Sunday, December 19, 2004

"Saman" ??

It was wee early in the morning and the piggy was travelling down on one of KL's highway on his way home, flying down the stretch at around 90kmh per hour (ya ya, piggy knows he speeding, but if noone is there to block him, wat harm can ther be ?) when suddenly cars in front started to slow down in the middle lane....

Since it was a 3 lane highway, piggy thought he can speed by on the right lane, and down his foot goes on the gas paddle, but barely before the car can break the 100 mark... piggy saw a .... *drum rolls* .... well... u guess wat piggy saw....

Yup,..... u got it rite.... a road block.... not just any road block but ... a POLICE ROAD BLOCK ... weeeeeee piggy starts to panick.... did they know he was speeding ? yes ? no ? ... arghhh .... hope not.....

But they knew... and when was piggy turn to pass the block... one of the officers signalled piggy to stop to the left.... :( ......... nooooooooooooooooo .........
Worse off is that piggy still hav one outstanding rm3o0 traffic summon that he havent paid yet... oh nooooo..

One of the police office comes over and took piggy's driving license... chronology of piggy talk with the officer...

Officer: "Awak speeding at 93kmh ar... ini jalan 80kmh punya"
Piggy : "rrrr.........."
Officer: "2 bulan pergi mahkamah atau sekarang bayar rm300"
Piggy: (O.O) ".... rrr........."
Upon seeing the stunned look on piggy face..
Officer: "Kenapa ? "
Piggy: "............."
Officer: "Tak mahu mohon maaf ar ?"
Piggy: "Mau mau......tapi..."
Officer: "Kasi lima puluh lar"
Piggy: "Tapi I tak ada lima puluh wor..." T_T
Officer: "Macam tu ada berapa?"
Piggy shows his wallet to the officer....
Piggy: "................"
Officer takes the cash in piggy wallet and did a quick assessment
Officer: "Hanya lapan ringgit saje ?"
Piggy: ".............."
Officer: "Ar.. pergi saje lar"
Officer takes the cash and walks away....

O_o

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Piggy Update

HOhoho, To all my piggy fans out ther who must be wondering wat happen to the pig blogger for no blog was blog for a looooong time.... well, heres an update... hehe

Piggy been bz lately.... hoho... K.I.S.S .... just BZ :P

well, will try to blog more often hehe