Cleaning up

I hate cleaning up after other's people mess..... just in this 2 months i have to clean up after 2 ex-colleagues -_-" .... and the mess is not a simple mess which i can just wink and it can be blown away. *sigh*

 

Globalisation

Subject:

what is globalisation?

Question : What is the height of Globalisation?

Answer : Princess Diana.

Question : How ???

Answer :

An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel driving a German car with a Dutch engine,driven by a Belgian driver, who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines,dies! And all this stuff is read by an Asian!

 

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Gracious God

You know its funny, how God tests our knowledge/commitment to him ? For example, just now only i have set the status in my IM to reflect that "God is Gracious"... not even 5 minutes later, i have a customer calling me and scolding me for an issue which was out of my hands... hahahaha.. but thank God, i was reminded of how gracious His love is to me, and made me feel calm and peaceful to try to resolve the issue amicably.

 

Ofcourse i didnt know it was a test until when i pop open my IM and saw the status i set. Ofcourse im only human and definitely felt irritated by the fact that i was scolded for nothing but ofcourse... God is a gracious God and He provides help and assistance in alot of different ways.

 

The Greater Good

 

[Lucius or Frozone was dressing up to go for Dinner when he saw the Robot destroying the city]

Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius : Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo ]
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

 

*Pilfered from "The Incredibles" on IMDB :p... go watch it. Its a nice movie.

Blog Update

Been awhile since i updated my blog. Been short of inspiration of what to write and also not been able to complete those half inspiration posts.. have bout 5 of them half written posts sitting in my drafts folder just waiting for "some" inspiration which its not even a sniffing distance.

Anyway, Recently 2 of my colleagues just left in the month of August... and both of them is assisting me... now im alone and surviving on another colleague assistance to help me in the support tasks... the same colleague who is going to leave by this week LOL. The turnover rate in my department is very high recently, since the time i joined, 2 Managers, 2 programmers left before 2006 year end. Then we had 1 manager & 5 new programmers joined. That manager and 1 programmer left before the end of the 1st quarter of this year, and now the other 2 programmer have left. Only 2 programmers left, 1 already convert to permanent the other is the one whom is leaving by the end of this week.

What does this prove ? It means the department im in, have a tough survival ratio and only those who is tough gets converted to permanent while those who are weak will leave by their own will. *sigh* Hopefully the next batch of new peeps will be tougher.. or not it will be bleak moments when the going gets tough... hehehe.