During a conversation with Tai Lou through the office instant messenger.....
Piggy : "I aeldi told lih min to let me know when i can do a purge... told her tat i need them to finish printing evelithing.. btu she dint get back to me"
Tai Lou : "may be u can check with user can they complete batch printing one day without outstanding, who is lih min ??"
Piggy : "oops.. i mean li min, not lih min"
Tai Lou : "claim user ah ?"
Piggy : "li min.. req ver senior exec"
Tai Lou : "i dun know who"
Piggy : "the girl wear spec one, last time on 11 floor, req verification side"
Tai Lou : "oic.......her name same like ng li min........ confused..."
Piggy : "Eh !!, I also confused d... not li min, but the other way around ... Min Lin... :PpPp ... kikiki... aiyo... all the same, so many same name"
Tai Lou : "Hong Kong super single and M'sia empat sekawan also got one Li Min..... good name may be"
Piggy : "eh ? who is Hong Kong SUper Single and m'sia empat sekawan ?..."
Tai Lou : "lai men ah ..... may be u don;t know who..... "
Piggy : "ya.. i dont know who is tat .. "
Tai Lou : "age gap"
Piggy : "u mean is old singer ?"
Tai Lou : "not so old lah....u know the 4 super single in HK ? Lau tat Wau, Kok Foo Seng, Lai Meng and Jacky Cheong"
Piggy : "yap.. thos 4 i know"
Piggy : "ooo.. u mean Lai Meng ar"
Piggy : "i thought the whole name is "Lai Men Ah" ...... kikikikikiki "
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Why The Moon is so round ....
Last 2 weeks ago....
Piggy's trainee wasnt feeling so well, so I told her to tell the senior executive officer (Tai Lou or Big Brother) that she wanto take the other half of the day off.... lets call Piggy's trainee as Moon (for she is as Bright and "FULL" like one.. :PpP). But Moon was afraid to tell Tai Lou that she wanto take half day off....
Piggy : "Moon ah Moon... tell Tai Lou tat you wanto go home and rest lar..."
Moon : "But how to tell wor..... paiseh ler.. not sure how to tell..."
Piggy : "ok ok ... Piggy tell for you lar...."
Piggy : "Tai Lou, Moon moon not feeling well and wanto take the rest of the day off..."
Tai Lou (-_-") : "Why she didnt tell me one ?"
Piggy : "Ooo.... ermm... She scared to tell you ...."
Tai Lou ("-_-) : "Scared to tell me ?..."
Piggy : "Yalor... she say you are scary.... scared you eat her...."
Tai Lou ("-_-") "HAR ?? .... me Scary ?? .... Me eat her ? ...."
Piggy : "ya ya .... who ask you to always stared at the monitor with your (-_-") look ar ?" (ofcoz i didnt say this to Tai lou :PppP kikiki)
Tai Lou (-_-"") : "Moon ar Moon, you sick ar ? "
Moon (O_o) : "Eeee.... ya lor... not feeling well.... wanto go home can ar ? har ? har ? can ar ?..."
Tai Lou (""-_-) : "AIYO, not feeling well then go home lar... I cannot kau tim (handle) myself mer ? ....."
Moon (o_O) : "Eeeee......"
One of the IT Security officers go to find Tai Lou and over saw the chat between Tai Lou and Moon.... Lets call him Dim Sum...
Dim Sum : "Eh ? Tai Lou.. .So Bad are you.... dont wanto let your junior go home... tsk tsk...."
Tai Lou (""-_-"") : "Eh ? .... Not me.. I told her to go home liao ler..."
Moon (O_O) : "......."
And Moon the junior trainee gets the day off .... kikikikiki... and somemore no need to submit MC orr and no Pay cut also.. kikiki so shiok ... all thanks to the Piggy working behind the scenes.. :PpPpP .... So in future.. anyone who needs help in getting a day off at work... come to the Piggy.. ;P hehehe
Piggy's trainee wasnt feeling so well, so I told her to tell the senior executive officer (Tai Lou or Big Brother) that she wanto take the other half of the day off.... lets call Piggy's trainee as Moon (for she is as Bright and "FULL" like one.. :PpP). But Moon was afraid to tell Tai Lou that she wanto take half day off....
Piggy : "Moon ah Moon... tell Tai Lou tat you wanto go home and rest lar..."
Moon : "But how to tell wor..... paiseh ler.. not sure how to tell..."
Piggy : "ok ok ... Piggy tell for you lar...."
Piggy : "Tai Lou, Moon moon not feeling well and wanto take the rest of the day off..."
Tai Lou (-_-") : "Why she didnt tell me one ?"
Piggy : "Ooo.... ermm... She scared to tell you ...."
Tai Lou ("-_-) : "Scared to tell me ?..."
Piggy : "Yalor... she say you are scary.... scared you eat her...."
Tai Lou ("-_-") "HAR ?? .... me Scary ?? .... Me eat her ? ...."
Piggy : "ya ya .... who ask you to always stared at the monitor with your (-_-") look ar ?" (ofcoz i didnt say this to Tai lou :PppP kikiki)
Tai Lou (-_-"") : "Moon ar Moon, you sick ar ? "
Moon (O_o) : "Eeee.... ya lor... not feeling well.... wanto go home can ar ? har ? har ? can ar ?..."
Tai Lou (""-_-) : "AIYO, not feeling well then go home lar... I cannot kau tim (handle) myself mer ? ....."
Moon (o_O) : "Eeeee......"
One of the IT Security officers go to find Tai Lou and over saw the chat between Tai Lou and Moon.... Lets call him Dim Sum...
Dim Sum : "Eh ? Tai Lou.. .So Bad are you.... dont wanto let your junior go home... tsk tsk...."
Tai Lou (""-_-"") : "Eh ? .... Not me.. I told her to go home liao ler..."
Moon (O_O) : "......."
And Moon the junior trainee gets the day off .... kikikikiki... and somemore no need to submit MC orr and no Pay cut also.. kikiki so shiok ... all thanks to the Piggy working behind the scenes.. :PpPpP .... So in future.. anyone who needs help in getting a day off at work... come to the Piggy.. ;P hehehe
Thursday, March 03, 2005
*~*~LIFE~*~*
Life goes on...
As we all continue to move on..
At least, that is what I thought...
All this while, as time passes...
I have fallen for another angel...
When I thought you and I were just "friends"...
I was proven wrong, once again...
Today, I was browsing around, doing nothing...
And, a picture of you came across my eye...
A picture of you, is simply meaningless...
But, when I saw your picture...
I remembered how I first met you...
How I was shy and was standing behind you,
Admiring you from afar...
The day when I walked towards you and say Hi...
I could remember all of this things about you...
How tall you are, when is your birthday and even,
the scent from you...
I remembered all of these things...
However, all that you could remember about me...
Is that I am the person to look for,
when you need my help...
I am the person you seek shelter from...
That is all that you could remember about me...
You never know how hard it was for me to let you go...
You never know how deep is my love to you...
You never know all these feelings...
Even until today,
I just longed for a little attention from you...
Is that something I can only dreamt of every night ?...
Each time I see you smile,
I know you are not smiling for me...
How I wish one dat, you are smiling because of me...
I know this one day will come, someday...
However, I can only choose to wait...
Because unlike me,
you have a choice between to love me or not to love me...
Yet for me, the only choice I have..
Is between to love and loving you more...
Author Unknown
As we all continue to move on..
At least, that is what I thought...
All this while, as time passes...
I have fallen for another angel...
When I thought you and I were just "friends"...
I was proven wrong, once again...
Today, I was browsing around, doing nothing...
And, a picture of you came across my eye...
A picture of you, is simply meaningless...
But, when I saw your picture...
I remembered how I first met you...
How I was shy and was standing behind you,
Admiring you from afar...
The day when I walked towards you and say Hi...
I could remember all of this things about you...
How tall you are, when is your birthday and even,
the scent from you...
I remembered all of these things...
However, all that you could remember about me...
Is that I am the person to look for,
when you need my help...
I am the person you seek shelter from...
That is all that you could remember about me...
You never know how hard it was for me to let you go...
You never know how deep is my love to you...
You never know all these feelings...
Even until today,
I just longed for a little attention from you...
Is that something I can only dreamt of every night ?...
Each time I see you smile,
I know you are not smiling for me...
How I wish one dat, you are smiling because of me...
I know this one day will come, someday...
However, I can only choose to wait...
Because unlike me,
you have a choice between to love me or not to love me...
Yet for me, the only choice I have..
Is between to love and loving you more...
Author Unknown
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
A gentle reminder to all Malaysians from Alonso, JB
Read in The Sun today, Do you agree ?
YOU ARE A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY
(A gentle reminder to all Malaysians)
Progress is not solely about prosperity
Not buildings that look pretty
You may have the KLCC
But some places like Penang are still dirty
So you are still a 3rd world country because of your mentality
You try to beat the queue to get a taxi
And don't even bother about road courtesy
Not to mention parking indiscriminately
Without signalling you overtake randomly
And abusing lanes for emergency
Rising deaths on the roads is how you celebrate festivity
You created the MSC
To emulate Silicon Valley
You talk about high technology
To preach about the PC
But yet broadband is denied to many
You also cant supply stable electricity
Your roads have potholes and are bumpy
And tyres fall off your LRT
So this is Malaysian quality
Let's create the best schools, roads and toilets in the country
Are what Malaysia Boleh should strive to be
But instead Malaysia Boleh is so funny
You break records just to make yourself feel happy
Decades passed but this mentality I still see
Will this carry on till the next Century?
Or will this change when we turn 80?
You are helpless and just let it be
Let it be
Will tomorrow be better for you and me?
15 years from now come 2020
If this goes on you will still be
Just another 3rd world country
because of your mentality
These changes we hope to see under the leadership of PM
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
Authored by Alonso Lim Beng Seng of Johor Baru
YOU ARE A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY
(A gentle reminder to all Malaysians)
Progress is not solely about prosperity
Not buildings that look pretty
You may have the KLCC
But some places like Penang are still dirty
So you are still a 3rd world country because of your mentality
You try to beat the queue to get a taxi
And don't even bother about road courtesy
Not to mention parking indiscriminately
Without signalling you overtake randomly
And abusing lanes for emergency
Rising deaths on the roads is how you celebrate festivity
You created the MSC
To emulate Silicon Valley
You talk about high technology
To preach about the PC
But yet broadband is denied to many
You also cant supply stable electricity
Your roads have potholes and are bumpy
And tyres fall off your LRT
So this is Malaysian quality
Let's create the best schools, roads and toilets in the country
Are what Malaysia Boleh should strive to be
But instead Malaysia Boleh is so funny
You break records just to make yourself feel happy
Decades passed but this mentality I still see
Will this carry on till the next Century?
Or will this change when we turn 80?
You are helpless and just let it be
Let it be
Will tomorrow be better for you and me?
15 years from now come 2020
If this goes on you will still be
Just another 3rd world country
because of your mentality
These changes we hope to see under the leadership of PM
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
Authored by Alonso Lim Beng Seng of Johor Baru
