Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Bailey

I just read a post by a fren on her blog about acholic beverages. She was ranting on and on about achohol mainly "Bailey" and quoted that she is "NOT" an acholic. Very assuring indeed.... well anyway, i had a bad experience with Bailey and i have forever swore never ever to smell or drink Bailey again. NEVER !!! *feeling of puke foaming in my mouth*....
What sort of bad experience you ask ? Well... i will try to detailed it down as much as i can remember....
The year was 2005, my ex company (was with them from 2004-2006) organized a whole company outing to Pulau Pangkor... I was bunking with some of my colleagues which is not to be mentioned here except for "Doraemon" & "Jackson". Doraemon & Jackson have bought at least 3 bottles of Bailey and 2 bottle of wine from the local town of Pangkor. They were capitalizing on the duty-tax-free products which is much cheaper on liquor products back in KL. I was out chatting and playing cards with Nite, Lil P, Baby Dino & their gang henced i was not in when they started to "drown" themself in their acholic consumption game. After my night out, i was lock out of my chalet !! -_-" Jackson conked out on a mattress near the door with a few others blokes.
After a few knocking (banging more likely).. Jackson lift up his dazed face and looked at me blankly. After a minute or 2 then only he begin to register that i wan in and he slowly pick himself up, dragged his drunken ass to the door and opened it for me. I ofcoz laf at him but he jst tell me a few things...
1. "I kaput d"
2. "Lock the door ar"
3. "Doraemon KO and is in the room liao"
4. "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
he gone back to sleep after the 3rd sentence... wat the... anyway.. i mosh myself into the room which i was sharing with doraemon and found him sprawled over his own bed. Ofcoz being the nice person i am, i rolled him over and covered him with his blanket. Not even after 30 seconds of me covering him, he shot right up and rushed for the bathroom... i heard retching and puking faster than you can say "Ba-i-ley" ...
well the worst part is not watching Doraemon puking all over the bathroom but the worst part is cleaning him and AFTER him... the stench of bailey + the annual dinner was OVER-WHELMING...
henced... everytime i smell bailey.. i smell the night where Doraemon-spilled-bailey...
No more Bailey.... anymore....

Friday, May 25, 2007

Engineer vs Manager

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am", replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the
fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything you've delayed my trip even more."
The man below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems."
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Reese Chocolate


This is a butter chocolate cup cookie which Lovely bought back from her office, sticky chocolate taste :p

Whats in the name of a Road ?

Plifered this picture from one of the forwarded emails..... find it very funny and strange... so will post it up :p...

How do you tell the Taxi driver the road you live at if you live at the following road ....



Taxi Driver : Where you wanto go ?
You : Bring me to Jalan Mak P*ki U lah?
Taxi Driver : *Bonks Your head* No cursing !!!
You : T_T ....

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Spiderman III

Jst watched the latest 'orang labah labah'. Well its ok, the 1st
episode is much better

Friday, May 11, 2007

Blogging via HP

Im blogging tis frm my handphone connected by the gmail java app :-P.