Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Aspergillus oryzae
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Recommended Automatic "Out of Office" E -mail Replies
1. I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against the
2. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on [insert date] . Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. I've run away to join a different circus.
9. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Denise' instead of 'Dennis.'
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Im Fungal Infected !! (Back dated post)
Monday, October 16, 2006
IT-UN-Savvy
how much worse can a IT-UN-Savvy user be....
Worst case scenario #1
IT-UN-Savvy user : Eh.... this mouse thing can move tat arrow thing one wor...wahhhh ...
Worst case scenario #2
IT-UN-Savvy user : ACKKK !!! ..... im sked of mouse.... give use cat/dog can or not.. dont wanto use mouse....
Worst case scenario #3
IT-UN-Savvy user : Eh boss, i plugged in the power socket, i switch on the plug, i even pushed the start button and the monitor button is already pressed... but why my screen still black one ?
Boss : oi ... putus electricity lar.....
Worst case scenario #4
IT-UN-Savvy user : Eh boss ar.... i scared my pc kena stolen ler....
Boss : wont kena stolen one lar...
IT-UN-Savvy user : emmm... nvm lar boss... but i think i can lock my pc liao...
Boss : huh.. how ?
IT-UN-Savvy user : i unplug the "key" from the pc lor.. then mai it is locked liao lor
Boss : wat the.... pc got "key" one mer ???
IT-UN-Savvy user : yaaa.... neh.. the "key-board" lar......
Boss : *faint*