You Know its TOO COLD in your office when ....
1. You purposely go to the toilet to warm your hands under the hand blower
2. You have to warm your hands 1st under the hand blower before you can go and take a piss (this for guys only :P)
3. Your clothes also feel cold and will need the toilet hand blower to warm it up
4. When the cold water from the toilet tap is even warmer than your hands
5. You filled a water tumbler of hot boiling water so that you can hold it close to your ears or your face to just spread the warmth to your face
6. The water tumbler becomes your next best booster that you hugs dearly
7. The water tumbler of hot boiling water becomes plain cold water in 20 minutes
8. All the hairs including the Hard-gel hair on your head starts to stands up
9. Your nipples starts to perk up even wearing 2 shirts
10. When you overheard that someone requested the air-conditioner to churn at 18 degrees celcius
Anyone care to add ?
ps: Piggy is being serious here.. Piggy is one cold pork chop lol
pps: Jacket ? NAH !!! Have you ever seen a pig wearing a jacket ? No ? DAMN RIGHT !!! :D :PpPpp
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6 comments:
No.2 ? Arh?!! No la, where got? Siao!
No. 11 - Go to the staircase, suck & blow. Smoking la, hehe.
dizzyguy73 : no2 GOT !! Its TAT COLD ler :P.. u dont believe u come sit at my place here :PpP
Arhhh no11.... but.. how u managed to get the toilet hand blower detached from the toilet ar ? LOL if can pass to me lar dont so kiam sap :P
hehehe... secret :P Belanja me mamak lor if u still insist.
You know you are too cold when you keep on sneezing and your boss is keep looking at you which result he will join you sneezing in half an hour. coz YOUR GERMS just spread everywhere!!!! =D
p/s: at the end,your boss will say,"go home lar,go home lar!"
(got a day off! ;)...wahahah)
dizzyguy73: HAHA, ok ok when got chance lar :P , 1 mamak session in exchange for the toilet hand blower ar ;)
anonymous: WAH !! Mayb I should try this tactic in my office then I can get day off also :D.. eh.. how do I get the GERMS 1st ar :P
its too cold when :-
a. u need to open the side window to let air in
b. u wear 4 layers of clothes (excluding the undies)
c. u bring hot water bottle
d. ur hands go numb from typing
e. cant type sms
f. cant write
g. want to hibernate
h. u are thinking ways to justify a heater in the company
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