Madagascar

Last Saturday, I took lovely (or should I say.. Lovely took me :P hehe) to the movies and caught Madagascar


The Cast of Madagascar

This is a sure-watcher, even though the story could have been longer (showtime of 1 hour 30 minutes only) to spice more laughter in , but this movie speaks for itself.

The pig have never laughed his hardest ever since .. ermm.. forgot liao hahaha :P

Anyway this is a very humourous show :D

Go watch it lil piggies.. hehe..

Alphabet Puzzle

solve this puzzle:

letter after F? + half of 8? + shadow of q + opposite of d + letter b4 M + middle of sea+ 2x 19th letter + the middle of sun

what is the answer?

B.U.S.Y

Been extremely busy lately and havent had the time to oink anything :(

Pig is doing 3 persons job rambo style...
Arghh...
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

1. Supporting Current Production System (Primary Task)
2. Helping out in the helpdesk running around solving pc problems (Secondary task)
3. Handling testing environments over 3 different testing scenarios (Extra task)

ARGHH...
no 3 was an added on coz Piggy's Tai Lou have gone for some Java trainning.. leaving piggy all alone to maintain the testing and also handle the production system.. ugghhh

Piggy Ganbate !!!

Heart of the Matter; Matters of the Heart

Little things that matters...
Matters that pertains to the heart...
Matters of the Heart...
Heart of the Matter...


My heart is not proud, O LORD,
my eyes are not haughty;
I do not concern myself with great matters
or things too wonderful for me.
Psalm 131:1

Many a times we missed the little things that touch our heart, or seemed too small to even leave a quake in the abyss of our soul that we dont seem to care bout it... why ? ..

Why does our heart not mind the little good feelings that we have in our heart but touchy againts the little bad feelings that affects it ?

Small Good Feeling - Heart Feels NOTHING and with time, its forgotten
Small Bad Feeling - Heart deems it SOMETHING and upgrades it to the next "Big Bad Feeling" version

........

Pop-si-cle

Today Piggy got too Cold again...

Status for the day is :

Im a colored, flavored ice confection with one or two flat sticks for a handle (Pop-si-cle)


Later on Yahoo with Blowing-Wind...

Blowing-Wind : "ur quote for today a bit dirty minded la"
Piggy thinks for a moment at his quote.... and it hits him..
Piggy : "OMG OMG OMG ROFL"
Piggy : "eh eh eh.. I didnt think of it tat way ler.. when you told me I only noticed. Goto www.dictionary.com and search for the word Popsicle"
Blowing-Wind : "nvm, i wont tell anyone ;)"
Piggy : "LOL, you go search 1st,then u know where i get tat status msg"
Piggy : "then .... erm... who is dirty minded ? ... the one who saw wat it was supposed to be ? or the one who put up a msg who didnt know wat it was ? :P"
Blowing-Wind : "cheh! dirty dirty dirty :P"
Piggy : ":P u dirty minded lar, not me.. I didnt think of it tat way :P"


Which brings Piggy to the point of...

Perversion only exist in the mind, not in the context

;)

Limitations

limitation on the mind is just a limitation on your imagination.
limitation on your imagination is just the limitation on your creativity.
limitation on your creativity is limitation on your thoughts.
limitation on your thoughts is limitation on your emotions.
limitation on your emotions is limitations of your heart.
Open up the heart and you Open up your mind

Pig-gi-in

Life = (L)iving (I)n (F)eisty (E)nvironments

Pig-gi-in

Choices made without careful observation is like the blind driving a car

Pig-gi-in

Choices are like butterflies in the sky, we see them, but we dont chase them

Pig-gi-in

"I know" and "I dont know" is seperated by ignorance

Pig-gi-in

Defiance is only greatest when faced with adversities and challedges

Comfort Zone

Comfort Zone
by: Author Unknown, Source Unknown

I use to have a Comfort Zone
Where I knew I couldn't fail
The same four walls of busy work
Were really more like jail.

I longed so much to do the things
I'd never done before,
But I stayed inside my Comfort Zone
And paced the same old floor

I said it didn't matter,
That I wasn't doing much
I said I didn't care for things
Like diamonds, furs and such

I claimed to be so busy
With the things inside my zone,
But ddep inside I longed for
Something special of my own.

I couldn't let my life go by,
Just watching others win.
I held my breath and stepped outside
And let the change begin.

I took a step and with new strength
I'd never felt before,
I kissed my Comfort Zone "goodbye"
And closed and locked the door.

If you are in a Comfort Zone,
Afraid to venture out,
Remember that all winners were
At one time filled with doubt.

A step or two and words of praise,
Can make your dreams come true.
Greet your future with a smile,
Success is there for you !

Credit Cards

Ooo I just caught 5xMom blog on this and I totally agree on her ideals, and coincidentally Piggy just had a debate with his fren on yahoo earlier in the day, it started off with she asking how much I was earning....

Fren : "Ooo... then now can get credit card liao lor ;)"
Piggy : "Nah, I dont intend to get a credit card"
Fren : "Why not ? You can advance payment mar"
Piggy : "Ya, but the interest can kill you one, interest 18% you know ?"
Piggy : "Lets say you charge 100 dollars to your card, if you dont pay by end of next month, it will be 118 and in 2 months time it will be 139.24"
Fren : "But wont happen 1 mar, If you pay on time"
Piggy : "Still dont understand why you need a card for, credit cards are NOT a necessity"
Fren : "But no need to carry so much cash when wanto go shopping mar"
Piggy : "Even better mar like tat, coz since you no need to carry much cash, then you no need to shop so much, then you can save more lor"
Piggy : "With a credit card you wont know how much you using"
Fren : "No ler, I will surely know how much I spend one"
Piggy : "Ya, your card will have a voice recording that will say "You have used RM200 so far, advised to stop spending" like tat ar ?"
Fren : "..."

Piggy just dont agree to get a credit card if your finances is not "worthy" (hmm is this the word i wanto use ? lol nvm nvm :P), and banks this days offer those 2 year monthly fees to be waived. After using the card for 2 years and accumulating those points, the human greed will kicks in and refuse the rational mind to just cancel off the card. Why not canceling the card you ask ? Becoz when the Human greed see the many points he/she has, they will surely YEARN for more points so that they can get the most expensive item, isnt it so ?

Nah... dont agree with it, ever since Piggy learned that Banks are legalized loan sharks that are here to siphon our money out and not help us at all (-_-") grrrrr

Later in the day.... over yahoo messenger again..

Piggy : "NO TO CREDIT CARDS !!! NO TO CREDIT CARDS !!!"
Fren : "Yes to Credit cards ! yes to credit cards"
Piggy : "Heh , but today the government say is planning to increase the standard requirements to get a credit card wor... must have monthly salary of RM3500 then only can get, HOHOHOHO kikikiki :P :P :P"
Fren : "..... errr ...."
Piggy : "HOhohoho Kikikiki Hohoho ROFL ROFL"
Fren : "Nevermind !! I can get Supplementary Card !! HOHOHO :P :P :P"
Piggy : "..... wah lao... (-_-") ... "

Brrrrrrrrrrr

You Know its TOO COLD in your office when ....

1. You purposely go to the toilet to warm your hands under the hand blower

2. You have to warm your hands 1st under the hand blower before you can go and take a piss (this for guys only :P)

3. Your clothes also feel cold and will need the toilet hand blower to warm it up

4. When the cold water from the toilet tap is even warmer than your hands

5. You filled a water tumbler of hot boiling water so that you can hold it close to your ears or your face to just spread the warmth to your face

6. The water tumbler becomes your next best booster that you hugs dearly

7. The water tumbler of hot boiling water becomes plain cold water in 20 minutes

8. All the hairs including the Hard-gel hair on your head starts to stands up

9. Your nipples starts to perk up even wearing 2 shirts

10. When you overheard that someone requested the air-conditioner to churn at 18 degrees celcius

Anyone care to add ?

ps: Piggy is being serious here.. Piggy is one cold pork chop lol
pps: Jacket ? NAH !!! Have you ever seen a pig wearing a jacket ? No ? DAMN RIGHT !!! :D :PpPpp

Brash Lashing

Today the pig have lashed out harshly at a innocent person, aiks... must be feeling frust at the system problems... but still was at wrong though... Pig must have got fed up by the same question all the while :P

Innocente : "os hang, wat problem ? cm also slow ?"
*OS = Open System , short form being called for the Informix 4GL platform being used at Piggy company here.
*CM = Content Manager, a document managing system.
Piggy : "os hang ?"
Innocente : "yes"
Piggy : "u sure or not ? Slow or Hang ? Hang means cannot move wor"
Innocente : "slow, sorry"
Piggy : "then its not hang, lol"
*being sarcastic :P
Innocente : "n the cm also same, slow"
Piggy : "slow ?"
Innocente : "yeap, slow, why slow ler ? can it be fast ar ?"
*Here is where piggy starts to go crapping liao.. bad piggy..
Piggy : "slow coz many things running mar. Wan fast can..."
Piggy : "u petition into finance, ask them to supply IT wit 1 billion dollar to upgrade the system ;), then c if they approve or not..."
*veli sarcastic with the 1 billion dollar remark
Innocente : "apalah"
*apalah = malay for "what lah"
Piggy : "OFCOZ lar. u ar asking for a system tat hardware aledi to the maximum and the users and requirements are increasing daily but not the power or the resources it has"
Innocente : "ic..."
Piggy : "how to faster... u sud know mar, basic flow of requirements..."
*sense the frustration ? :P
Piggy : "as time goes by more demand is required but the system still the same. last time u guys process 200 cases a day, system was fast... today u guys process 1000 cases a day and u expect system to be the same ar ?.... how can...."
*been trying to explain this a gazzilion times
Innocente : "ok ok lar, sorry lar"
Piggy : "soli ar, i veli bz, so veli frust, coz keep monitoring the stupid system.. grrrrr.. i also want it to be fast.. if it fast.. u guys wont complain.. then i less work... but cannot.. :P"
*realizes being sarcastic and bad... tries to apoligize
Innocente : "sorry lar"
Piggy : "nvm lar, its ok, jst wanto make sure u understand wat i facing :P"
*tries to salvage for some pity
Innocente : "ok, i also dun wan to push u, cos i just a clerk, got to finish my work n let them checking, so that like tat lo"
*was countered by this and got dumb-founded, this line is called the "user dilema"
Piggy : "yalor , i know. aiks .. stupid management... lol"
*tries to blame on the management lol
Innocente : "yup"

Soli soli Innocente soli ar !! Piggy being brash at the moment.. aiks... frustrated coz users always ask the same questions lol... fed up abit liao... ok ok .. more than abit :P

Pig-gi-in

Follow you own instincts, not those of people who see the world differently.

Pig-gi-in

Unprecedented Errors happens for precendeted reasons

Pig-gi-in

Cheesy is how life is ought to be, melt under the sun, sticky with problems and stinks with time, but still as delicious as ever as time goes by

To Know Something is Better than Knowing Nothing

Lovely have not long ago started working in her 1st Company when she heard that her sub-section is going to be audited by the Company's Internal Auditor. She have to be prepared to answered questions towards her job roles and tasks her sub-section does for the Company. Lovely's senior is currently in US and hence the tasks of being audited falls on her, she's being in the company for less than 2 months.

Lovely : "I have totally no idea on the audit"
Lovely : "Grrrrr, All half-half"
Piggy : "Lovely ar, usually ler..... Knowing Half of Nothing is better than Knowing Nothing"
Piggy : "At least you know mar, Correct ?" ;)
Lovely : "You always think the positive" :P
Piggy : "Haiyor, you just less than 2 months work at your company there, how to know all ler ?"
Piggy : "I start do my job that time, 3 months also dont know all yet"
Piggy : "If that time Auditor come ask me.. I lagi worst than you"
Piggy : "If he starts to ask me this and that I will tell him to ask Tai Lou" :PpP
Piggy : "So u know half is better than knowing nothing"
Lovely : :P

Hehehe, Super Pig to the rescue again, weeeeeeeee wooo weeee (^^)

Differences of Simple & Real Friends

A simple friend has never seen you cry.

A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents first names.

A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.

A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.

A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.

A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.

A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.

A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you HAVE an argument.

A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.

A real friend expects to always be there for you!

*Source via Circulated Email from a Friend

How True is it ? ^^