Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Bailey

I just read a post by a fren on her blog about acholic beverages. She was ranting on and on about achohol mainly "Bailey" and quoted that she is "NOT" an acholic. Very assuring indeed.... well anyway, i had a bad experience with Bailey and i have forever swore never ever to smell or drink Bailey again. NEVER !!! *feeling of puke foaming in my mouth*....
What sort of bad experience you ask ? Well... i will try to detailed it down as much as i can remember....
The year was 2005, my ex company (was with them from 2004-2006) organized a whole company outing to Pulau Pangkor... I was bunking with some of my colleagues which is not to be mentioned here except for "Doraemon" & "Jackson". Doraemon & Jackson have bought at least 3 bottles of Bailey and 2 bottle of wine from the local town of Pangkor. They were capitalizing on the duty-tax-free products which is much cheaper on liquor products back in KL. I was out chatting and playing cards with Nite, Lil P, Baby Dino & their gang henced i was not in when they started to "drown" themself in their acholic consumption game. After my night out, i was lock out of my chalet !! -_-" Jackson conked out on a mattress near the door with a few others blokes.
After a few knocking (banging more likely).. Jackson lift up his dazed face and looked at me blankly. After a minute or 2 then only he begin to register that i wan in and he slowly pick himself up, dragged his drunken ass to the door and opened it for me. I ofcoz laf at him but he jst tell me a few things...
1. "I kaput d"
2. "Lock the door ar"
3. "Doraemon KO and is in the room liao"
4. "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
he gone back to sleep after the 3rd sentence... wat the... anyway.. i mosh myself into the room which i was sharing with doraemon and found him sprawled over his own bed. Ofcoz being the nice person i am, i rolled him over and covered him with his blanket. Not even after 30 seconds of me covering him, he shot right up and rushed for the bathroom... i heard retching and puking faster than you can say "Ba-i-ley" ...
well the worst part is not watching Doraemon puking all over the bathroom but the worst part is cleaning him and AFTER him... the stench of bailey + the annual dinner was OVER-WHELMING...
henced... everytime i smell bailey.. i smell the night where Doraemon-spilled-bailey...
No more Bailey.... anymore....

Friday, May 25, 2007

Engineer vs Manager

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am", replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the
fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything you've delayed my trip even more."
The man below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems."
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Reese Chocolate


This is a butter chocolate cup cookie which Lovely bought back from her office, sticky chocolate taste :p

Whats in the name of a Road ?

Plifered this picture from one of the forwarded emails..... find it very funny and strange... so will post it up :p...

How do you tell the Taxi driver the road you live at if you live at the following road ....



Taxi Driver : Where you wanto go ?
You : Bring me to Jalan Mak P*ki U lah?
Taxi Driver : *Bonks Your head* No cursing !!!
You : T_T ....

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Spiderman III

Jst watched the latest 'orang labah labah'. Well its ok, the 1st
episode is much better

Friday, May 11, 2007

Blogging via HP

Im blogging tis frm my handphone connected by the gmail java app :-P.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Awesome God

Awesome God
Rich Mullins

(Our God is an awesome God)
And the Lord wasn't joking
When He kicked 'em out of Eden
When He rolls up His sleeves
He ain't just putting on the ritz
(Our God is an awesome God)
There's thunder in His footsteps
And lightning in His fists
It wasn't for no reason
That He shed His blood
His return is very close
And so you better be believing that
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

And when the sky was starless
In the void of the night
(Our God is an awesome God)
He spoke into the darkness
And created the light
(Our God is an awesome God)
Judgement and wrath He poured out on Sodom
Mercy and grace He gave us at the cross
I hope that we have not
Too quickly forgotten that
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God (Our God is an awesome God)
He reigns from heaven above (He reigns from heaven above)
With wisdom, power, and love (With wisdom, power, and love)
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

DON'T LEAVE IT ON THE DESK!!!


There was a certain Professor of Religion named Dr. Christianson, a studious man who taught at a small college in the western United States.

Dr. Christianson taught the required survey course in Christianity at this particular institution. Everyday student was required to take this course his or her freshman year, regardless of his or her major.

Although Dr. Christianson had a special student named Steve. Steve was only a freshman but was studying with the intent of going into the seminary for the ministry. Steve was popular, he was well-linked and he was an imposing physical specimen. He was now the starting center on the school football team, and was the best student in the Professor's class.

One day, Dr. Christianson asked Steve to stay after class so he could talk with him. "How many push-ups can u do?"

Steve said, "I do about 200 every night."

"200? That's pretty good Steve, "Dr. Christianson said, "Do you think you could do 300?"

Steve replied, "I don't know. I've never done 300 at a time."

"Do you think you could?" again asked Dr. Christianson

"Well, I can try," said Steve.

"Can you do 100 in sets of 10? I have a class project in mind and I need you to do about 300 push-ups in set of 10 for this to work. Can you do it? I need you to tell me you can do it!" said the Professor.

Steve said, "Well, I think I can. Yeah, I can do it."

Dr. Christianson said, "Good! I need you to do this on Friday. Let me explain what I have in mind."

Friday came and Steve got to class early and sat in the front of the room.

When class started, the Professor pulled out a big box of doughnuts. No, these weren't the normal kinds of doughnuts; they were the extra fancy BIG kind with cream centers and frosting swirls. Everyone was pretty excited it was Friday, the last class of the day, and they were going to get an early start on the weekend with a party in Dr. Christianson's class.

Dr. Christianson went to the first girl in the first row and asked, "Cynthia, do you want to have one of these doughnuts?"

Cynthia said, "Yes."

Dr. Christianson then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so that Cynthia can have a doughnut."

"Sure." Steve jumped down from this desk to do a quick ten.

Then Steve again sat in the desk. Dr. Christianson then put a doughnut on Cynthia's desk.

Dr. Christianson then went to Joe, the next person, and asked, "Joe, do you want a doughnut?"

Joe said, "Yes."

Dr. Christianson asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Joe can have a doughnut."

Steve did ten push-ups; Joe got a doughnut. And so it went, down the first aisle. Steve did ten push-ups for every person before they got their doughnut.

Walking down the second aisle, Dr. Christianson came to Scott. Scott was on the basketball team, and in as good condition as Steve. He was very popular and never lacked for female companionship.

When the professor asked, "Scott, do you want a doughnut?"

Scott's reply was, "Well, can I do my own push-ups?"

Dr. Christianson said, "No. Steve has to do them."

Then Scott replied, "No. I don't want one then."

Dr. Christianson shrugged and then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Scott can have a doughnut he doesn't want."

With perfect obedience, Steve started to do ten push-ups.

Scott said, "Hey! I said I didn't want one!"
Dr. Christianson said, "Look, this is my classroom, my class, my desk and these are my doughnuts. Just leave it on the desk if you don't want it."

And he put a doughnut on Scott's desk.

Now, by this time, Steve had begun to slow down a little. He just stayed on the floor between sets because it took too much effort to be getting up and down. You could start to see a little perspiration coming out around his brow. Dr. Christianson started down the third row. Now, the students were beginning to get a little angry. Dr. Christianson asked Jenny, "Jenny, do you want the doughnut?"

Sternly, Jenny said, "NO!"

Then Dr. Christianson asked Steve, "Steve would you do ten more push-ups so that Jenny can have a doughnut she doesn't want." Steve did ten; Jenny got the doughnut.

By now, a growing sense of uneasiness filled the room.

The students were beginning to say "NO" and there were all these uneaten doughnuts on the desks. Steve also had to really put forth a lot of extra effort to get these push-ups done for each doughnut. There began to be a small pool of sweat on the floor beneath his face, his arms and brow were beginning to get red because of the physical effort involved.

Dr. Christianson asked Robert, who was the most vocal unbeliever in the class, to watch Steve do each push-up to make sure he did the full ten push-ups in a set because he couldn't bear to watch all of Steve's work for all those uneaten doughnuts. He sent Robert over to where Steve was so Robert could count the set and watch Steve closely. Dr. Christianson started down the fourth row. During his class, however, some students from other classes had wandered in and sat down on the steps along the radiators that ran down the sides of the room. When the professor realized this, he did a quick count and saw that now there were 34 students in the room. He started to worry if Steve would be able to make it.

Dr. Christianson went on to the next person and the next and the next.
Near the end of that row, Steve was really having a rough time. He was taking a lot more time to complete each set.

Steve asked Dr. Christianson, "Do I have to make my nose touch on each one?"

Dr. Christianson thought for the moment, "Well, they're your push-ups.
You're in charge now. You can do them any way you want." And Dr. Christianson went on.

A few moments later, Jason, a recent transfer student came to the room and was about to come in when all the students yelled in one voice, "NO! Don't come in! Stay out!"

Jason didn't know what was going on. Steve picked up his head and said "No. Let him come in."

Professor Christianson said, "You realize that if Jason comes in, you will have to do ten push-ups for him."

Steve said, "Yes, let him come in. Give him a doughnut."

Dr. Christianson said, "Okay Steve, I'll let you get Jason's out of the way right now. Jason, do you want a doughnut?"

Jason, new to the room, hardly knew what was going on. "Yes," he said, "Give me a doughnut."

"Steve, will you do ten push-ups so that Jason can have a doughnut?"

Steve did ten push-ups very slowly and with great effort. Jason, bewildered was handed a doughnut and sat down.

Dr. Christianson finished the fourth row and then started on those visitors seated by the heaters. Steve's arms were now shaking with each push-up in a struggle to lift himself against the force of gravity. By this time, sweat was profusely dropping off of his face, there was no sound except his heavy breathing; there was not a dry eye in the room.
The very last two students in the room were two young women, both cheerleaders, and very popular. Dr. Christianson went to Linda, the second to last, and asked, "Linda, do you want a doughnut?"

Linda said, very sadly, "No, thank you."

Professor Christianson quietly asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Linda can have a doughnut that she doesn't want."

Grunting from the effort, Steve did ten very slow push-ups for Linda.

Then, Dr. Christianson turned to the last girl, Susan. "Susan, do you want a doughnut?"

Susan, with tears flowing down her face, began to cry. "Dr. Christianson, why can't I help him?"

Dr. Christianson, with tears of his own, said, "No, Steve has to do it alone. I have given him this task and he is in charge of seeing that everyone has an opportunity for a doughnut whether they want it or not.

When I decided to have a party this last day of class, I looked at my grade book. Steve here is the only student with a perfect grade.

Everyone else has failed test, skipped class, or offered me inferior work. Steve told me that in football practice, when a player messes up he must do push-ups. I told Steve that none of you could come to my party unless he paid the price by doing your push-ups. He and I made a deal for your sakes."

"Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Susan can have a doughnut."

As Steve very slowly finished his last push-up, with the understanding that he had accomplished all that was required of him, having done 350 push-ups, his arms bucked beneath him and he fell to the floor.


Dr. Christianson turned to the room and said, "And so it was, that our Savior, Jesus Christ, on the cross, plead to the Father, 'into Thy hands I commend my spirit.' With the understanding that he had done everything that was required of Him, He yielded up his life. And, like some of those in this room, many of us leave the gift on the desk uneaten."

Two students helped Steve up off the floor and to a seat, physically exhausted, but wearing a thin smile. "Well done, good and faithful servant," said the Professor, adding, "Not all sermons are preached in words."

Turning to his class, the Professor said, "My wish is that you might understand and fully comprehend all the riches of grace and mercy that have been given to you through the sacrifice of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He spared not only His Begotten Son, but gave Him up for us all, for the whole Church, now and forever. Whether or not we choose to accept his gift to us, the price has been paid.

"Wouldn't you be foolish and ungrateful to leave it lying on the desk?"

--Author Unknown--

Monday, March 19, 2007

Thank You & Welcome

Over the Local area network IM :
Me : Hey Mang, help me load the file... thanks ya...
Mang : Ok...
After 10 minutes....
Mang : Done !!
Me : Tangkayu (playful slang for Thank You)
Mang : Valukam (playful slang for Welcome)
Me : O_o....
This the 1st time i heard Valukam.. hahaha... almost fainted :p

Friday, March 09, 2007

10 weird habits/things tag

I got tagged by Nite -_-" .. darn it... well... she did it to force me to blog... hah !! i took  11 days to blog this :p
Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose five people to be tagged and list their names. No tagbacks
 
1. I had my right toe nail removed 4 times until it looks like Dracula fangs now
2. Im intoxicated to laughter... cant stop laughing at nothing
3. Im a very choosy person when it come to shopping for myself.. i will love to buy everything but when i HAD to buy, i will be veli picky..
4. Even though i have been using the keyboard since im young and also do know that theres a standard way of typing on a QWERTY keyboard... but i prefer to use my 3 finger + 1 thumb typing method with the 3 main fingers on my left hand always on ASD :p
5. I been nicknamed "Mr No-Brake" (Anime Characther in Getbackers) by my buddies before... for my reluctance to brake during cornering
6. I have a habit of making jokes whenever & wherever even if the joke is not far-nee
7. I have been abusing (over-using) Google Calendar after knowing its existence
8. Im not disciplined enough... i once tried to commit myself to doing something for a year but gave up on it after 2 weeks
9. I tend to forget things tentatively after 2-3 weeks...
10. I tend to over post the emotions on my face which other people finds it humourous...
 
Im not tagging anyone.. so this will end at here...

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Sleep Watcher

You know.... im been dedicated a task to wake up zzz-laptop-guy which is always sleeping hahaha.... Boss one day told me that if he dont buckle up (or in this case WAKE UP :p) he will be given a stern warning coming next week if boss still catches him asleep... so boss told me to tell him off when i see him sleeps.... i feel like i being given an impossible task.... to be a SLEEP WATCHER .. hahaha
but i think im failing the job... each time i see him sleep... i will ask him to update me the current status of his task... but after he updates me... 5 seconds later... he goes... zzzzzz ... WTF -_-" .. mang.... i dont think this is working... he is going to get his ass shipped out hahaha ...
oo.. some nice fact on sleep can be found here
Just to highlight a few nice one :D ...
- Humans sleep on average around three hours less than other primates like chimps, rhesus monkeys, squirrel monkeys and baboons, all of whom sleep for 10 hours.
- Ducks at risk of attack by predators are able to balance the need for sleep and survival, keeping one half of the brain awake while the other slips into sleep mode.
- Some studies suggest women need up to an hour's extra sleep a night compared to men, and not getting it may be one reason women are much more susceptible to depression than men.
- Experts say one of the most alluring sleep distractions is the 24-hour accessibility of the internet.
- It's impossible to tell if someone is really awake without close medical supervision. People can take cat naps with their eyes open without even being aware of it.

Handphone Shopping

yeaahhhh...... im shopping for a handphone.. well.. not ANY handphone.. to be specific.... Sony Ericsson K800i !! WOOT !!... price in market is around 1.6K for just the HP... ya ya .. its abit wee expensive :p but if u combine a phone as a digital cam then its not bad :p hehehe....
this few days alot of ppl are giving me advice on wat phone is good and that... but im going to put my foot down and still get the K800 as i have been eyeing this phone since last year ;)
ooo... and also.. i just realised the price of a memory stick is WAY WAY expensive if u buy from the phone shop... the sales person's quoted me RM200 for just one 512MB Sony M2 memory stick..... while on lowyat.net quoted priced of a 1GB M2 memory stick priced at RM200 and 512MB priced at RM130-140... -_-" ... ok.. decided to buy the phone at the shop then buy the memory stick seperately :D.. hehe..
And I will be getting the phone TODAY !! ^_^

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Happy Feet - Ketchup

Just watched this recently.... and i like this catch phrase....
Sea Lion : "Come here sausage... i take you with KETCHUP"
Penguin Brothers : "WAHAHA, But first you have to CATCH-UP"
ROFL ROFL :p... darnit .. i like tat phrase hehhehee

Friday, January 12, 2007

Banking Fee

How much does Maybank charges your annual fee for a year for a Savings Account ? Anyone knows ? .. I thought it was RM8.... will let u know more on this story soon...... as i found out im missing some moo-lah from me account...

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Five

Thats the number of Days i have to work starting this year.. :D ... used to work half day on saturday's twice a month but now no longer needed :D .... but they also reviewed the working hours.... which to me... currently is not so good... new working hours are from 9AM - 6PM....
Not good to me at all !! ... why ? becaused i have to fetch lovely to work before 8AM as that is the time she starts work... which means im in the office 1 hour earlier every single day...
do the equations... and i worked 5 hours extra per week.... -_-" .. i used to only work 2 and a half hours extra per week (all this are minimum) as earlier work starts at 8.30AM... *sigh* ..... give and take :p ... but im glad i dont need to drive to work on the saturday though.. hehehe...

Lucky Draw

Wooo hooo..... I must be blessed by God :D ... i won a lucky draw for a 3D 2N stay at Cameron Highland Resort during my Company 2006 Annual Dinner Nite !!!! :D ... this prize is for lucky draw #20 ..... and out of over 500 ppl.... i WON it ... im the top 20 winners :D hehhee... ok lar.. im the 20th winner :p BUT nevertheless.... i won :D .... out of my life... i never won anything from lucky draws at all :p... nothing so big lar :D...
and the room rates for the resort is eye-boggling..... USD200 a night in their deluxe room.... somemore i got 2 nights... so my prize is worth USD 400 minimum !!! .... also got bundle 3 meals in their resort restaurants... 2 Meal in their Dinner restaurant... and 1 meal in their sushi restaurant :p (Pig sister is going to drool.. hahhaa :p)
The voucher lasts for 9 months... so me and me is going to start planning :D .... ofcoz after i get my camera phone.. last trip i had a camera phone... took a whole bunch of pictures but only to lose the pictures in the office toilet bowl -_-" .... darnit.. hehe.. but nvm... i heard the resort is veli nice :D ... for USD200 a nite... not nice also become nice lar :p... ok lar.. c u guys in the highlands somewhere this year before september :p

Friday, December 29, 2006

The Last 2006 "Sensible" Working Day

Today will be the last "Sensible" Working day for the year 2006. Tomorrow will be dubbed as the Last "illogical" Working day hehehe. Ya... illogical :p... for now... coz tomolo will be the last working saturday :D ... my company just announced a new 5 work day per week policy beginning next year :D.. hehhee
 
Happy Last "Sensible" Working Day & for those working tomorrow I also wish you guys a Happy Last "Illogical" Working Day :D

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

zzz-lap-top-guy

wow... u would not believe this... zzz-lap-top-guy is not only zzz-ing all the time.. but ... he comes late to office (half an hour late everyday) ... nvm.. come late also can.. but come late and then straight zzz at his place there... lol... not more than 15 minutes he sit at his chair and he can doze off... ROFL
-_-" sigh... hopeless

Monday, December 11, 2006

Sleeping while working

You know, its really bad of me if i would to glance every now and then at my next door colleague just to check whether if he is dozing off or not ... :p ...
Well, i cant help it, he just loves to doze off even though the whole office is buzzing with alot of projects and all.. lol .. sooner or later he is going to get himself into trouble...
well.. until then... we will denote him as "zzz-lap-top-guy" ... and will keep u guys updated on his progress.. :p
oh yeah.. zzz-lap-top-guy is a new member to the team.... should be reaching his 1st month if im not mistaken...

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Equations

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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