X & S

Piggy have this fren, lets call her "Siao T" who keep trying to change piggy's nickname ... Lets say piggy's nickname is "Lex". So... Siao T have been trying to change it to "Les"... ya... sounds like Les-bian rite ? ... Piggy goin OMG and (-_-") when she keep trying to call me by "les" .. and to add to more piggy's misery... she used double intonation calling piggy "les les" OMGWTFBBQ !!! (-_-")


Piggy : u do not Pronounce the "S" as an "X"
Piggy : an "X" is having a sharper tone
Piggy : while an "s" is more silent
Piggy : more like a whisper since u have to pull back the sound
Piggy : and if u try to pronounce X ... u will find tat your front jaw will move forward while your lower jaw moves back in motion...
Piggy : and the tongue is pulled back at the end of the "X" pronounciation
Piggy : while... the S is pronounced wit almost close jaws and the tip of your tongue is touching or almost touching your teeth
Piggy : people ask u to say "Smile" u go n say "xmile"
Piggy : or ppl as u to "X-ray" u go and say "s-ray"

Siao Teng : walao yeh
Siao Teng : onli X n S
Siao Teng : u so many thing ito say

Piggy : ppl ask u to say "x-ray" .. u go say "s-ray"
Piggy : later u go hospital ask for "s-ray

Imagine.....

Siao Teng : "nurse nurse.. i want a s.....ray.."
nurse : "HUh s-ray ??"
Siao Teng : "ya ya .. an s-ray"
nurse : " huh.. OOOHhhhh... u want a ASS-RAY"
nurse : "x-ray your ass ?? ok ok .. can can"
Siao Teng : " err..... not my ass.... but s-ray..."
nurse : "ya lor... ass-ray lor... can can.. veli cheap.. cheaper than x-ray"
Siao Teng : "ya ya ... s-ray.. i want s-ray"
nurse : "ok ok .. u get your ass-ray"

Wahahahaha....

So little piggies out there, please know how to differentiate the X and S pronounciation hehe.. dont go asking for an ASS-ray when you actually want to get an X-ray....

And im not called "les les" .. so you dudes and dudettes out there can just forget calling me that or I will give you piggy's version of ASS-ray *wink wink*

:P