Who The Idiot ?
Planning to save this image for a lengthy post, but couldnt crap up any... nevermind, as they say a picture speaks a thousand words ;)
Or maybe you prefer a quote ?
"A fool is born every minute" - P.T Barnum
hehehe :P
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Idiotcracy
Who The Idiot ?
Planning to save this image for a lengthy post, but couldnt crap up any... nevermind, as they say a picture speaks a thousand words ;)
Or maybe you prefer a quote ?
"A fool is born every minute" - P.T Barnum
hehehe :P
Sunday, August 28, 2005
Desires
How do I say "I miss you" when you are not with me,
How do I say "I need you" when my heart yearns for you,
How do I say "I love you" when my heart cries for you,
I cant.
No action or words can show the depths of my feelings for you,
How I hate to be away from you,
How I hate to leave you,
I know I shouldn't be this way but its what my heart desires,
Can't stop thinking of you,
My Love
Can't stop being in love with you...
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Famished
Continued from Stray
As all memories goes, I couldnt be bothered to keep track of mine. But the incident couldnt be lapsed so easily. For I was save from the jaws of death by an angel. The very same angel who shoos me away, loathing my presence.
It wasnt a dark and stormy night. No rain drops was falling down, no thunder flashing in the background, not even a cold misty fog rolling around. The full moon was out splashing its radiance all over. Light so bright you would think it was in the afternoon with the sun shimmering behind a thin layer of clouds.
The air smells delightful. Scents of delicious steaming food whafts from a cafe hidden a few blocks away. Hunger lurched inside within me, my belly growls to sounds its agreement. My nose & the longing for food pulls me towards the source of the smell. My mind fails to focus on the heading, starvation filling the bidding to move towards the source without thought.
Eat first, worry later. The thought of my belly resounding with each footsteps I take. Subconsciously, I know that its a very bad motion to move towards the source, for its in a territory of a pack of strange dogs. They seemed to have lost their sanity, always drooling with a vicious snarl which meant to kill and not warn. I've seen a madless rage from deep in their colourless eyes, and known since then to stay away from them.
But my brain tries unsuccessfully to reason with the urged from deep within me, and no command managed to stay my feet to the ground. Step by step, pace by pace, I crept at a quicken pace filled with anxiety and longing.
To be continued... Survival
As all memories goes, I couldnt be bothered to keep track of mine. But the incident couldnt be lapsed so easily. For I was save from the jaws of death by an angel. The very same angel who shoos me away, loathing my presence.
It wasnt a dark and stormy night. No rain drops was falling down, no thunder flashing in the background, not even a cold misty fog rolling around. The full moon was out splashing its radiance all over. Light so bright you would think it was in the afternoon with the sun shimmering behind a thin layer of clouds.
The air smells delightful. Scents of delicious steaming food whafts from a cafe hidden a few blocks away. Hunger lurched inside within me, my belly growls to sounds its agreement. My nose & the longing for food pulls me towards the source of the smell. My mind fails to focus on the heading, starvation filling the bidding to move towards the source without thought.
Eat first, worry later. The thought of my belly resounding with each footsteps I take. Subconsciously, I know that its a very bad motion to move towards the source, for its in a territory of a pack of strange dogs. They seemed to have lost their sanity, always drooling with a vicious snarl which meant to kill and not warn. I've seen a madless rage from deep in their colourless eyes, and known since then to stay away from them.
But my brain tries unsuccessfully to reason with the urged from deep within me, and no command managed to stay my feet to the ground. Step by step, pace by pace, I crept at a quicken pace filled with anxiety and longing.
To be continued... Survival
Friday, August 26, 2005
Kisah Kancil
One day an old man was driving his kancil along a highway, then suddenly the car broke down and wouldn't restart.
Old man tot he'll be stuck on the highway with no passerby to help him when suddenly a porsche drove by and stopped to help him.The young man suggest to the old man tat his porsche will tow his kancil to a nearby mechanic.
The old man agrees but he voice out his concern over the porsche speed - the young man then suggest tat everytime he drove too fast, the old man shud flash his lights, or honk loudly to ask the young man to slow down - both agreed.
As they were driving at 60kmph, a ferrari drove by the porsche challenging it for a race,but the young man endure it n remain at 60kmph. The ferrari didnt give up, still challenging porsche for race.In the end the porsche became very impatient, accepted the challenge n started driving at 200kmph
As the were racing away, police was around with their speed trap took both the ferrari n porsche dangerous speeding limit. The traffic police then went home to tell his fren an amazind finding of the day.
He says "you know, today i saw an amazing thing happened"
"I saw a ferrari n a porsche speeding at almost 240kmph"
His frens say "Thats nothing amazing, those are fast cars"
The policeman continues "No, tats not it, the amazing part is i saw a Kancil right behind the porsche, at speed of 200kmph, honking loudly n flashing his lights at the porsche asking the porsche to give way to kancil to drive pass both fast cars"
Source : Fren who have a dog named Bobby
Old man tot he'll be stuck on the highway with no passerby to help him when suddenly a porsche drove by and stopped to help him.The young man suggest to the old man tat his porsche will tow his kancil to a nearby mechanic.
The old man agrees but he voice out his concern over the porsche speed - the young man then suggest tat everytime he drove too fast, the old man shud flash his lights, or honk loudly to ask the young man to slow down - both agreed.
As they were driving at 60kmph, a ferrari drove by the porsche challenging it for a race,but the young man endure it n remain at 60kmph. The ferrari didnt give up, still challenging porsche for race.In the end the porsche became very impatient, accepted the challenge n started driving at 200kmph
As the were racing away, police was around with their speed trap took both the ferrari n porsche dangerous speeding limit. The traffic police then went home to tell his fren an amazind finding of the day.
He says "you know, today i saw an amazing thing happened"
"I saw a ferrari n a porsche speeding at almost 240kmph"
His frens say "Thats nothing amazing, those are fast cars"
The policeman continues "No, tats not it, the amazing part is i saw a Kancil right behind the porsche, at speed of 200kmph, honking loudly n flashing his lights at the porsche asking the porsche to give way to kancil to drive pass both fast cars"
Source : Fren who have a dog named Bobby
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Our is an Awesome God
Our God is an awesome God
he reigns from heaven above
with wisdom power and love
our God is an awesome God
he reigns from heaven above
with wisdom power and love
our God is an awesome God
Monday, August 22, 2005
As things were
Being quiet lately as piggy cant seem to find the time to blog or the inspiration to write anything at all...
Life is being just as it is...
Hectic...
Quiet...
Interesting...
Boring...
Slow-moving...
Quacking...
and Just as it is...
Sometimes being in such a profound pace, one can seem to catch one's own breath and yet ... dozing off in the heat of the pace and coming to a sudden halt or slowdown all together...
But it is as it is... thats how we are in the world.. to be in a time and place where no place have ever been unexplored or a time which have not being unspent..
Ofcoz alot of us wonders where or even wat we are supposed to be doing...
When life's Pace quicken we ask : "FUIYOH.. why so fast... slower slower.. *gasp gasp* ..."
When life's Pace slows we ask : "Aiya... sien ler.. why eveli day so sien one.. faster.."
But all we had to do.. is just go as the flow... pace fast.. flow fast... pace slow.. flow slow...
Hrmm... wat is this pig thinking ?
He has no idea.. :D
I think he got too many whacks on his head liao... hehe
Until then.... Go with the flow *wink wink*
Life is being just as it is...
Hectic...
Quiet...
Interesting...
Boring...
Slow-moving...
Quacking...
and Just as it is...
Sometimes being in such a profound pace, one can seem to catch one's own breath and yet ... dozing off in the heat of the pace and coming to a sudden halt or slowdown all together...
But it is as it is... thats how we are in the world.. to be in a time and place where no place have ever been unexplored or a time which have not being unspent..
Ofcoz alot of us wonders where or even wat we are supposed to be doing...
When life's Pace quicken we ask : "FUIYOH.. why so fast... slower slower.. *gasp gasp* ..."
When life's Pace slows we ask : "Aiya... sien ler.. why eveli day so sien one.. faster.."
But all we had to do.. is just go as the flow... pace fast.. flow fast... pace slow.. flow slow...
Hrmm... wat is this pig thinking ?
He has no idea.. :D
I think he got too many whacks on his head liao... hehe
Until then.... Go with the flow *wink wink*
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Beng-lish Translator
OMG ... you guys would not believe it but piggy stumbled upon this siao kia punya siao siao translator at Kenny Sia...
Its a BENG-LISH translator, it translates webpages into ah beng's language... veli syok :D
Piggy translated his own brog and were ROFL liao :P
Try & C ---> Click Here
hehehe
siao i tell you...
The most funnious article was the AUgust Pig-gi-in
It got translated into this --->
Pig-gi-in
I love you
NABEH!
Limpeh Want You
NABEH!
Limpeh Love to Want You
NABEH!
Limpeh Want to Love You
NABEH!
Limpeh Love to Want to Love You
NABEH!
Limpeh Want to Love to Want You
*ok this pig is nuts.. tankiuk alot.. :P
ROFL ROFL .. NUTS>..
ok.. back to work :P
Its a BENG-LISH translator, it translates webpages into ah beng's language... veli syok :D
Piggy translated his own brog and were ROFL liao :P
Try & C ---> Click Here
hehehe
siao i tell you...
The most funnious article was the AUgust Pig-gi-in
It got translated into this --->
Pig-gi-in
I love you
NABEH!
Limpeh Want You
NABEH!
Limpeh Love to Want You
NABEH!
Limpeh Want to Love You
NABEH!
Limpeh Love to Want to Love You
NABEH!
Limpeh Want to Love to Want You
*ok this pig is nuts.. tankiuk alot.. :P
ROFL ROFL .. NUTS>..
ok.. back to work :P
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Fazed by the Haze
Verb's Yahoo Status was set as "where am i ?" and Piggy decided to bug him a bit...
Piggy : "u r in a hazed filled city breathing carbon monoxide generated by a 3rd world country burning the earths diminishing forests like no tomorrow wasting our precious breaths into the next millenium"
Verb : "err..how comforting"
Piggy : "ROFL .. comforting is knowing that a million souls is also in the same quandary as you are in ;)"
*micheal jackson song "You are not alone" playing in the background*
Verb : "thank you fren (teary eye)"
Piggy : "ROFL, u r welcome :D"
:P
Subject : What to do during the haze phase
Verb : "wat r u going to do bout the haze?"
Piggy : "BREATHE in .... BREATHE out..... "
Verb : "hmm..goood idea. u dun get this type of air often"
Piggy : "yap :D"
Subject : People sometimes respond even if you dont know about it
A moment later I caught one of my colleague status message as "WheRe R U?"
She doesn't know Verb and Verb doesn't know her...
Piggy : "oi oi .. tell u sumthing.. theres a cute girl on my yahoo taht is 2nd guessing u ..and i dont think u know her.. her YM status : "WheRe R U?".. :D u got an admirer, cool huh ? :D"
Verb : "cooool... she can c me meh?"
Piggy : "Nope .. ROFL"
Verb : "ceh"
Piggy : "eh.. but good mar.. she cant c u.. but she put tat status... and u put this status... :D"
Scenario 1
L : "Where r u ?"
V : "Where am i?" *he doesnt know where he is...*
Scenario 2
V : "Where am i?" *he still doesnt know where he is...*
L : "Where r u ?" *must be thinking he is veli blur to not know where he is..*
IT WORKS BOTH WAYS !!!
:PpPp
Piggy : "u r in a hazed filled city breathing carbon monoxide generated by a 3rd world country burning the earths diminishing forests like no tomorrow wasting our precious breaths into the next millenium"
Verb : "err..how comforting"
Piggy : "ROFL .. comforting is knowing that a million souls is also in the same quandary as you are in ;)"
*micheal jackson song "You are not alone" playing in the background*
Verb : "thank you fren (teary eye)"
Piggy : "ROFL, u r welcome :D"
:P
Subject : What to do during the haze phase
Verb : "wat r u going to do bout the haze?"
Piggy : "BREATHE in .... BREATHE out..... "
Verb : "hmm..goood idea. u dun get this type of air often"
Piggy : "yap :D"
Subject : People sometimes respond even if you dont know about it
A moment later I caught one of my colleague status message as "WheRe R U?"
She doesn't know Verb and Verb doesn't know her...
Piggy : "oi oi .. tell u sumthing.. theres a cute girl on my yahoo taht is 2nd guessing u ..and i dont think u know her.. her YM status : "WheRe R U?".. :D u got an admirer, cool huh ? :D"
Verb : "cooool... she can c me meh?"
Piggy : "Nope .. ROFL"
Verb : "ceh"
Piggy : "eh.. but good mar.. she cant c u.. but she put tat status... and u put this status... :D"
Scenario 1
L : "Where r u ?"
V : "Where am i?" *he doesnt know where he is...*
Scenario 2
V : "Where am i?" *he still doesnt know where he is...*
L : "Where r u ?" *must be thinking he is veli blur to not know where he is..*
IT WORKS BOTH WAYS !!!
:PpPp
Pig-gi-in
I love you
I Want You
I Love to Want You
I Want to Love You
I Love to Want to Love You
I Want to Love to Want You
*ok this pig is nuts.. thanks alot.. :P
I Want You
I Love to Want You
I Want to Love You
I Love to Want to Love You
I Want to Love to Want You
*ok this pig is nuts.. thanks alot.. :P
