Equations

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Source via Email

Iserud

If you do not know wat it is.... its a slang i just heard used to describe the id a person uses to accessing into the system....

 

Me : Goto the website.. then logon to the server...

User : wait wait... ah.. the website loaded liao.... wait wait.. let me key in my I-SER-UD....

Me : O_o ...

 

Answer

I came upon this webpage when i was googling for Jitra...


Dont noticed anything ? ... here.. a better one... read the underlined in red...


Now... you know where to find sek-si girls...

Other World Marriage

And in the news today.... a couple was wed in the afterlife .... WOW !! .. u ask me how ? .. i also dont know wat to say...

Somemore the bride and bridegroom to be :

1. Have not yet met each other

2. Were buried in same cemetary

3. The bridegroom would be 49 years old and the bride would be 38 years old

4. Send the marriage information to their families via dreams

So peeps.... you guys dont need to worry bout not being able to get married in this life already ....

you guys still can get married when u guys cross over also...

somemore dont need to meet each other yet one...

aiya... but you all know waht ? .. since they already can send information to their families for the request to get married.. why didnt they give their families 4D number to buy to pay for that marriage wor... poor resource management... sheesshh

Vegetarian Fruit

I overheard this while buying fruits from a fruit vendor after dinner during the Nine Emperor Gods Festival...

Auntie : Eh.... is this Fruit vegetarian ?

Fruit Vendor : yay... this fruit is vegetarian... veli safe to eat..

Me : O_o

Its strange you know.... that a fruit can be seperated into vegetarian and non-vegetarian fruit.

Aiya... how come a fruit is a vegetarian one ? .. lol somemore prior to asking one of my colleagues who ate only vegetarian during this period.... he told me tat ginger is not considered a vegetable as becoz its an ingredient to enhance the flavour of a dish and not a main vegetable dish itself.....

I wonder if they will try to make vegetarian fruit from flour... hmmm..... strange.. :p