Giant Corn Flakes ?? O_o

Ladies & Gentlemen.... *drum rolls* .. Piggy and Giant Supermarket is proud to present.... *more drum rolls* .... Bigger than Big Corn Flakes which is dubbed "Giant Corn Flakes" !! (well duh !! Bigger than Big IS Giant *bonks self*) ...

Hmm... You must be wondering how big can Giant Cornflakes be ? ... Well... it can be veli "gigantic" according to the "Giant" contents at the back of the "Giant" box .. :P ...


Giant Corn Flakes


Giant Corn Flakes ??

Well piggy didnt even bother to measure the cornflakes... to him.. its still FOOD... eat it.. and its gone.. dont need to take no "Giant" measure from them "Giant" cornflakes.. hehee

Ping Pong Relived !!

Been a long time since piggy held a ping pong ball, been bout 5 years liao... weeeeeeee long .. hehehe.... was veli happy when he got the chanced to catch up on old memories...

Piggy loves playing Ping-Pong (aka Table Tennis) , was his favourite game when he was still in High school... he used to go down to the Ping pong room in his old condominium there wit some other piggy dudes to knock some balls around....

Of coz... the term we used tat time by calling it as a "Ping-pong Room" is correct but which in fact is actually a "under-managed-facility-by-the-no-good-management-who-supposed-to use-the-$$-we-as-the-tenants-pay-every-year-as-maintainence-fees" or... simple to say... a worn-down squash court :P.


Ping Pong (hmm.. why are there bigger balls ther ?) :P

AHh... the life back then.... so simple and easy... eveli 5pm-6pm will be smashing the ping pong balls and jumping around like a fake monkey (hey.. wat do u expect... i was a lean pig back then... can be qualified to be a monkey ler :P)

Today he got the chance to relived a bit of his past (not easy to find a ping pong table in my area u know..), he was at Bear bears church and after tat service .. and after lunch.... the dudes (her frens) asked piggy to played along with them .... Piggy was thrilled and itching at his fingers to get into some smashing action....

Ofcoz i played like a noob (acronym for Newbie) during my 1st 5 minutes (ok ok ... 1st 15 min lar :P) coz long time didnt play liao... but ofcoz like they say .. "When you learned how to hit a ball, its like learning to ride the bicycle, you cant forget it" :D... after a while of "pre-warming-up" .. piggy was to his old self... well.. not really his old self .. not that agile or that spinning liao.. but still was his old piggy ball hitting pig self lor.. hehehe

I LOVE PING PONG !!!

Thanks to my lil darling who made this possible for me and also thanks for being so patient with me (FYI , she was sitting beside the table reading a book while waiting for me to enjoy myself hohoho..)

See No Evil , Hear No Evil , Speak No Evil :P

This post is to Commemorate my Darling's 1st visit to my blog.. but ofcoz as you know... if i written anything bout her.. she is goin to "keel" me #-( ... haha.. nvm .. i still can run to god :p ..

Welcome my Cute Lil Bear bear .. hehe... This is where you piggy crap bout his daily thoughts (if any) or bout other ppl (if any also) :P hehe...

Happy reading to my thoughts hehe .. or should i say .. blog ;)

Learning to become a "Big Snake"

Last week, the Piggy was told by Piggy's Senior Manager that he's goin to placed the piggy under some trainning... Piggy was oogling at the fact that he finally can go for some "trainning"... wat trainning.. he dont know.... until now....

Senior Manager : "Piggy... Im goin to ask Jo to teach you to PYTHON !!"
O_o
Piggy : "Python ? .... Boa Constrictor ? ... Big Snake ?..."

He was supposed to Learn the ropes of becoming a "Big Snake" ... but aint piggy a food for the snake ?

Definition of a Python :-
Any of various nonvenomous snakes of the family Pythonidae, found chiefly in Asia, Africa, and Australia, that coil around and suffocate their prey. Pythons often attain lengths of 6 meters (20 feet) or more.

Nooooooooooo *O* .... Piggy wont coil and suffocate other piggies !!
Its just WRONG ~!!! T_T

Jo (the Python Supervisor) : "Here you go piggy, Chris Fehily's 'A visual quickstart Guide to Python', knock yourself out piggy.. will hand you some assignments later, hohoho"


Python Guide

OOo.... Its a different kind of snake... this piggy can handle... he thinks.... :P hehe

Definition of the other Python :-
An interpreted, object-oriented programming language developed by Guido van Rossum. The name comes from one of van Rossum's favorite television shows, Monty Python's Flying Circus. Python is very portable since Python interpreters are available for most operating system platforms. Although Python is copyrighted, the source code is open source, and unlike GNU software, it can be commercially re-sold.

Good Luck Piggy... Go Learn to become a "Big Snake" or go be eaten by it :p

Tsunami or Flash Flood ?

The time was past 8 at nite, Piggy just had a shower and was bout to settle down to have satay sticks with fried mee hoon for dinner over some Friends Season 2 episodes, when suddenly he smelled sumthing fishy....

That was when piggy realized that his feet was wet.... hey piggy !! you just took a bath, ofcoz your feet is wet, DUH !!*Bonks self* ... *splash splash* HUH ? , why are me piggy toes swimming in a pool of water ? ... That was when piggy look at the floor and realized that the Water was for REAL !!

His imagination swirls, and the 1st disaster he thought was TSUNAMI !! Oh Mi Gosh !! Ok ok.. dont kid yourself piggy, just think carefully. If a Tsunami were to come by, will the water be this less ? NAH, ruling out Tsunami. Well if it aint Tsunami then it should be a flood, eh.... Im on high ground, STOP thinking already stupid pig, Go find the source !! Ok dokey :P Pig On the Move...

Traced the water into the kitchen (initially) *gasp* the water seems to be coming out from this tile in the kitchen... wait a sec, water from a tile ? That couldnt be right. Took a cloth and dried that tile, but the water seems to flow again. Thats when piggy realized that he was at the wrong end of the source... stupid pig :P

Did a quick dash in the other flow of the water and located the source of the in-house flood...


The Culprit

ARghh !!! Its the stoopid fish tank, one of the pipes malfunction and caused the water to flow out and drips onto the floor.

Poor Piggy, spend the next 30 minutes to wipe the floor dry with a combination of 2 pails, a cloth and a mop... Didnt even get to start dinner too *stomach grooowllls* :(

ps: And oh yeah, will try to post more pictures in my future posts ;)

A facelift for mY Blog

Ooh, A new style for me blog :P

Oink Oink. Will start to mess around with the HTML codes aledi :PpPft hehehe

Piggy Have a Nice time Fixing your own face ya hear ~!!!

I AM LOST

In the windy night
Under the bright table lamp
I somehow felt that my world is dark
I couldn't see my path in life

Some people may see me as perfect
Yet, perfection is just a mask
The reality under the mask
Is someone who couldn't find his sense of direction

Burdens and questions seems so high to me
I wonder how long my fragile soul will be able to hold on
I wished to seek for a refugee
I wished that there was a hand
A hand that pulls you out when you need it the most

Yet, all these, are just wishes
Trying to be tough
All I ever wanted, was a warm hug and understanding
Yet, all the understanding I am getting is from my tears
Besides tears, I couldn't find anybody to share my burden

You may think,
why not I open up my arms to people who cares about me
I can't, as I am afraid
I am afraid people may not understand
Because after all, no body understands each other

You may laugh at me for being weak
However, I wonder, who is strong?

All this while, I am trying to be tough, to stand tall
Yet, all I wanted, was a hand to guide me through the darkness
A hug that understand and accept me
All this while, I am looking for a hand to pull me out of my misery

Somehow, I hope someday,
There will be a hand reaching out for me
Someday, if I am still here

~a fren posted this to me, author unknown~

What About Love ?

Love is patient, Love is kind.
It does not envy, It does not boast, It is not proud.
It is not rude, It is not self-seeking,
It is not easily angered, It keeps no record of wrongs,
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, Always trusts,
Always hopes, Always preserves.

Love never fails
1 Corinthians 13 : 4-7

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