Thursday, May 22, 2008

Pre-Wedding Photo Shoot

Tomolo is the pre-wedding photo shoot for me and lovely..... you must be asking, why need a pre-wedding photo shoot which cost bout 3k when for the same amount you can hire a good event photographer to cover on the actual wedding day and in the same night prep the photo montage for the viewing pleasures of your "audiences" *ahem* i mean guests... well.. think of the following reasons...
 
Pros to a Pre-Wedding Photo shoot
1. Different Gowns/Suits with Different backgrounds
2. Different Poses which is directed by professionals who knows how to pose for the camera
3. The Bride gets to be a model once in her lifetime
4. The Groom gets to experience becoming a background object
5. The package usually includes rent of the wedding gowns/suit for the Actual wedding day and also some others niceies which the bridal house will throw in
 
Cons to a Pre-Wedding Photo shoot
1. Usually costs a bunch of $$$
2. Minimal 1 full day of photo shooting
3. The Groom feels like a tree
4. The tree can sprout fruits by the end of the day
5. The end of the day feels like autumn
 
:p hahaha... well that is just some of my view lar... but i will be going into the role of a tree prepared !!! ... bringing myself some bottles of livita, a bottle of eye mo moisturizer & maybe a book to enjoy :D
 
Countdown : 6 months 7 days

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Eye

Visited the optician last night and found out i need a new pair of specs due to flunctuations of the degree of myopia on both my eyes... been planning to change spectacles anyway.... but didnt expect the optical power to increase so much.. *sigh*. My right eye power increased from 450 to 500 and the astigmatism increased from 75 to 125.... which i hinted to my sister that the extra 50 astigmatism is due to it migrated from my left eye.. lol... Farnee actually... my left eye now is 600 from 500 and the astigmatism is now 0.
 
Spending bout 200 to get the new specs.... will be getting it in 5 days :p... hope i can maintain my handsome looks.. :p hahhahaa
 

Friday, April 18, 2008

Some Good Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death 
Source Cubie via email :p

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Sick

I was out for the whole of last week due to a throat infection.... was visiting the clinic for at least 4 times the whole week due to the non-subsidizing fever.... even had a fever injection shot to bring down the fever... i feel better for a day but the next day BOOM... back on the bed.... apparently the initial doctor prescribe me the batch of antibiotics which was not hitting the virus at all.... -_-"... was on a new batch of antibiotics by thursday after my initial batch finished ... i was so lethagic and tired and full of antibiotics by the end of the week... uggh... hate medicines... lol... but Thank God i managed to run and kick a few balls on the sunday... gave me a chance to run out the medicine in me blood.. hehehehe
 

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Confirmed

Ok... its settled... will be doing a dinner and also my best fren will be coming up also :D.. WOOT !! ...
Things settled :
1. Bridal Package
2. Banquet Venue
3. Wedding & Banquet Date
4. Speaker to share the Gospel
 
Things not yet done :
1. Matrimony Venue
2. Pastor to bless the marriage
3. Bridal Photo shooting
4. Wedding Invitations
 
Hmmm.. wat else am i leaving out ? .....
 
Countdown : 8 months 18 days

Monday, March 10, 2008

When....

Thats the question which is being bothering me for some time now....
Its not easy settling down a date to choose for the Wedding...
The following are reasons which arrises when picking a date...
1) Not school holiday not convenient for people with kids to come
2) Not Dinner no many people will come...dont want to lose angpao...
3) Most dinner function dates are booked already
4) Too rush to do a lunch....
5) Close best fren not able to come for the dinner date which is available...
 
Now im stucked... inbetween choosing a dinner date which is available but my closest childhood fren not able to come.. and a lunch date which most ppl object to....
 
If only things were more simpler...
 

Friday, February 22, 2008

Remember Me ?

Dear Blog,
 
Do you still remember me ? Its been a while since i talked to you, I have been very busy lately. Work, House shopping, Christmas, New Year & also Chinese New Year lol :p. I been good, been eating lots, i think im getting fatter hahahaha .. oh yeah... i ate too much of seafood during cny and im stung with some sort of neck rash which after 3 visits to the doctor was proclaimed "allergy reaction" instead of "fungus infection" :p ....  anyway my neck now is just fine :D .. hohoho, it seems im plague with neck skin problems :p
 
How have you been doing ? Must be bored without me updating you lol... well let me update you on what i been doing :D... for one I already managed to procure a house .. .it cost a wee bit more expensive than the market price but the location is very good and also the house is comfortable hehehe. And also with the new house im finally able to lay down my wedding plan which btw is already in motion :p... after which i proposed to Lovely during CNY hehehe ... only problem now is finding a place to book for my wedding luncheon... November is one of them most busiest wedding month ever !! All them hotels are almost fully booked *faint* ....
 
Well, this is all the updates i can afford for now... will write to you soon :D... if i got a chance.. hehehe
 
Regards,
The Missing Super Pig
(Dated As of when this is posted)
 

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

House

Hi all, Ya i been bz ... bz so long until no time to update anything in me blogs... bz doing wat you ask ? Well.. i was stuck in a ONE WEEK long meeting.. and when i mean one week its the whole 5 days ... 10 hours a day sitting in a meeting room discussing on some issues face by our operations.... *sigh*... tat was a long 1 week...
 
Anyway.. this was not the only thing i was busy with.... was busy finding for a house to stay in... not to rent.. but to purchase one .. and my my... ITS NOT EASY !!! .. lol... me and lovely have gone and see about 10 over houses and have not come close to a suitable one at all...
 
ok.. back to work and house hunting...
oh yeah.. if u lil piggies have any sources to find for a house which is selling in penang... do let me knw :D ...

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Cleaning up

I hate cleaning up after other's people mess..... just in this 2 months i have to clean up after 2 ex-colleagues -_-" .... and the mess is not a simple mess which i can just wink and it can be blown away. *sigh*
 

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Globalisation

Subject:
what is globalisation?
Question : What is the height of Globalisation?
Answer : Princess Diana.
Question : How ???
Answer :
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel driving a German car with a Dutch engine,driven by a Belgian driver, who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines,dies! And all this stuff is read by an Asian!
 
Source via Email 

Friday, September 07, 2007

Gracious God

You know its funny, how God tests our knowledge/commitment to him ? For example, just now only i have set the status in my IM to reflect that "God is Gracious"... not even 5 minutes later, i have a customer calling me and scolding me for an issue which was out of my hands... hahahaha.. but thank God, i was reminded of how gracious His love is to me, and made me feel calm and peaceful to try to resolve the issue amicably.
 
Ofcourse i didnt know it was a test until when i pop open my IM and saw the status i set. Ofcourse im only human and definitely felt irritated by the fact that i was scolded for nothing but ofcourse... God is a gracious God and He provides help and assistance in alot of different ways.
 

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

The Greater Good

 
[Lucius or Frozone was dressing up to go for Dinner when he saw the Robot destroying the city]
Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius : Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo ]
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
 
*Pilfered from "The Incredibles" on IMDB :p... go watch it. Its a nice movie.

Monday, September 03, 2007

Blog Update

Been awhile since i updated my blog. Been short of inspiration of what to write and also not been able to complete those half inspiration posts.. have bout 5 of them half written posts sitting in my drafts folder just waiting for "some" inspiration which its not even a sniffing distance.
Anyway, Recently 2 of my colleagues just left in the month of August... and both of them is assisting me... now im alone and surviving on another colleague assistance to help me in the support tasks... the same colleague who is going to leave by this week LOL. The turnover rate in my department is very high recently, since the time i joined, 2 Managers, 2 programmers left before 2006 year end. Then we had 1 manager & 5 new programmers joined. That manager and 1 programmer left before the end of the 1st quarter of this year, and now the other 2 programmer have left. Only 2 programmers left, 1 already convert to permanent the other is the one whom is leaving by the end of this week.
What does this prove ? It means the department im in, have a tough survival ratio and only those who is tough gets converted to permanent while those who are weak will leave by their own will. *sigh* Hopefully the next batch of new peeps will be tougher.. or not it will be bleak moments when the going gets tough... hehehe.
 

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Our Local Peng

 
I was looking for an empty space to park my car at Bangsar when suddenly there's a knock on the glass

"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?"


"Apa?"


"Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia ckaap sini ada satu Chimpeng..."


"Sorrylah Apek.  Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?"


"Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..."


"Tarak tau la boss.  Itu kedai ka apa?Along ka?"


"Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..?  itu Chimpeng macam itu Maypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.."

Adoi... buat aku pening je..dia actually cari
CIMB Bank ..
 
Source from Email

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Se7en

Today is the 7th day of the 7th month of the 7th year of the 2k
series, is it important? Why im asking? Coz im right nw sitting at 1
of Lovely's colleague wedding dinner, bloggin frm my k800.
Furthermore, i attended another Lovely's fren marriage registration
which was a mass marriage ceremony of 77 couples (wil post some photos
later). Utterly nonsense :-P. Ok lar i nd 2 go n 7 some food hehe

Monday, July 02, 2007

ABC Tag

Tag tag tag again....

A is for age : Young most of the time, Old when needed to be

B is for beer of choice: Flaming Moe from The Simpsons.. to feast the eye more than to drink

C is for career: Bug Catcher, wacking some sense into some users

D is for your dog's name: Sit, Stay, Roll-over, Play Dead (if i have a dog)

E is for essential item you use everyday: Oxigen

F is for favorite song (one only) at the moment: Power of Love

G is for favorite games: Captain Ball

H is for hometown: Johor to PJ to KL to PJ to Penang

I is for instruments you play: 3 chords of a Guitar & the optical mouse attached to my laptop

J is for favorite juice: H2O

K is for kids: None yet. Later lar..

L is for last hug: My booster

M is for malls: Classified under "most-densed-area-per-meter"

N is for name of your love: Read 1 Corithians 13

O is for overnight hospital stays: Accompanying Grand Father

P is for phobias: No phobias... but got lots of little terrors...

Q is for quote: Read Matthew 6:34

S is for status: Alive and kicking...

T is for things you like: "Something"

U is for underwear: DEFINITELY

V is for vegetable you love: Those with Leaves and stalks

W is for worst habit: Not depending on God

X is for x-rays you've had: 1 x-ray 0 s-ray

Y is for yummy food you know how to make: Peanut butter toast with Ham, Cheese, Tomato & Lettuce

Z is for zodiac sign: Use to believe but now think its a load of crap

Dont believe in tagging other ppl :p (no interesting ppl to tag anymore)

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Ikan Billis

Two weeks ago, i helped lovely to win a pair of small lil fishies from the Eden Charity Food Fair 2007 event....



I have dubbed them Ikan Billis from there onwards.... but them ikan billis have managed to survived for 2 weeks now.... darn strong ikan billis :p



Look at them Ikan billis :p

Friday, June 29, 2007

Tai Lok Mee

Backhome in PJ, i used to frequently "ta pao" (take away) Tai Lok Mee (Big Round Mee :p) or also known as "Fukkien Mee" in KL (Penang's Fukkien or Hokkien Mee is the Prawn Mee) for my dinner when mum doesnt cook.

Tai Lok Mee :D~ ... yummyyy


the ingredients is plentiful, the sauce extravagantly done, and the mee.... splendidly stirred fried .... only 2 words..... absolutely delicious... i have yet to find a very good tai lok mee in penang here which can rival the tai lok mee back in PJ.... i have sort of made it my mission to always go and ta pau the tai lok mee everytime i go back to KL hehehe. There was even once my family ta pau the tai lok mee from KL all the way to penang by BUS just for my devouring stomach :D hahahaha.... *slurrrpp slurrp*

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Leaving office notification

I noted that the email application my company uses does not have this function to notify that the employee already left the company in a proper way. What they did is to activate the "out of office" for that ex-employee like the below example.....

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I will be out of the office starting 06/25/2007 and will not return until 06/07/2009.

Dear Sender,

I am no longer with -company name- effective 25 June 2007. Please contact other personnel in -company name- to assist you.

Thanks & Regards,

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

However, since its an inbuild "out of office" tool, you DEFINETELY have to set dates for the out of office to kick into effect... "starting 06/25/2007 and will not return until 06/07/2009".... so.... does this means the ex-employee will be coming back in July 2009 ? ;p .. i know i know.... its jst a notification.. but i jst cant help thinking tat the company have off-loaned that employee and will be expecting the ex-employee to be back in 2009 :p hehehe

What blog(s) do you read ?

Nite tagged me with this that originated from here....
 
1. Who's blog is a must read everyday?
Kimmie's as she blogs very very frequently
2. Who's blog is always informative?
Uncle Lim's political blog and  Screenshot blog on various other issues
3. Who's blog is always funny?
This funny comical blog which pokes at our government mistakes :p
4. Who's blog dishes out advice/sayings/advice that you actually listen to?
No blogs will do this but i recently listen to quite alot of philophical views which is true from Ravi Zakaria  "Just Thinking" broadcast
5. Who's blog would you highly recommend to others?
Ofcoz my own blog :p, Michael Backman & Ravi Zakaria.
6. What was the funniest blog entry you read recently?
7. What blog entry actually makes you think recently?
The mystery of Evil and the Miracle of Life
8. Which online shopping blog that you actually frequent?
i rarely shop online...
9. Who are you going to tag?
None
10. Who tagged you?
Nite :p
 
-end-

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Nothing

Heard this very funny but very true quote from Ravi Zacharias who quote it from Aristotle
 
"Nothing is what Rocks Dream about"
 
^_^ ..... Rocks dream bout nothing.... how bout you ? what do you dream about ? What is Nothing to you ?

 

Friday, June 15, 2007

Book & Go

Woo hoo, have already book the Cameron Highland Resort via YTL Travels for this coming August. *droooolll* I cant wait to go and enjoy the trip which is a gift from God. Time to munch some strawberries while sipping on some fresh tea while enjoying the cool breeze (^_^)
 
*cheers*

Changes to the Template

I had to force a change to this Blog as Blogger.com forced me to re-apply a new template for it. Well.. its looks a bit better and i think they are doing a good thing as most blog sites are already using alot of "widgets" for their blog already.
On another note, with the new widget for the "Blog Archive" on the right side of the blog, I finally have a post count for all my postings. I have already wrote 160 posts, this would be the 161st post lol. I thought i posted less than a 100 :p .. heck.. wat do i know ;)

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Blur

Im so blur my head is pounding my brains into mashed potatoes....

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Bailey

I just read a post by a fren on her blog about acholic beverages. She was ranting on and on about achohol mainly "Bailey" and quoted that she is "NOT" an acholic. Very assuring indeed.... well anyway, i had a bad experience with Bailey and i have forever swore never ever to smell or drink Bailey again. NEVER !!! *feeling of puke foaming in my mouth*....
What sort of bad experience you ask ? Well... i will try to detailed it down as much as i can remember....
The year was 2005, my ex company (was with them from 2004-2006) organized a whole company outing to Pulau Pangkor... I was bunking with some of my colleagues which is not to be mentioned here except for "Doraemon" & "Jackson". Doraemon & Jackson have bought at least 3 bottles of Bailey and 2 bottle of wine from the local town of Pangkor. They were capitalizing on the duty-tax-free products which is much cheaper on liquor products back in KL. I was out chatting and playing cards with Nite, Lil P, Baby Dino & their gang henced i was not in when they started to "drown" themself in their acholic consumption game. After my night out, i was lock out of my chalet !! -_-" Jackson conked out on a mattress near the door with a few others blokes.
After a few knocking (banging more likely).. Jackson lift up his dazed face and looked at me blankly. After a minute or 2 then only he begin to register that i wan in and he slowly pick himself up, dragged his drunken ass to the door and opened it for me. I ofcoz laf at him but he jst tell me a few things...
1. "I kaput d"
2. "Lock the door ar"
3. "Doraemon KO and is in the room liao"
4. "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
he gone back to sleep after the 3rd sentence... wat the... anyway.. i mosh myself into the room which i was sharing with doraemon and found him sprawled over his own bed. Ofcoz being the nice person i am, i rolled him over and covered him with his blanket. Not even after 30 seconds of me covering him, he shot right up and rushed for the bathroom... i heard retching and puking faster than you can say "Ba-i-ley" ...
well the worst part is not watching Doraemon puking all over the bathroom but the worst part is cleaning him and AFTER him... the stench of bailey + the annual dinner was OVER-WHELMING...
henced... everytime i smell bailey.. i smell the night where Doraemon-spilled-bailey...
No more Bailey.... anymore....

Friday, May 25, 2007

Engineer vs Manager

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am", replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the
fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything you've delayed my trip even more."
The man below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems."
Sourve via Email

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Reese Chocolate


This is a butter chocolate cup cookie which Lovely bought back from her office, sticky chocolate taste :p

Whats in the name of a Road ?

Plifered this picture from one of the forwarded emails..... find it very funny and strange... so will post it up :p...

How do you tell the Taxi driver the road you live at if you live at the following road ....



Taxi Driver : Where you wanto go ?
You : Bring me to Jalan Mak P*ki U lah?
Taxi Driver : *Bonks Your head* No cursing !!!
You : T_T ....

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Spiderman III

Jst watched the latest 'orang labah labah'. Well its ok, the 1st
episode is much better

Friday, May 11, 2007

Blogging via HP

Im blogging tis frm my handphone connected by the gmail java app :-P.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Awesome God

Awesome God
Rich Mullins

(Our God is an awesome God)
And the Lord wasn't joking
When He kicked 'em out of Eden
When He rolls up His sleeves
He ain't just putting on the ritz
(Our God is an awesome God)
There's thunder in His footsteps
And lightning in His fists
It wasn't for no reason
That He shed His blood
His return is very close
And so you better be believing that
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

And when the sky was starless
In the void of the night
(Our God is an awesome God)
He spoke into the darkness
And created the light
(Our God is an awesome God)
Judgement and wrath He poured out on Sodom
Mercy and grace He gave us at the cross
I hope that we have not
Too quickly forgotten that
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God (Our God is an awesome God)
He reigns from heaven above (He reigns from heaven above)
With wisdom, power, and love (With wisdom, power, and love)
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

DON'T LEAVE IT ON THE DESK!!!


There was a certain Professor of Religion named Dr. Christianson, a studious man who taught at a small college in the western United States.

Dr. Christianson taught the required survey course in Christianity at this particular institution. Everyday student was required to take this course his or her freshman year, regardless of his or her major.

Although Dr. Christianson had a special student named Steve. Steve was only a freshman but was studying with the intent of going into the seminary for the ministry. Steve was popular, he was well-linked and he was an imposing physical specimen. He was now the starting center on the school football team, and was the best student in the Professor's class.

One day, Dr. Christianson asked Steve to stay after class so he could talk with him. "How many push-ups can u do?"

Steve said, "I do about 200 every night."

"200? That's pretty good Steve, "Dr. Christianson said, "Do you think you could do 300?"

Steve replied, "I don't know. I've never done 300 at a time."

"Do you think you could?" again asked Dr. Christianson

"Well, I can try," said Steve.

"Can you do 100 in sets of 10? I have a class project in mind and I need you to do about 300 push-ups in set of 10 for this to work. Can you do it? I need you to tell me you can do it!" said the Professor.

Steve said, "Well, I think I can. Yeah, I can do it."

Dr. Christianson said, "Good! I need you to do this on Friday. Let me explain what I have in mind."

Friday came and Steve got to class early and sat in the front of the room.

When class started, the Professor pulled out a big box of doughnuts. No, these weren't the normal kinds of doughnuts; they were the extra fancy BIG kind with cream centers and frosting swirls. Everyone was pretty excited it was Friday, the last class of the day, and they were going to get an early start on the weekend with a party in Dr. Christianson's class.

Dr. Christianson went to the first girl in the first row and asked, "Cynthia, do you want to have one of these doughnuts?"

Cynthia said, "Yes."

Dr. Christianson then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so that Cynthia can have a doughnut."

"Sure." Steve jumped down from this desk to do a quick ten.

Then Steve again sat in the desk. Dr. Christianson then put a doughnut on Cynthia's desk.

Dr. Christianson then went to Joe, the next person, and asked, "Joe, do you want a doughnut?"

Joe said, "Yes."

Dr. Christianson asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Joe can have a doughnut."

Steve did ten push-ups; Joe got a doughnut. And so it went, down the first aisle. Steve did ten push-ups for every person before they got their doughnut.

Walking down the second aisle, Dr. Christianson came to Scott. Scott was on the basketball team, and in as good condition as Steve. He was very popular and never lacked for female companionship.

When the professor asked, "Scott, do you want a doughnut?"

Scott's reply was, "Well, can I do my own push-ups?"

Dr. Christianson said, "No. Steve has to do them."

Then Scott replied, "No. I don't want one then."

Dr. Christianson shrugged and then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Scott can have a doughnut he doesn't want."

With perfect obedience, Steve started to do ten push-ups.

Scott said, "Hey! I said I didn't want one!"
Dr. Christianson said, "Look, this is my classroom, my class, my desk and these are my doughnuts. Just leave it on the desk if you don't want it."

And he put a doughnut on Scott's desk.

Now, by this time, Steve had begun to slow down a little. He just stayed on the floor between sets because it took too much effort to be getting up and down. You could start to see a little perspiration coming out around his brow. Dr. Christianson started down the third row. Now, the students were beginning to get a little angry. Dr. Christianson asked Jenny, "Jenny, do you want the doughnut?"

Sternly, Jenny said, "NO!"

Then Dr. Christianson asked Steve, "Steve would you do ten more push-ups so that Jenny can have a doughnut she doesn't want." Steve did ten; Jenny got the doughnut.

By now, a growing sense of uneasiness filled the room.

The students were beginning to say "NO" and there were all these uneaten doughnuts on the desks. Steve also had to really put forth a lot of extra effort to get these push-ups done for each doughnut. There began to be a small pool of sweat on the floor beneath his face, his arms and brow were beginning to get red because of the physical effort involved.

Dr. Christianson asked Robert, who was the most vocal unbeliever in the class, to watch Steve do each push-up to make sure he did the full ten push-ups in a set because he couldn't bear to watch all of Steve's work for all those uneaten doughnuts. He sent Robert over to where Steve was so Robert could count the set and watch Steve closely. Dr. Christianson started down the fourth row. During his class, however, some students from other classes had wandered in and sat down on the steps along the radiators that ran down the sides of the room. When the professor realized this, he did a quick count and saw that now there were 34 students in the room. He started to worry if Steve would be able to make it.

Dr. Christianson went on to the next person and the next and the next.
Near the end of that row, Steve was really having a rough time. He was taking a lot more time to complete each set.

Steve asked Dr. Christianson, "Do I have to make my nose touch on each one?"

Dr. Christianson thought for the moment, "Well, they're your push-ups.
You're in charge now. You can do them any way you want." And Dr. Christianson went on.

A few moments later, Jason, a recent transfer student came to the room and was about to come in when all the students yelled in one voice, "NO! Don't come in! Stay out!"

Jason didn't know what was going on. Steve picked up his head and said "No. Let him come in."

Professor Christianson said, "You realize that if Jason comes in, you will have to do ten push-ups for him."

Steve said, "Yes, let him come in. Give him a doughnut."

Dr. Christianson said, "Okay Steve, I'll let you get Jason's out of the way right now. Jason, do you want a doughnut?"

Jason, new to the room, hardly knew what was going on. "Yes," he said, "Give me a doughnut."

"Steve, will you do ten push-ups so that Jason can have a doughnut?"

Steve did ten push-ups very slowly and with great effort. Jason, bewildered was handed a doughnut and sat down.

Dr. Christianson finished the fourth row and then started on those visitors seated by the heaters. Steve's arms were now shaking with each push-up in a struggle to lift himself against the force of gravity. By this time, sweat was profusely dropping off of his face, there was no sound except his heavy breathing; there was not a dry eye in the room.
The very last two students in the room were two young women, both cheerleaders, and very popular. Dr. Christianson went to Linda, the second to last, and asked, "Linda, do you want a doughnut?"

Linda said, very sadly, "No, thank you."

Professor Christianson quietly asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Linda can have a doughnut that she doesn't want."

Grunting from the effort, Steve did ten very slow push-ups for Linda.

Then, Dr. Christianson turned to the last girl, Susan. "Susan, do you want a doughnut?"

Susan, with tears flowing down her face, began to cry. "Dr. Christianson, why can't I help him?"

Dr. Christianson, with tears of his own, said, "No, Steve has to do it alone. I have given him this task and he is in charge of seeing that everyone has an opportunity for a doughnut whether they want it or not.

When I decided to have a party this last day of class, I looked at my grade book. Steve here is the only student with a perfect grade.

Everyone else has failed test, skipped class, or offered me inferior work. Steve told me that in football practice, when a player messes up he must do push-ups. I told Steve that none of you could come to my party unless he paid the price by doing your push-ups. He and I made a deal for your sakes."

"Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Susan can have a doughnut."

As Steve very slowly finished his last push-up, with the understanding that he had accomplished all that was required of him, having done 350 push-ups, his arms bucked beneath him and he fell to the floor.


Dr. Christianson turned to the room and said, "And so it was, that our Savior, Jesus Christ, on the cross, plead to the Father, 'into Thy hands I commend my spirit.' With the understanding that he had done everything that was required of Him, He yielded up his life. And, like some of those in this room, many of us leave the gift on the desk uneaten."

Two students helped Steve up off the floor and to a seat, physically exhausted, but wearing a thin smile. "Well done, good and faithful servant," said the Professor, adding, "Not all sermons are preached in words."

Turning to his class, the Professor said, "My wish is that you might understand and fully comprehend all the riches of grace and mercy that have been given to you through the sacrifice of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He spared not only His Begotten Son, but gave Him up for us all, for the whole Church, now and forever. Whether or not we choose to accept his gift to us, the price has been paid.

"Wouldn't you be foolish and ungrateful to leave it lying on the desk?"

--Author Unknown--

Monday, March 19, 2007

Thank You & Welcome

Over the Local area network IM :
Me : Hey Mang, help me load the file... thanks ya...
Mang : Ok...
After 10 minutes....
Mang : Done !!
Me : Tangkayu (playful slang for Thank You)
Mang : Valukam (playful slang for Welcome)
Me : O_o....
This the 1st time i heard Valukam.. hahaha... almost fainted :p

Friday, March 09, 2007

10 weird habits/things tag

I got tagged by Nite -_-" .. darn it... well... she did it to force me to blog... hah !! i took  11 days to blog this :p
Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose five people to be tagged and list their names. No tagbacks
 
1. I had my right toe nail removed 4 times until it looks like Dracula fangs now
2. Im intoxicated to laughter... cant stop laughing at nothing
3. Im a very choosy person when it come to shopping for myself.. i will love to buy everything but when i HAD to buy, i will be veli picky..
4. Even though i have been using the keyboard since im young and also do know that theres a standard way of typing on a QWERTY keyboard... but i prefer to use my 3 finger + 1 thumb typing method with the 3 main fingers on my left hand always on ASD :p
5. I been nicknamed "Mr No-Brake" (Anime Characther in Getbackers) by my buddies before... for my reluctance to brake during cornering
6. I have a habit of making jokes whenever & wherever even if the joke is not far-nee
7. I have been abusing (over-using) Google Calendar after knowing its existence
8. Im not disciplined enough... i once tried to commit myself to doing something for a year but gave up on it after 2 weeks
9. I tend to forget things tentatively after 2-3 weeks...
10. I tend to over post the emotions on my face which other people finds it humourous...
 
Im not tagging anyone.. so this will end at here...

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Sleep Watcher

You know.... im been dedicated a task to wake up zzz-laptop-guy which is always sleeping hahaha.... Boss one day told me that if he dont buckle up (or in this case WAKE UP :p) he will be given a stern warning coming next week if boss still catches him asleep... so boss told me to tell him off when i see him sleeps.... i feel like i being given an impossible task.... to be a SLEEP WATCHER .. hahaha
but i think im failing the job... each time i see him sleep... i will ask him to update me the current status of his task... but after he updates me... 5 seconds later... he goes... zzzzzz ... WTF -_-" .. mang.... i dont think this is working... he is going to get his ass shipped out hahaha ...
oo.. some nice fact on sleep can be found here
Just to highlight a few nice one :D ...
- Humans sleep on average around three hours less than other primates like chimps, rhesus monkeys, squirrel monkeys and baboons, all of whom sleep for 10 hours.
- Ducks at risk of attack by predators are able to balance the need for sleep and survival, keeping one half of the brain awake while the other slips into sleep mode.
- Some studies suggest women need up to an hour's extra sleep a night compared to men, and not getting it may be one reason women are much more susceptible to depression than men.
- Experts say one of the most alluring sleep distractions is the 24-hour accessibility of the internet.
- It's impossible to tell if someone is really awake without close medical supervision. People can take cat naps with their eyes open without even being aware of it.

Handphone Shopping

yeaahhhh...... im shopping for a handphone.. well.. not ANY handphone.. to be specific.... Sony Ericsson K800i !! WOOT !!... price in market is around 1.6K for just the HP... ya ya .. its abit wee expensive :p but if u combine a phone as a digital cam then its not bad :p hehehe....
this few days alot of ppl are giving me advice on wat phone is good and that... but im going to put my foot down and still get the K800 as i have been eyeing this phone since last year ;)
ooo... and also.. i just realised the price of a memory stick is WAY WAY expensive if u buy from the phone shop... the sales person's quoted me RM200 for just one 512MB Sony M2 memory stick..... while on lowyat.net quoted priced of a 1GB M2 memory stick priced at RM200 and 512MB priced at RM130-140... -_-" ... ok.. decided to buy the phone at the shop then buy the memory stick seperately :D.. hehe..
And I will be getting the phone TODAY !! ^_^

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Happy Feet - Ketchup

Just watched this recently.... and i like this catch phrase....
Sea Lion : "Come here sausage... i take you with KETCHUP"
Penguin Brothers : "WAHAHA, But first you have to CATCH-UP"
ROFL ROFL :p... darnit .. i like tat phrase hehhehee

Friday, January 12, 2007

Banking Fee

How much does Maybank charges your annual fee for a year for a Savings Account ? Anyone knows ? .. I thought it was RM8.... will let u know more on this story soon...... as i found out im missing some moo-lah from me account...

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Five

Thats the number of Days i have to work starting this year.. :D ... used to work half day on saturday's twice a month but now no longer needed :D .... but they also reviewed the working hours.... which to me... currently is not so good... new working hours are from 9AM - 6PM....
Not good to me at all !! ... why ? becaused i have to fetch lovely to work before 8AM as that is the time she starts work... which means im in the office 1 hour earlier every single day...
do the equations... and i worked 5 hours extra per week.... -_-" .. i used to only work 2 and a half hours extra per week (all this are minimum) as earlier work starts at 8.30AM... *sigh* ..... give and take :p ... but im glad i dont need to drive to work on the saturday though.. hehehe...

Lucky Draw

Wooo hooo..... I must be blessed by God :D ... i won a lucky draw for a 3D 2N stay at Cameron Highland Resort during my Company 2006 Annual Dinner Nite !!!! :D ... this prize is for lucky draw #20 ..... and out of over 500 ppl.... i WON it ... im the top 20 winners :D hehhee... ok lar.. im the 20th winner :p BUT nevertheless.... i won :D .... out of my life... i never won anything from lucky draws at all :p... nothing so big lar :D...
and the room rates for the resort is eye-boggling..... USD200 a night in their deluxe room.... somemore i got 2 nights... so my prize is worth USD 400 minimum !!! .... also got bundle 3 meals in their resort restaurants... 2 Meal in their Dinner restaurant... and 1 meal in their sushi restaurant :p (Pig sister is going to drool.. hahhaa :p)
The voucher lasts for 9 months... so me and me is going to start planning :D .... ofcoz after i get my camera phone.. last trip i had a camera phone... took a whole bunch of pictures but only to lose the pictures in the office toilet bowl -_-" .... darnit.. hehe.. but nvm... i heard the resort is veli nice :D ... for USD200 a nite... not nice also become nice lar :p... ok lar.. c u guys in the highlands somewhere this year before september :p

Friday, December 29, 2006

The Last 2006 "Sensible" Working Day

Today will be the last "Sensible" Working day for the year 2006. Tomorrow will be dubbed as the Last "illogical" Working day hehehe. Ya... illogical :p... for now... coz tomolo will be the last working saturday :D ... my company just announced a new 5 work day per week policy beginning next year :D.. hehhee
 
Happy Last "Sensible" Working Day & for those working tomorrow I also wish you guys a Happy Last "Illogical" Working Day :D

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

zzz-lap-top-guy

wow... u would not believe this... zzz-lap-top-guy is not only zzz-ing all the time.. but ... he comes late to office (half an hour late everyday) ... nvm.. come late also can.. but come late and then straight zzz at his place there... lol... not more than 15 minutes he sit at his chair and he can doze off... ROFL
-_-" sigh... hopeless

Monday, December 11, 2006

Sleeping while working

You know, its really bad of me if i would to glance every now and then at my next door colleague just to check whether if he is dozing off or not ... :p ...
Well, i cant help it, he just loves to doze off even though the whole office is buzzing with alot of projects and all.. lol .. sooner or later he is going to get himself into trouble...
well.. until then... we will denote him as "zzz-lap-top-guy" ... and will keep u guys updated on his progress.. :p
oh yeah.. zzz-lap-top-guy is a new member to the team.... should be reaching his 1st month if im not mistaken...

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Equations

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Thursday, November 09, 2006

Iserud

If you do not know wat it is.... its a slang i just heard used to describe the id a person uses to accessing into the system....
 
Me : Goto the website.. then logon to the server...
User : wait wait... ah.. the website loaded liao.... wait wait.. let me key in my I-SER-UD....
Me : O_o ...
 

Friday, November 03, 2006

Answer

I came upon this webpage when i was googling for Jitra...


Dont noticed anything ? ... here.. a better one... read the underlined in red...


Now... you know where to find sek-si girls...

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Other World Marriage

And in the news today.... a couple was wed in the afterlife .... WOW !! .. u ask me how ? .. i also dont know wat to say...
Somemore the bride and bridegroom to be :
1. Have not yet met each other
2. Were buried in same cemetary
3. The bridegroom would be 49 years old and the bride would be 38 years old
4. Send the marriage information to their families via dreams
So peeps.... you guys dont need to worry bout not being able to get married in this life already ....
you guys still can get married when u guys cross over also...
somemore dont need to meet each other yet one...
aiya... but you all know waht ? .. since they already can send information to their families for the request to get married.. why didnt they give their families 4D number to buy to pay for that marriage wor... poor resource management... sheesshh

Vegetarian Fruit

I overheard this while buying fruits from a fruit vendor after dinner during the Nine Emperor Gods Festival...
Auntie : Eh.... is this Fruit vegetarian ?
Fruit Vendor : yay... this fruit is vegetarian... veli safe to eat..
Me : O_o
Its strange you know.... that a fruit can be seperated into vegetarian and non-vegetarian fruit.
Aiya... how come a fruit is a vegetarian one ? .. lol somemore prior to asking one of my colleagues who ate only vegetarian during this period.... he told me tat ginger is not considered a vegetable as becoz its an ingredient to enhance the flavour of a dish and not a main vegetable dish itself.....
I wonder if they will try to make vegetarian fruit from flour... hmmm..... strange.. :p

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

- Blank -

I cant seem to find anything to write....

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Aspergillus oryzae

No... its no some sort of Asparagus... its a fungus...
Thats what it was stated in the lab report....
 
Definition from Wikipedia states that Aspergillus oryzae is a fungus used in Chinese and Japanese cuisine which ferments soybeans to produce miso and soy sauce. The fungus is also used by both cultures to saccharify rice, potatoes and grains for fermentation in the making for sake, shochu, and huangjiu.
O_o
Yeahh !! What the... i got fungi-ed by a soya bean !!! -_-" ... worst case scenario.... when i dipped my toe into water it will be transformed into Soya Bean juice... lol :p ... anyone wants free soya bean juice ? :D
Furthermore .... its only considered a "occasionally pathogenic" fungi.... -_-" ... why me? why kena a part-time fungus ? ... die.... now doc put me back on the pulse medicine for 1 week long... uggh... however good news is that i have no more ingrown toenail.. just a veli purplish toe from all the castellanis paint lol... im now a purple one-toed pig :p
doctors appointment again in another month...

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Recommended Automatic "Out of Office" E -mail Replies


1. I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against the
wall. Your message will be replied to once I have reached a level of numbness sufficient to cloud my vision to the point I am able to formulate an appropriate response to your request.

2. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on  [insert date] . Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99
for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and
is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. I've run away to join a different circus.

9. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Denise' instead of 'Dennis.'
 
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Im Fungal Infected !! (Back dated post)

September 20th 2006 
 
Ya.... thats wat the doctor told me when i go consult her on removing the ingrown toe nail i have... 
My toe kena infected by some fungus which was the caused of the ingrown toe nail... and no matter how many times i have my toe nail removed if the fungus is still there.... the toe nail will never grow back normally...  
Now i have to eat some anti-fungal medicine and apply some iodin to killed it for 1 whole week... then after 3 weeks only re-consult her to check if the toe nail is cured or not....  
*faint* 
hopefully this will cure it forever after doing all this... 
Oh yeah.... i submitted a tiny clipping from my infected toe nail to the hospital laboratory .. lol ... to identify the type of fungus growing in it... :p 
and the consultation fees are way way expensive ... *faint*
 
Laboratory Fees : 28
Consultation Fee : 40
Hospital Fee : 38
Medicine : 79 
Total = 185
 
O_o

Monday, October 16, 2006

IT-UN-Savvy

how much worse can a IT-UN-Savvy user be....

Worst case scenario #1
IT-UN-Savvy user : Eh....  this mouse thing can move tat arrow thing one wor...wahhhh ...

Worst case scenario #2
IT-UN-Savvy user : ACKKK !!! ..... im sked of mouse.... give use cat/dog can or not.. dont wanto use mouse....

Worst case scenario #3
IT-UN-Savvy user : Eh boss, i plugged in the power socket, i switch on the plug, i even pushed the start button and the monitor button is already pressed... but why my screen still black one ?
Boss : oi ... putus electricity lar.....

Worst case scenario #4
IT-UN-Savvy user : Eh boss ar.... i scared my pc kena stolen ler....
Boss : wont kena stolen one lar...
IT-UN-Savvy user : emmm... nvm lar boss... but i think i can lock my pc liao...
Boss : huh.. how ?
IT-UN-Savvy user : i unplug the "key" from the pc lor.. then mai it is locked liao lor
Boss : wat the.... pc got "key" one mer ???
IT-UN-Savvy user : yaaa.... neh.. the "key-board" lar......
Boss : *faint*

Promotion....

No.. i didnt get a promotion..
However i just heard my friend in my ex-company have already risen to a managerial post...
And it sort of tick off a jealousy button in me... lol ... this from someone who dont looks much at high posts :p
But this is because he and me used to join my ex-company at the same time... then we advance quite well together.. except he ending in the other team and i going to another team....
 
And then i left my ex-company.. while he still sticks on ..
Now... my post is still not a managerial post & yet he already achieved it...
 
Lord, Let me not have a heart of jealousy,
Chasing after something as frivilous as a worldly recognition,
I thank you Lord for leading me away from worldly temptation,
where the devil in the form of corporation will mislead me from your word,
where in doing so i might have not known you.
Thank you Lord, for you are so good to me. Amen.
 
Its hard not to feel jealous, when someone who was the same of you became better than you.
This even happened to our Lord Jesus when he was preaching back in his hometown.
 
Matthew 13:54-57
 54Coming to his hometown, he began teaching the people in their synagogue, and they were amazed. "Where did this man get this wisdom and these miraculous powers?" they asked. 55"Isn't this the carpenter's son? Isn't his mother's name Mary, and aren't his brothers James, Joseph, Simon and Judas? 56Aren't all his sisters with us? Where then did this man get all these things?" 57And they took offense at him.But Jesus said to them, "Only in his hometown and in his own house is a prophet without honor."
 
The same ppl in his own hometown couldnt believe his words as when hear his teachings saying stuff like ..isnt this guy the same guy who grown up among us, did we not know him before ?
Its the same for us also, when someone we know, and is better than us, when we actually thought we are equal... but we failed to see that God's blessing is different for each and everyone of us.... and that many a times.. we will take "offense" on our friends becaused of this.... May God guide each and everyone of us to a better understanding among others....

Friday, October 13, 2006

Solving issues...

 
Its funny you know ....
 
My current company and my previous company have this issue which will duplicate the printing of some files... in my previous company.... we cannot do much to solve it
 
I thought by leaving the company, i have left the ghost behind...
But the ghost still follows diligently.... this shows that ghosts will be ghosts and will haunt u no matter where you go.... so hard it is to leave a problem behind...
 
No history is called history without remembrance...
 
However.... this time... i have killed the ghost ... YEAHH !! :D
 
I fixed the problem ... yea... I ... :D .. *cheers*
 
Bye bye printing-duplicate-issue-ghost hehehe

Monday, October 09, 2006

Captain Ball

Phew....
 
We have just finished the 1st Playoff for our Inter Church Captain Ball event.... and guess wat ? :D ... we won our 1st 2 games ... woot !!! ..
 
The Score Chart
 
TLBC 12 : 2 CCC
GNBC 9 : 4 PBC
GNBC 3 : 0 CCC
TLBC 7 : 7 PBC
 
Ofcoz based off this chart you all should know which church i was part of :p hehehe
 
These games are to foster a better inter-church among the churches ... and praise god we really did :)
 
Next Upcoming games :
 
TLBC vs GNBC
PBC vs CCC
3rd vs 4th placing
1st vs 2nd placing
 
Pray to god that we will have fun in his glorious grace :D ..
 
 

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Malaysian Hell

A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen.
 
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Does priority need to be given ?

 
Just read this on TheStar ... with the headlines ... Ensure more bumis in information communications technology... 
 
I shalt not comment on this but just point out some quotes stated in the article...
 
I think these are bad quotes....
 
"given priority in new sectors such as biotechnology and information communications technology (ICT), to ensure they are not left behind"
 
"don't want to see the workforce and technologists favouring only certain races in Malaysia"
 
"not reflecting the real composition of the population"
 
Good quotes...
 
"need to move forward and make it our priority to facilitate the creation of more bumiputras in the ICT sector"
 
"do not want handouts but the opportunity to succeed on a much more level playing field"
 
Im not sure where this article is targeting.... but i think it contradicts... what do you think ?
 
 

Monday, September 25, 2006

I need a new Handphone...

 
Between a Original Sony Ericsson K750i for RM850-900 and a AP Sony Ericsson W810i for RM1100.... which is a better deal ?
 
Oh yeah... i purposely wanto snap photos only with the camera... not sure if the W810i is good for taking photos or not .....
 
Anyone ?

Friday, September 22, 2006

Good bye, Mom ...


It looks like a sad  story.................but do continue reading to
the end!.............It a  lesson to learn..................


I was walking through the supermarket  to pick up a  few things when I noticed an old lady following me around.  Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. Finally I went to the  checkout line, but she got in front of me.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm  sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you  look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," I said  to her, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As  I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mom?' It would make me feel so much  better."


"Sure," I said. An odd request, but no harm would come of it.  


As the old woman was leaving, I called out, "Good Bye,  Mom!"

As I stepped up to the checkout counter, I saw that my total  was

$1027.50.


"How can that be?" I asked, "I only purchased  a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk. 

 
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Si Lai Piggy

 

Please visit SI-LAI PIGGY

Dont know how come she become Si-Lai Piggy already.... O_o lol.. but nvm... Si-Lai Piggy it is....
 

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Blog via email

Just testing ok ? :p
 
Ya ya... you all long time no hear me ... i know :p...

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Week That was.... Part 2

25th February

My colleagues took me out to lunch at Segambut... apparingly to a famous seafood mee stall... came out in the newspaper also... ofcoz... i didnt know until then :p

Famous Segambut Seafood Mee Stall

I ordered the plain soup seafood mee, as advised by my colleague for the richness the soup flavoured by the seafood... The others had Curry and Tom Yam (which taste like asam laksa, and which i so called named it in the pic :p)...

Plain Soup Seafood Mee
Laksa Seafood Mee
Curry Seafood Mee

Each bowl cost 12 bucks... ya... a hefty sum, but its worth it.... it had shrimps, have a few big tiger prawns, cockels, clams, oysters.... WOW..... and its a VELI BIG BOWL.... fulling mang !! :D ... i was a stuffed pig.. hehe. THanks Soo Soo, Pig Brother, Cow, and Wee man !! :D

25th February & 26th February

As time is short as i need to go loook at a car.... im just goin to post this...

My Cousin Sis Wedding

CONGRATULATIONS to my COUSIS SISTER !! May you have a blessed Marriage and Life :)

Yap... she got married :D and as you can see... her husband is darn tall... i hugged him and .... i feel like my hugging a tree.... mang... their kids will be veli tall... O_o...

26th & 27th February

IM IN PENANG !!!!!

The Week That was....

19th February

Some of my close frens took me to TGIF, Section 14 PJ to celebrate my farewell but.... i was suprised when they also sprang a birthday suprised on me... O_o ... darn them... i was made to sing lemon tree, do a speech but the worst... to blow out my birthday cake inbetween my legs...

TGIF Pi-chotoes-sumthing

But I had a hell of a time, and the food was great... thanks Siao Monkey, Nite, Pig Sister, Pig Sister's lil sister, Baby Dino, and Froggy :D You guys are the best !! Hugs !!

21st February

Enjoyed my last Day In my 1st Company that I have worked for 2 n half years... said my good byes, and also was treated a nice Lunch of Nasi Tomato at Penang House, Alamanda. The Nasi

Yummy licious Nasi Tomato with Rendang

I went to work with a BIG SMILLING FACE, its like IM FREE, hehehe.. ofcoz i feel sad leaving my frens behind... leaving the place i worked for a long time.... never easy to leave sumthing which you have been doing for a long time.... and for eveliday... My dear colleagues... wish you all the best and thanks alot of being with me :D.. it was a nice time working with you all... you know who u r :p

The place i slaved

22nd February

Relaxed at home.... no work.... watched 2 dvds and played computer the whole day.. hahaha

23rd February

Relaxed at Home, go to lowyat to buy a DKU-5 Cable (nokia connectivity cable) ... which costs me RM70 -_-" ... also bought a Sony Erikson J200i charger for RM25, got myself a ADSL modem .. D-Link 500T ... 1 port modem/hub for RM128... got myself 2 DVD - Monster Inc & The Exorcism of Emily Rose both for RM26.... and also bought 50 pcs of CDRs of 99 min for RM48

Total Spend in 1 Hour less = RM297

24th February

Struggled installing the stupid DKU-5 cable to connect my handphone to my PC.... go back to Lowyat to get some consultation... seller gave me a diffulties application installation cd which didnt have the installation for the Cable to PC driver... -_-"
wasted my time only... kanasai... but after that... YEAY !! i can port my pictures over to my pc hehe... if u didnt realized... this whole blog posting pictures if from my handphone camera.. kekeke

To be continued....

Friday, January 27, 2006

Our Habits

"Sow a Behaviour and Reap a Habit,

Sow a Habit and Reap a Personality,

Sow a Personality and Reap a Fate"



"If You Sow to your own Flesh, You will Reap Corruption to your Soul"
[Galatians 6:7-8]


In the beginning you cultivate habit but at the end, Habits mould you.


Our habits are what we are, but ofcoz the habits can be cultivate to our own liking, only if we want ourself to be who we think we ought to be...


Point to Ponder :

1) Are you cultivating the "Right" habits ?
2) Are the Current Habits the "Right" habits ?
3) Can Old Habits be change .... At all ?

Hrmmmmm

Resignation

Piggy Company

Dear Sir,


Please accept this letter as my formal notice of resignation from Piggy Company effective 4 weeks notice from today. Estimation of my last day would be on 28th February subject to HR. The associations I've made during my employment here will truly be memorable for years to come.


I hope a four-week notice is sufficient for you to find a replacement for me. If I can help to train my replacement or tie up any loose ends, please let me know.


Thank you very much for the opportunity to work here.


Sincerely

Chu Chai


.....
...

Yes... I have resigned... Wish me best of luck :D

Now only pondering where I sud go.... hrmmm Choices.. Choices.... :P

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Sick Inbetween

Darnnnn....

Im Sick.... but Im not tat sick... sick but not tat sick.. UGGH... cant get a MC if i wanto ... mang... i dont feel like working.... :(

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Existence

EXISTENCE is PRIOR to the ESSENCE

Monday, January 16, 2006

Self-Actualization

It is better to critize ownself than to wait for others to critize you

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Pig-gi-in

ANYTHING that you WANT to do, that you THINK you can do, CAN be DONE.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Pepper spray

Piggy's imoto have just flown to Australia for a 1 month industrial trainning come holiday stinct at there. The ever considerate lovely have told piggy to purchase a pepper spray for her on her behalf (for her own self defense), and piggy tried to hunt one down in Guardian Pharmacy Store near Petaling Street.

Piggy hoping to save time hunting for the pepper spray approached a sales lady in the store...

Piggy : "Eh Kak, Sini ada jual Pepper spray ker ?"
Translated : "Eh Sister, here got sell pepper spray ?"
Kakak : "Kat kashier sana"
Translated : "At the cashier"

Piggy slaunts to the cashier...

Piggy : "The Kak say here got pepper spray ar"
Cashier : "Pepper spray for the hair ?"
Piggy : O_o *dumbstrucked* "..... err... no .. for self-defense..."
Cashier : "Oh..."

........

When did we start having pepper spray for the HAIR ?? not to mention how its supposed to do anything to the hair... maybe its a extra strong gel come conditioner... i dont know.... hahaha

lol :P

ok ok .. back to work.. :P

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Pig driver on request ... apparently

Apparently im a driver for ex-trainees tat used to work with me...
so far i got 2 requests to Fetch them or their frens... -_-" ...

Case 1

*ring ring*
Called ID shows Ex-Trainee 1 handphone no
Piggy : "Ermm.. Alo ?" *have no idea why he is being contacted*
Ex-Trainee 1 : "Wooi, can you come fetch me ?"
Piggy : "Har???...." *blur*
Ex-Trainee 1 : "Come Fetch me lar"
Piggy : "Ehh... OOI !! you got the correct Pig or not ?"
Ex-Trainee 1 : O_o "ehhh ? oops.. hahaha soli soli soli.. kekeke..."
*dud dud dud*
Piggy : (-_-")

Case 2
*treeeeet tweet*
Incoming SMS from Ex-Trainee 2
Ex-Trainee 2 SMS : "Can you Fetch 'Ex-Trainee 2 frens name' ?"
Piggy : O_O
Piggy SMS to Ex-Trainee 2 : "Wrong Pig. I dont know 'Ex-Trainee 2 frens name' ler"
Ex-Trainee 2 SMS : "Oops, soli. Wrong person"
Piggy : (-_-")

Is it me or am I in demand to be a drebar or taxi-driver or something ? .... Well i mean i wont mind fetching but at least give me something that is "fetchable" ... meaning... you need to keep in touch with this pig at least once or twice a month before i will PERSONALLY fetch u :P

unless ofcoz its an emergency :P

First Day of 2006

Its the 1st Day of the Year... the New Year... hehe... Year Two Thousand Six.

You know... eveli year, ppl ask me wats my New Year Resolution....

People : "Eh Pig, wats your New Year Resolution ?"
Piggy : "Ermmmm...."

Ok... see the reluctance to answer ? Its caused I cant stick to my New Year resolutions.... I been making new year resolution since i was small until the age of 14... thats when i stopped making them... because i dont seem to be able to keep to them and at the age of 15... I dont see the reason of making them if i cant seem to keep them....

Some ppl i know jst make them and then at the end of the year, look and reflect on them... well.... im not sure bout me... but mayb i can try this year though... but not sure wat to start with..

I remember making empty resolutions like... get better grades, study harder, save more... lose kg's ... but... do i meet them ? ..NOPE.. kakaka.. mayb im those self-reverse engineered kind of people where instead of accomplishing the task head on.. i reverse all the things that need to be done...

get better grades becomes get lousy grades
study harder becomes play harder
save more becomes spend more
lose kg's becomes add kg's

see the contradiction ? hrmmm this cant do... im not sure if i sud make me resolutions or not this year... but i do know wat i wanted to do...

commit myself to god...
and hope he can keep me whole in him...

Heck... lets see if i can make one on my blog and keep to it.. hehe

New Year Resolution for 2006 for the Super Chu Chai

1. Pay off my PTPTN Loan which is bout 5 grand
2. Save bout 300 a month which amounts to 3.6 grand at the end of this year
3. Have myself Purified by the end of the year
4. Keep to my promises to my frens and family
5. Go on a holiday with Lovely for 5 days to RELAX
6. Join a Cell group and attend ALL meetings

Trying to stick to things i can keep to and adhere to... seem to be running out.. hahaha

7. ....

There is no 10 New Year resolutions ... i cant seem to think wat i can do or want it to happen.. mm... maybe its caused im sked to fail ? mmm maybe.... caused as you can see... im sticking to realistic resolutions.. things i foresee myself doing and commiting and have already planned.... :P still considered it as resolutions ? hehehe :P

How bout you lil piggies ? What do you think of New Year resolutions ?
Do you lil piggies keep to them ?

Let me know... :P

Saturday, December 31, 2005

WARMMMM !!!

ARghhh its sooo warm... if you are wondering... im in the office on this day.. which is a saturday... from 11am... and i got another 7 hours more to go .. -_-" but 7 hours is still ok .. if there is AIR..... but nooooooo... im stuck in a pressurized WARM office where the air-con have stopped since 2pm .... arghhh

WARMM !!!
WARMMM !!!

Friday, December 30, 2005

Rescue Mission 101 - Sequence 28911c

Hentaiyaro asked piggy to do sumthing for him.... one of the documents have been checked out by a system id and i need to help him checked it in...

Hentaiyaro : *give number*
Piggy : "Incoming..."
Hentaiyaro : "Document checked out, Help."
Hentaiyaro : "Tell me when done.."
Piggy : "Executing Rescue Mission Document 101"
Piggy : "Sequence 28911c activated"
Piggy : "Stand By to Engage"
Piggy : *dood*
Piggy : "Engaging"
Piggy : *dong dong dong dong dong dong*
Piggy : *ka-splat*
Piggy : "Engagement Successfull"
Piggy : "Number of Casualties 4"
Piggy : "Number of Fatalities 0"
Piggy : "Disengaging"
Hentaiyaro : "nice stats"
Piggy : "Sequence 28911c De-activated"
Piggy : "Rescue Mission 101 Successful"
Piggy : "Please commence"
Hentaiyaro : "thabnks"
Piggy : "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Piggy : "soli, im nuts :P"
Hentaiyaro : "i know, hahaha , too much OT"

hehehe.. yeah... nuts... Im still in the office and i still need to come back to werk tomolo... until 11.59pm -_-"

Another year of new-eve in the office... sigh...... I dont even know why im so commited to this werk.....

Taking the 1st Steps

Evelithing that needs to be done, needs to 1st moved from a single step...

The beginning of the journey is just a step in the end journey...

What comes 1st, will be follow with the 2nd and 3rd...

A small step for a pig, a giant Leap into the future...

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Things to do today....

If rain then
execute go_home
execute lonely
else
execute change_ribbon
execute buy_bus_ticket
execute go_home
end if

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

The Night that was Christmas

Merry Belated Christmas to you all piggies out ther :P sorry for the late post kakaka but here is the post... now feast on the pics :D







The Tree and Christmas Dinner

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Stashed Away

Ok, I have semi-temporarily stashed my other Characther into a sort of On-Leave state ... Hahaha .. im bad i know .. but wat to do... he is starting to steal my thunder :P

The way i c it, put him away... for a while.. then let the cool me take over.. mmmm then by tat time when he is ready to come back.. i "might" moved the favour into me instead .. YEAAAY!!! :D

Btw, if u havent nmoticed... i got coffee :D alreadi... and i feel good... WOOT !!

Coffee Shot

I Seriously need a dose of coffee now before my brain shuts down... uggh

Cantttt...... Thiinnkkk.....

Turn Up Collar

This days, I have been bantering with a few of my colleagues on a few topics... and Day came upon this notion to ask me....

Why does men turn up their collars ?



Why Ar ?
so... piggy gave her some reasons

1) Becoz its Cool
2) Becoz the neck is cold or chilled
3) to hide love bites or insect marks or a deformation of some kind
4) To look more punk or gangster kind of way

Then she gave HER reason :

5) to avoid the hair touching the the neck

(-_-")


btw... piggy looked up "upturned collars" and this is the definition given by Wikipedia ....

- helps to provide an extra modicum of warmth when weather is cold or windy
- to block the sun from one's neck
- simply a signal that the wearer is a "preppy"
- fashion characteristic of the 1980s
- cool

Well.. anyone else wanto add THEIR reasons ? :P

Sunday, December 04, 2005

LOST Season 1 FINISHED !!

I have completed watching LOST season 1 !! WAhahaha

The most cynical spending of my time the past few days :P

I started on Wednesday, and Finished today. Lets recap

Wednesday - Ep 1, 2, 3
Thursday - Ep 2, 4, 5
Friday - Ep 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,
Saturday - Ep 12, 13, 14
Sunday - Ep 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 (from 12noon until NOW !!)

WAHAHAHA im NUTS !!
ok ok .. now to find Season 2.. .darn !! i dont have season 2 !! :(

DOwnload time :P

Thursday, December 01, 2005

I am a Japanese School Teacher

Here lil piggies, here is a veli nice blog , veli humouress and farnee :D

go check it out ;)

Link -> http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

Lost - Ep 4, 5, 6

Just finished Episoder 4,5 & 6 of the LOST series and heard this veli nice phrase...

"A leader have to know where he is going before he can lead.."

Now.... if only our managers and bosses know of this phrase here...
*ding* .. go tell your boss and managers to go watch Lost... this phrase is in Episode 5 :P hehehe

Lost



I just watched the 1st 3 Episodes of this series, and I was WOWed by it. Heard rave reviews from my imoto, but didnt wanto believe it. Now i cant wait to watched Episode 4 lol.

Its about a group of passengers whose plane crashed unto a mysterious island....

thats all the summary and show definition you will get from me, if you wanto know... go watch it .. :P

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

vous voulez avec kuschez moi

"vous voulez avec kuschez moi"

i was thought this french sentence today.... and i was dumbfounded when being told wat it mean.... noooo... i wont tell u wat it mean .. hahaha :P but i can tell u this meaning for this portugese sentence..

"yo amo bos"

apparently it meant "I lup you" , yeap.. u know it .. its i <3 u , so you all now know how to newly expound your feelings for your 2nd half... so quick... go expound :P

btw.. u can combine and use both at same time.. example

"Yo amos bos, vous voulez avec kuschez moi"

Ahhhhhh, it so fits together. lol .. but not good to use like tat .. ahha :P

Friday, November 25, 2005

Nod

Nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod Nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod nod nod nod Nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod nod Nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod nod nod nod nod nod Nod nod nod nod


arghhh i cant stop typing nod as "yes" in all my IM's !!
darn...

Person 1 : You eat d ?
Me : Nod
Person 1 : O_o u nuts ?
Me : nod

-_-"

Stunned

I AM STUNNED !!!

Today, one of my Best Friend called me and delivered a SHOCKING message that Had me O_O literally.

Even though I know that he and me almost think a like but i didnt thought he will be faster than me to deliver such shocking news hahaha. I had the notion tat i would be the first among our gang. OMG !! He WON !! I lost :( boo hoo hoo ....

:P hahaha .. well not exactly sumthing to win or lose about but but but ...
hahaha... well only one thing to do now

apply half day leave on wednesday for him go to the function and..

CONGRATULATIONS MY BROTHER !!! WOOT !!!

BIg boy liao, must take care of the other person ar... and plan for your future orr... u got a long way to go my fren :D Congratulations hehehe, Hugs and Love from the Pig

Weak

Im Weakened.

After the trip from Pangkor last weekend, my mental energies was a real low. I was so exhausted and so tired until :

1) I slept at 8pm on Sunday until the next Morning
2) I slept at 10pm on Tuesday
3) I slept at 9.30pm on Wednesday
4) I slept at 10.30pm on thursday (but doze off at 11pm while half-sleepily talking to lovely on the phone :P)
5) I had to take 1 pill of panadol on monday night coz i thought i was getting a fever
6) I had to take 1 pill of panadol on tuesday morning coz slight fever still preexist
7) I had to take 2 pills of panadol on wednesday after lunch coz i really cannot take it anynmore :P kakaka

Tired, Exhausted, Drained !! UGgh !!
Nvm The piggy still got energies... He is a Super Pig anyway hehehe :P

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

M.I.A

Its starting to feel cold lately in the office, it shouldnt be, maybe im sick. Mmmm well, the Lazy pig is back, Piggy was missing from the blogging sphere for well over 2 months or so hehe.

Will be posting Backdated post on the incoming days... or weeks.... or months... :P

Well. Stay tuned or at least get your patience wear thin by me while waiting for my posts , kakakakaka :P