Uggh, I got tagged by Nite and now i have to complete this survey of Seven questions... *rolls eyes* .. well..
7 things I plan to do before I die
One - Marry my love
Two - Grow a Family
Thr33 - Travel to MANY interesting places
4our - Accumulate enough wealth
5ive - Honour God
6ix - Keep up my love for My love
Se7en - Leave without any regrets
7 things I could do
One - Grow a moustache and not a beard
Two - Leave my job and get another one
Thr33 - MUD for 24 hours
4our - Drop everything and go to Lovely
5ive - Curse less
6ix - Roll on the floor laughing (ROFL)
Se7en - Shave my head bald
7 celebrity crushes
One - Lovely
Two - Lovely
Thr33 - Lovely
4our - Still Lovely
5ive - Lovely
6ix - Yeap, Its her
Se7en - OMG, Im Infatuated with Lovely
7 Often Repeated Words
One - Eh
Two - Ooooo
Thr33 - eye-c eye-c
4our - Hmmmmm
5ive - Aiyo
6ix - Oh my gawd
Se7en - Wat the...
7 physical traits I look in the opposite sex
One - Lovely Eyes
Two - Lovely Charm
Thr33 - Lovely Smile
4our - Lovely Cuteness
5ive - Lovely Voice
6ix - Lovely Touch
Se7en - Just Lovely
7 victims I can tag
One - Soloh
Two - Ryuu
Thr33 - Dizzy
4our - dSaint
5ive - Nada
6ix - Zilch
Se7en - None
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work
Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:
"It works on my machine"
Source from Ryuujin
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:
"It works on my machine"
Source from Ryuujin
Difference between Potentially & In Reality
Youngest son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentially' and 'In reality'?"
Dad: "I will show you"
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"
Wife: "Yes of course, I would never waste such an opportunity!"
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars.
Daughter: "Waow! Oh my God!!! This is my fantasy!"
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Elder Son: "Huh, Yeah, why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!"
So the father turns back to his younger son saying: "You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars but 'In reality' we are living with 2 bitches and a gay!!"
Source from my Junior
Dad: "I will show you"
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"
Wife: "Yes of course, I would never waste such an opportunity!"
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars.
Daughter: "Waow! Oh my God!!! This is my fantasy!"
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Elder Son: "Huh, Yeah, why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!"
So the father turns back to his younger son saying: "You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars but 'In reality' we are living with 2 bitches and a gay!!"
Source from my Junior
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Jealousy Test
Piggy's fren send piggy a link to test jealousy. Piggy was pretty bored with work and decided to play around abit and henced to try out the test hehe
The Jealousy Test
*click*
*wait*
*scan through*
*thinks*
*tick tick tick*
*click*
*tick tick*
*thinks*
*submit*
.....
...
You are 41.27% jealous!
For this test, the average jealousy percentage is 35.54%.
379746 people have taken this test to date.
This percentage means that :
•You are not a jealous person, but sometimes can be.
•Occasionally, you over-react to situations.
•Most of the time, you trust the people around.
•Jealously will not be a major issue in relationships, but you might want to improve your self-esteem.
Whahaha this Pig is one jealous pig !! :P
Go try it out lil piggies.. hehe
The Jealousy Test
*click*
*wait*
*scan through*
*thinks*
*tick tick tick*
*click*
*tick tick*
*thinks*
*submit*
.....
...
You are 41.27% jealous!
For this test, the average jealousy percentage is 35.54%.
379746 people have taken this test to date.
This percentage means that :
•You are not a jealous person, but sometimes can be.
•Occasionally, you over-react to situations.
•Most of the time, you trust the people around.
•Jealously will not be a major issue in relationships, but you might want to improve your self-esteem.
Whahaha this Pig is one jealous pig !! :P
Go try it out lil piggies.. hehe
Thursday, September 15, 2005
X & S
Piggy have this fren, lets call her "Siao T" who keep trying to change piggy's nickname ... Lets say piggy's nickname is "Lex". So... Siao T have been trying to change it to "Les"... ya... sounds like Les-bian rite ? ... Piggy goin OMG and (-_-") when she keep trying to call me by "les" .. and to add to more piggy's misery... she used double intonation calling piggy "les les" OMGWTFBBQ !!! (-_-")
Piggy : u do not Pronounce the "S" as an "X"
Piggy : an "X" is having a sharper tone
Piggy : while an "s" is more silent
Piggy : more like a whisper since u have to pull back the sound
Piggy : and if u try to pronounce X ... u will find tat your front jaw will move forward while your lower jaw moves back in motion...
Piggy : and the tongue is pulled back at the end of the "X" pronounciation
Piggy : while... the S is pronounced wit almost close jaws and the tip of your tongue is touching or almost touching your teeth
Piggy : people ask u to say "Smile" u go n say "xmile"
Piggy : or ppl as u to "X-ray" u go and say "s-ray"
Siao Teng : walao yeh
Siao Teng : onli X n S
Siao Teng : u so many thing ito say
Piggy : ppl ask u to say "x-ray" .. u go say "s-ray"
Piggy : later u go hospital ask for "s-ray
Imagine.....
Siao Teng : "nurse nurse.. i want a s.....ray.."
nurse : "HUh s-ray ??"
Siao Teng : "ya ya .. an s-ray"
nurse : " huh.. OOOHhhhh... u want a ASS-RAY"
nurse : "x-ray your ass ?? ok ok .. can can"
Siao Teng : " err..... not my ass.... but s-ray..."
nurse : "ya lor... ass-ray lor... can can.. veli cheap.. cheaper than x-ray"
Siao Teng : "ya ya ... s-ray.. i want s-ray"
nurse : "ok ok .. u get your ass-ray"
Wahahahaha....
So little piggies out there, please know how to differentiate the X and S pronounciation hehe.. dont go asking for an ASS-ray when you actually want to get an X-ray....
And im not called "les les" .. so you dudes and dudettes out there can just forget calling me that or I will give you piggy's version of ASS-ray *wink wink*
:P
Piggy : u do not Pronounce the "S" as an "X"
Piggy : an "X" is having a sharper tone
Piggy : while an "s" is more silent
Piggy : more like a whisper since u have to pull back the sound
Piggy : and if u try to pronounce X ... u will find tat your front jaw will move forward while your lower jaw moves back in motion...
Piggy : and the tongue is pulled back at the end of the "X" pronounciation
Piggy : while... the S is pronounced wit almost close jaws and the tip of your tongue is touching or almost touching your teeth
Piggy : people ask u to say "Smile" u go n say "xmile"
Piggy : or ppl as u to "X-ray" u go and say "s-ray"
Siao Teng : walao yeh
Siao Teng : onli X n S
Siao Teng : u so many thing ito say
Piggy : ppl ask u to say "x-ray" .. u go say "s-ray"
Piggy : later u go hospital ask for "s-ray
Imagine.....
Siao Teng : "nurse nurse.. i want a s.....ray.."
nurse : "HUh s-ray ??"
Siao Teng : "ya ya .. an s-ray"
nurse : " huh.. OOOHhhhh... u want a ASS-RAY"
nurse : "x-ray your ass ?? ok ok .. can can"
Siao Teng : " err..... not my ass.... but s-ray..."
nurse : "ya lor... ass-ray lor... can can.. veli cheap.. cheaper than x-ray"
Siao Teng : "ya ya ... s-ray.. i want s-ray"
nurse : "ok ok .. u get your ass-ray"
Wahahahaha....
So little piggies out there, please know how to differentiate the X and S pronounciation hehe.. dont go asking for an ASS-ray when you actually want to get an X-ray....
And im not called "les les" .. so you dudes and dudettes out there can just forget calling me that or I will give you piggy's version of ASS-ray *wink wink*
:P
Friday, September 09, 2005
shit cannot stand without coffee
Yes.
The Subject says all.
The profound subject was phased by Piggy's colleague, PiggyG
Lets hear PiggyG profound sayings again...
"shit cannot stand without coffee"
....
ahahaha
Actually... its...
""shit, cannot stand without coffee"
But piggy was O_o when she said tat... think of a shit tat need coffee to have standing power and I bet you that the shit will enter Guiness Book of Records :P
The Subject says all.
The profound subject was phased by Piggy's colleague, PiggyG
Lets hear PiggyG profound sayings again...
"shit cannot stand without coffee"
....
ahahaha
Actually... its...
""shit, cannot stand without coffee"
But piggy was O_o when she said tat... think of a shit tat need coffee to have standing power and I bet you that the shit will enter Guiness Book of Records :P
Stages in a Relationship
Taken from an excerpt when Piggy was trying to explain the stages of a relationship to piggy's fren.
Stage 1 - i like u , u like me, be my gf, be my bf
Stage 2 - hey... we do suite each other.. or we are faking this relationship so well tat we are meant to be for each other (outings more often and more closure)
Stage 3 - ooo... time to mingle the friends in our life (close frens and kind are shown to each other either group outings or etc)
Stage 4 - meeting the parents.. (only family memebers on the 1st tier meaning internal family.. not uncles or aunties or which grand dad or grand mum)
stage 5 - meeting the WHOLE big family
stage 6 - engagement (im committed to you..)
stage 7 - living together (optional to be ommited in certain cases where tradional
*u can swap stage 6 and 7 which ever suits
stage 8 - ding dong ding dong (not Xmas bells lar... wedding bells :P )
stage 9 - lil kiddies running around
*stage 9 is optional
stage 10 - GROW OLD
veli much as it is... but tis is only Piggy's opinion lar.. hahaha
Anyway it is pretty much as it is... flowing from one stage to the other...
Mind you tat a mighty leap from one stage to another stage is possible but there are implications that will be not timely appropriate for the relationship.
And of course theres a question on time length on how long a relatioship stage is supposed to last until the next happens.. hehe.. but there is no accurate time-per-stage for any relationship... we are meant to be with who we are whether it is forever or for a singular miniscule of timeframe.
Stage 1 - i like u , u like me, be my gf, be my bf
Stage 2 - hey... we do suite each other.. or we are faking this relationship so well tat we are meant to be for each other (outings more often and more closure)
Stage 3 - ooo... time to mingle the friends in our life (close frens and kind are shown to each other either group outings or etc)
Stage 4 - meeting the parents.. (only family memebers on the 1st tier meaning internal family.. not uncles or aunties or which grand dad or grand mum)
stage 5 - meeting the WHOLE big family
stage 6 - engagement (im committed to you..)
stage 7 - living together (optional to be ommited in certain cases where tradional
*u can swap stage 6 and 7 which ever suits
stage 8 - ding dong ding dong (not Xmas bells lar... wedding bells :P )
stage 9 - lil kiddies running around
*stage 9 is optional
stage 10 - GROW OLD
veli much as it is... but tis is only Piggy's opinion lar.. hahaha
Anyway it is pretty much as it is... flowing from one stage to the other...
Mind you tat a mighty leap from one stage to another stage is possible but there are implications that will be not timely appropriate for the relationship.
And of course theres a question on time length on how long a relatioship stage is supposed to last until the next happens.. hehe.. but there is no accurate time-per-stage for any relationship... we are meant to be with who we are whether it is forever or for a singular miniscule of timeframe.
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
What to do when you have Broadband ?
Piggy have this friend who just got his broadband connection, he was having a couple of problems with setting up with him. But later he tweaked his settings and WA LA .. he is CONNECTED...
Know what is his 1st request on what to do with it ??
Hentaiyaro : "how do u download porn thru broadband ?"
O_o
Piggy : *cant stop rolling on the floor laughing*
Hentaiyaro : "wat do u expect ? haha"
o_O
....
Know what is his 1st request on what to do with it ??
Hentaiyaro : "how do u download porn thru broadband ?"
O_o
Piggy : *cant stop rolling on the floor laughing*
Hentaiyaro : "wat do u expect ? haha"
o_O
....
