dong (not Xmas bells lar... wedding bells :P )

stage 9 - lil kiddies running around

*stage 9 is optional

stage 10 - GROW OLD


veli much as it is... but tis is only Piggy's opinion lar.. hahaha
Anyway it is pretty much as it is... flowing from one stage to the other...
Mind you tat a mighty leap from one stage to another stage is possible but there are implications that will be not timely appropriate for the relationship.

And of course theres a question on time length on how long a relatioship stage is supposed to last until the next happens.. hehe.. but there is no accurate time-per-stage for any relationship... we are meant to be with who we are whether it is forever or for a singular miniscule of timeframe.

What to do when you have Broadband ?

Piggy have this friend who just got his broadband connection, he was having a couple of problems with setting up with him. But later he tweaked his settings and WA LA .. he is CONNECTED...

Know what is his 1st request on what to do with it ??


Hentaiyaro : "how do u download porn thru broadband ?"

O_o

Piggy : *cant stop rolling on the floor laughing*

Hentaiyaro : "wat do u expect ? haha"

o_O

....

Idiotcracy

Who The Idiot ?


Planning to save this image for a lengthy post, but couldnt crap up any... nevermind, as they say a picture speaks a thousand words ;)

Or maybe you prefer a quote ?

"A fool is born every minute" - P.T Barnum

hehehe :P

Desires

How do I say "I miss you" when you are not with me,
How do I say "I need you" when my heart yearns for you,
How do I say "I love you" when my heart cries for you,

I cant.
No action or words can show the depths of my feelings for you,
How I hate to be away from you,
How I hate to leave you,

I know I shouldn't be this way but its what my heart desires,
Can't stop thinking of you,
My Love
Can't stop being in love with you...

Famished

Continued from Stray

As all memories goes, I couldnt be bothered to keep track of mine. But the incident couldnt be lapsed so easily. For I was save from the jaws of death by an angel. The very same angel who shoos me away, loathing my presence.

It wasnt a dark and stormy night. No rain drops was falling down, no thunder flashing in the background, not even a cold misty fog rolling around. The full moon was out splashing its radiance all over. Light so bright you would think it was in the afternoon with the sun shimmering behind a thin layer of clouds.


The air smells delightful. Scents of delicious steaming food whafts from a cafe hidden a few blocks away. Hunger lurched inside within me, my belly growls to sounds its agreement. My nose & the longing for food pulls me towards the source of the smell. My mind fails to focus on the heading, starvation filling the bidding to move towards the source without thought.

Eat first, worry later. The thought of my belly resounding with each footsteps I take. Subconsciously, I know that its a very bad motion to move towards the source, for its in a territory of a pack of strange dogs. They seemed to have lost their sanity, always drooling with a vicious snarl which meant to kill and not warn. I've seen a madless rage from deep in their colourless eyes, and known since then to stay away from them.

But my brain tries unsuccessfully to reason with the urged from deep within me, and no command managed to stay my feet to the ground. Step by step, pace by pace, I crept at a quicken pace filled with anxiety and longing.

To be continued... Survival

Kisah Kancil

One day an old man was driving his kancil along a highway, then suddenly the car broke down and wouldn't restart.

Old man tot he'll be stuck on the highway with no passerby to help him when suddenly a porsche drove by and stopped to help him.The young man suggest to the old man tat his porsche will tow his kancil to a nearby mechanic.

The old man agrees but he voice out his concern over the porsche speed - the young man then suggest tat everytime he drove too fast, the old man shud flash his lights, or honk loudly to ask the young man to slow down - both agreed.

As they were driving at 60kmph, a ferrari drove by the porsche challenging it for a race,but the young man endure it n remain at 60kmph. The ferrari didnt give up, still challenging porsche for race.In the end the porsche became very impatient, accepted the challenge n started driving at 200kmph

As the were racing away, police was around with their speed trap took both the ferrari n porsche dangerous speeding limit. The traffic police then went home to tell his fren an amazind finding of the day.

He says "you know, today i saw an amazing thing happened"

"I saw a ferrari n a porsche speeding at almost 240kmph"

His frens say "Thats nothing amazing, those are fast cars"

The policeman continues "No, tats not it, the amazing part is i saw a Kancil right behind the porsche, at speed of 200kmph, honking loudly n flashing his lights at the porsche asking the porsche to give way to kancil to drive pass both fast cars"

Source : Fren who have a dog named Bobby

Our is an Awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
he reigns from heaven above
with wisdom power and love
our God is an awesome God

As things were

Being quiet lately as piggy cant seem to find the time to blog or the inspiration to write anything at all...

Life is being just as it is...

Hectic...
Quiet...
Interesting...
Boring...
Slow-moving...
Quacking...
and Just as it is...

Sometimes being in such a profound pace, one can seem to catch one's own breath and yet ... dozing off in the heat of the pace and coming to a sudden halt or slowdown all together...

But it is as it is... thats how we are in the world.. to be in a time and place where no place have ever been unexplored or a time which have not being unspent..

Ofcoz alot of us wonders where or even wat we are supposed to be doing...

When life's Pace quicken we ask : "FUIYOH.. why so fast... slower slower.. *gasp gasp* ..."
When life's Pace slows we ask : "Aiya... sien ler.. why eveli day so sien one.. faster.."

But all we had to do.. is just go as the flow... pace fast.. flow fast... pace slow.. flow slow...

Hrmm... wat is this pig thinking ?
He has no idea.. :D

I think he got too many whacks on his head liao... hehe

Until then.... Go with the flow *wink wink*

Beng-lish Translator

OMG ... you guys would not believe it but piggy stumbled upon this siao kia punya siao siao translator at Kenny Sia...

Its a BENG-LISH translator, it translates webpages into ah beng's language... veli syok :D

Piggy translated his own brog and were ROFL liao :P

Try & C ---> Click Here

hehehe

siao i tell you...

The most funnious article was the AUgust Pig-gi-in

It got translated into this --->

Pig-gi-in

I love you
NABEH!

Limpeh Want You

NABEH!

Limpeh Love to Want You
NABEH!

Limpeh Want to Love You

NABEH!

Limpeh Love to Want to Love You
NABEH!

Limpeh Want to Love to Want You

*ok this pig is nuts.. tankiuk alot.. :P

ROFL ROFL .. NUTS>..

ok.. back to work :P