Tuesday, December 04, 2007
House
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Cleaning up
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Globalisation
Friday, September 07, 2007
Gracious God
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
The Greater Good
Honey: What?
Lucius : Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo ]
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
Monday, September 03, 2007
Blog Update
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Our Local Peng
"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?"
"Apa?"
"Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia ckaap sini ada satu Chimpeng..."
"Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?"
"Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..."
"Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa?Along ka?"
"Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..? itu Chimpeng macam itu Maypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.."
Adoi... buat aku pening je..dia actually cari CIMB Bank ..
Saturday, July 07, 2007
Se7en
series, is it important? Why im asking? Coz im right nw sitting at 1
of Lovely's colleague wedding dinner, bloggin frm my k800.
Furthermore, i attended another Lovely's fren marriage registration
which was a mass marriage ceremony of 77 couples (wil post some photos
later). Utterly nonsense :-P. Ok lar i nd 2 go n 7 some food hehe
Monday, July 02, 2007
ABC Tag
Tag tag tag again....
A is for age : Young most of the time, Old when needed to be
B is for beer of choice: Flaming Moe from The Simpsons.. to feast the eye more than to drink
C is for career: Bug Catcher, wacking some sense into some users
D is for your dog's name: Sit, Stay, Roll-over, Play Dead (if i have a dog)
E is for essential item you use everyday: Oxigen
F is for favorite song (one only) at the moment: Power of Love
G is for favorite games: Captain Ball
H is for hometown: Johor to PJ to KL to PJ to Penang
I is for instruments you play: 3 chords of a Guitar & the optical mouse attached to my laptop
J is for favorite juice: H2O
K is for kids: None yet. Later lar..
L is for last hug: My booster
M is for malls: Classified under "most-densed-area-per-meter"
N is for name of your love: Read 1 Corithians 13
O is for overnight hospital stays: Accompanying Grand Father
P is for phobias: No phobias... but got lots of little terrors...
Q is for quote: Read Matthew 6:34
S is for status: Alive and kicking...
T is for things you like: "Something"
U is for underwear: DEFINITELY
V is for vegetable you love: Those with Leaves and stalks
W is for worst habit: Not depending on God
X is for x-rays you've had: 1 x-ray 0 s-ray
Y is for yummy food you know how to make: Peanut butter toast with Ham, Cheese, Tomato & Lettuce
Z is for zodiac sign: Use to believe but now think its a load of crapDont believe in tagging other ppl :p (no interesting ppl to tag anymore)
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Ikan Billis
Friday, June 29, 2007
Tai Lok Mee
Tai Lok Mee :D~ ... yummyyy
the ingredients is plentiful, the sauce extravagantly done, and the mee.... splendidly stirred fried .... only 2 words..... absolutely delicious... i have yet to find a very good tai lok mee in penang here which can rival the tai lok mee back in PJ.... i have sort of made it my mission to always go and ta pau the tai lok mee everytime i go back to KL hehehe. There was even once my family ta pau the tai lok mee from KL all the way to penang by BUS just for my devouring stomach :D hahahaha.... *slurrrpp slurrp*
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Leaving office notification
I noted that the email application my company uses does not have this function to notify that the employee already left the company in a proper way. What they did is to activate the "out of office" for that ex-employee like the below example.....
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I will be out of the office starting 06/25/2007 and will not return until 06/07/2009.
Dear Sender,
I am no longer with -company name- effective 25 June 2007. Please contact other personnel in -company name- to assist you.
Thanks & Regards,
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However, since its an inbuild "out of office" tool, you DEFINETELY have to set dates for the out of office to kick into effect... "starting 06/25/2007 and will not return until 06/07/2009".... so.... does this means the ex-employee will be coming back in July 2009 ? ;p .. i know i know.... its jst a notification.. but i jst cant help thinking tat the company have off-loaned that employee and will be expecting the ex-employee to be back in 2009 :p hehehe
What blog(s) do you read ?
2. Who's blog is always informative?
5. Who's blog would you highly recommend to others?
6. What was the funniest blog entry you read recently?
8. Which online shopping blog that you actually frequent?
9. Who are you going to tag?
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Nothing
"Nothing is what Rocks Dream about"
Friday, June 15, 2007
Book & Go
Changes to the Template
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Bailey
Friday, May 25, 2007
Engineer vs Manager
fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything you've delayed my trip even more."
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Reese Chocolate
Whats in the name of a Road ?
How do you tell the Taxi driver the road you live at if you live at the following road ....
Taxi Driver : Where you wanto go ?
You : Bring me to Jalan Mak P*ki U lah?
Taxi Driver : *Bonks Your head* No cursing !!!
You : T_T ....
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Spiderman III
episode is much better
Friday, May 11, 2007
Friday, April 27, 2007
Awesome God
Awesome God
Rich Mullins
(Our God is an awesome God)
And the Lord wasn't joking
When He kicked 'em out of Eden
When He rolls up His sleeves
He ain't just putting on the ritz
(Our God is an awesome God)
There's thunder in His footsteps
And lightning in His fists
It wasn't for no reason
That He shed His blood
His return is very close
And so you better be believing that
Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God
And when the sky was starless
In the void of the night
(Our God is an awesome God)
He spoke into the darkness
And created the light
(Our God is an awesome God)
Judgement and wrath He poured out on Sodom
Mercy and grace He gave us at the cross
I hope that we have not
Too quickly forgotten that
Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God (Our God is an awesome God)
He reigns from heaven above (He reigns from heaven above)
With wisdom, power, and love (With wisdom, power, and love)
Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
DON'T LEAVE IT ON THE DESK!!!
There was a certain Professor of Religion named Dr. Christianson, a studious man who taught at a small college in the western United States.
Dr. Christianson taught the required survey course in Christianity at this particular institution. Everyday student was required to take this course his or her freshman year, regardless of his or her major.
Although Dr. Christianson had a special student named Steve. Steve was only a freshman but was studying with the intent of going into the seminary for the ministry. Steve was popular, he was well-linked and he was an imposing physical specimen. He was now the starting center on the school football team, and was the best student in the Professor's class.
One day, Dr. Christianson asked Steve to stay after class so he could talk with him. "How many push-ups can u do?"
Steve said, "I do about 200 every night."
"200? That's pretty good Steve, "Dr. Christianson said, "Do you think you could do 300?"
Steve replied, "I don't know. I've never done 300 at a time."
"Do you think you could?" again asked Dr. Christianson
"Well, I can try," said Steve.
"Can you do 100 in sets of 10? I have a class project in mind and I need you to do about 300 push-ups in set of 10 for this to work. Can you do it? I need you to tell me you can do it!" said the Professor.
Steve said, "Well, I think I can. Yeah, I can do it."
Dr. Christianson said, "Good! I need you to do this on Friday. Let me explain what I have in mind."
Friday came and Steve got to class early and sat in the front of the room.
When class started, the Professor pulled out a big box of doughnuts. No, these weren't the normal kinds of doughnuts; they were the extra fancy BIG kind with cream centers and frosting swirls. Everyone was pretty excited it was Friday, the last class of the day, and they were going to get an early start on the weekend with a party in Dr. Christianson's class.
Dr. Christianson went to the first girl in the first row and asked, "Cynthia, do you want to have one of these doughnuts?"
Cynthia said, "Yes."
Dr. Christianson then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so that Cynthia can have a doughnut."
"Sure." Steve jumped down from this desk to do a quick ten.
Then Steve again sat in the desk. Dr. Christianson then put a doughnut on Cynthia's desk.
Dr. Christianson then went to Joe, the next person, and asked, "Joe, do you want a doughnut?"
Joe said, "Yes."
Dr. Christianson asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Joe can have a doughnut."
Steve did ten push-ups; Joe got a doughnut. And so it went, down the first aisle. Steve did ten push-ups for every person before they got their doughnut.
Walking down the second aisle, Dr. Christianson came to Scott. Scott was on the basketball team, and in as good condition as Steve. He was very popular and never lacked for female companionship.
When the professor asked, "Scott, do you want a doughnut?"
Scott's reply was, "Well, can I do my own push-ups?"
Dr. Christianson said, "No. Steve has to do them."
Then Scott replied, "No. I don't want one then."
Dr. Christianson shrugged and then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Scott can have a doughnut he doesn't want."
With perfect obedience, Steve started to do ten push-ups.
Scott said, "Hey! I said I didn't want one!"
Dr. Christianson said, "Look, this is my classroom, my class, my desk and these are my doughnuts. Just leave it on the desk if you don't want it."
And he put a doughnut on Scott's desk.
Now, by this time, Steve had begun to slow down a little. He just stayed on the floor between sets because it took too much effort to be getting up and down. You could start to see a little perspiration coming out around his brow. Dr. Christianson started down the third row. Now, the students were beginning to get a little angry. Dr. Christianson asked Jenny, "Jenny, do you want the doughnut?"
Sternly, Jenny said, "NO!"
Then Dr. Christianson asked Steve, "Steve would you do ten more push-ups so that Jenny can have a doughnut she doesn't want." Steve did ten; Jenny got the doughnut.
By now, a growing sense of uneasiness filled the room.
The students were beginning to say "NO" and there were all these uneaten doughnuts on the desks. Steve also had to really put forth a lot of extra effort to get these push-ups done for each doughnut. There began to be a small pool of sweat on the floor beneath his face, his arms and brow were beginning to get red because of the physical effort involved.
Dr. Christianson asked Robert, who was the most vocal unbeliever in the class, to watch Steve do each push-up to make sure he did the full ten push-ups in a set because he couldn't bear to watch all of Steve's work for all those uneaten doughnuts. He sent Robert over to where Steve was so Robert could count the set and watch Steve closely. Dr. Christianson started down the fourth row. During his class, however, some students from other classes had wandered in and sat down on the steps along the radiators that ran down the sides of the room. When the professor realized this, he did a quick count and saw that now there were 34 students in the room. He started to worry if Steve would be able to make it.
Dr. Christianson went on to the next person and the next and the next.
Near the end of that row, Steve was really having a rough time. He was taking a lot more time to complete each set.
Steve asked Dr. Christianson, "Do I have to make my nose touch on each one?"
Dr. Christianson thought for the moment, "Well, they're your push-ups.
You're in charge now. You can do them any way you want." And Dr. Christianson went on.
A few moments later, Jason, a recent transfer student came to the room and was about to come in when all the students yelled in one voice, "NO! Don't come in! Stay out!"
Jason didn't know what was going on. Steve picked up his head and said "No. Let him come in."
Professor Christianson said, "You realize that if Jason comes in, you will have to do ten push-ups for him."
Steve said, "Yes, let him come in. Give him a doughnut."
Dr. Christianson said, "Okay Steve, I'll let you get Jason's out of the way right now. Jason, do you want a doughnut?"
Jason, new to the room, hardly knew what was going on. "Yes," he said, "Give me a doughnut."
"Steve, will you do ten push-ups so that Jason can have a doughnut?"
Steve did ten push-ups very slowly and with great effort. Jason, bewildered was handed a doughnut and sat down.
Dr. Christianson finished the fourth row and then started on those visitors seated by the heaters. Steve's arms were now shaking with each push-up in a struggle to lift himself against the force of gravity. By this time, sweat was profusely dropping off of his face, there was no sound except his heavy breathing; there was not a dry eye in the room.
The very last two students in the room were two young women, both cheerleaders, and very popular. Dr. Christianson went to Linda, the second to last, and asked, "Linda, do you want a doughnut?"
Linda said, very sadly, "No, thank you."
Professor Christianson quietly asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Linda can have a doughnut that she doesn't want."
Grunting from the effort, Steve did ten very slow push-ups for Linda.
Then, Dr. Christianson turned to the last girl, Susan. "Susan, do you want a doughnut?"
Susan, with tears flowing down her face, began to cry. "Dr. Christianson, why can't I help him?"
Dr. Christianson, with tears of his own, said, "No, Steve has to do it alone. I have given him this task and he is in charge of seeing that everyone has an opportunity for a doughnut whether they want it or not.
When I decided to have a party this last day of class, I looked at my grade book. Steve here is the only student with a perfect grade.
Everyone else has failed test, skipped class, or offered me inferior work. Steve told me that in football practice, when a player messes up he must do push-ups. I told Steve that none of you could come to my party unless he paid the price by doing your push-ups. He and I made a deal for your sakes."
"Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Susan can have a doughnut."
As Steve very slowly finished his last push-up, with the understanding that he had accomplished all that was required of him, having done 350 push-ups, his arms bucked beneath him and he fell to the floor.
Dr. Christianson turned to the room and said, "And so it was, that our Savior, Jesus Christ, on the cross, plead to the Father, 'into Thy hands I commend my spirit.' With the understanding that he had done everything that was required of Him, He yielded up his life. And, like some of those in this room, many of us leave the gift on the desk uneaten."
Two students helped Steve up off the floor and to a seat, physically exhausted, but wearing a thin smile. "Well done, good and faithful servant," said the Professor, adding, "Not all sermons are preached in words."
Turning to his class, the Professor said, "My wish is that you might understand and fully comprehend all the riches of grace and mercy that have been given to you through the sacrifice of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He spared not only His Begotten Son, but gave Him up for us all, for the whole Church, now and forever. Whether or not we choose to accept his gift to us, the price has been paid.
"Wouldn't you be foolish and ungrateful to leave it lying on the desk?"
--Author Unknown--