It was wee early in the morning and the piggy was travelling down on one of KL's highway on his way home, flying down the stretch at around 90kmh per hour (ya ya, piggy knows he speeding, but if noone is there to block him, wat harm can ther be ?) when suddenly cars in front started to slow down in the middle lane....
Since it was a 3 lane highway, piggy thought he can speed by on the right lane, and down his foot goes on the gas paddle, but barely before the car can break the 100 mark... piggy saw a .... *drum rolls* .... well... u guess wat piggy saw....
Yup,..... u got it rite.... a road block.... not just any road block but ... a POLICE ROAD BLOCK ... weeeeeee piggy starts to panick.... did they know he was speeding ? yes ? no ? ... arghhh .... hope not.....
But they knew... and when was piggy turn to pass the block... one of the officers signalled piggy to stop to the left.... :( ......... nooooooooooooooooo .........
Worse off is that piggy still hav one outstanding rm3o0 traffic summon that he havent paid yet... oh nooooo..
One of the police office comes over and took piggy's driving license... chronology of piggy talk with the officer...
Officer: "Awak speeding at 93kmh ar... ini jalan 80kmh punya"
Piggy : "rrrr.........."
Officer: "2 bulan pergi mahkamah atau sekarang bayar rm300"
Piggy: (O.O) ".... rrr........."
Upon seeing the stunned look on piggy face..
Officer: "Kenapa ? "
Piggy: "............."
Officer: "Tak mahu mohon maaf ar ?"
Piggy: "Mau mau......tapi..."
Officer: "Kasi lima puluh lar"
Piggy: "Tapi I tak ada lima puluh wor..." T_T
Officer: "Macam tu ada berapa?"
Piggy shows his wallet to the officer....
Piggy: "................"
Officer takes the cash in piggy wallet and did a quick assessment
Officer: "Hanya lapan ringgit saje ?"
Piggy: ".............."
Officer: "Ar.. pergi saje lar"
Officer takes the cash and walks away....
O_o
Sunday, December 19, 2004
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Piggy Update
HOhoho, To all my piggy fans out ther who must be wondering wat happen to the pig blogger for no blog was blog for a looooong time.... well, heres an update... hehe
Piggy been bz lately.... hoho... K.I.S.S .... just BZ :P
well, will try to blog more often hehe
Piggy been bz lately.... hoho... K.I.S.S .... just BZ :P
well, will try to blog more often hehe
Saturday, October 30, 2004
On Fear
Fear :
An Obstacle to be overcome with Courage or Confidence.
Confidence brings courage, but over Confidence brings foolishness.
Courage without Confidence is like the blind driving a car,
Courage is only TRUE Courage when you view the obstacle with open eyes.
An Obstacle to be overcome with Courage or Confidence.
Confidence brings courage, but over Confidence brings foolishness.
Courage without Confidence is like the blind driving a car,
Courage is only TRUE Courage when you view the obstacle with open eyes.
Monday, October 18, 2004
On Being Nice
Its Nice to Be Important,
Its More Important to be Nice,
But do not be too Nice,
For you will be taken advantage off.
There is a limit on how nice one person can become.....
4 types of person with different personalities.... which would you wanto become ?
Someone who is Good and Clever ?
Someone who is Good but Foolish ?
Someone who is Bad and Smart ?
Someone who is Bad but Foolish ?
Its More Important to be Nice,
But do not be too Nice,
For you will be taken advantage off.
There is a limit on how nice one person can become.....
4 types of person with different personalities.... which would you wanto become ?
Someone who is Good and Clever ?
Someone who is Good but Foolish ?
Someone who is Bad and Smart ?
Someone who is Bad but Foolish ?
Saturday, October 02, 2004
30 minutes to maintain a relationship ?
Is 30 minutes enough time to speak your mind, thoughts, feelings to the person whom you wanted to know bout you ?
Is it suffiecient to maintain a relationship ? Especially a long distance one ?
The chu chai dont think so...... Chu Chai was calling the bear bear on his handphone and the time that he agreed with the bear bear is only 30 mins, but there is so much to talk about..... so much to know bout her..... chu chai was wooooing sad.... dripping tears .... when the time limit was almost up.... happy to chat with her... to hear her voice.... sad couldnt talk longer , couldnt c her face, have to end the call .....
How the piggy wishes that they invented a way to FAX people over to other places in a flash.... this way you can be anywhere you are and yet meet up with anyone anytime anywhere..... this reminds him of the movie show "The Time Machine" ... where the machine can fax the person back into time but at a cost of his DNA getting altered in the process.... missing liver after 10 times of using the time machine and so on..... the piggy is thinking whether he can do tat so he can see the girl ? ...... but ofcoz even if he wants to.... she wouldnt have allowed.... hahaha...
Communication is the key to maintain a relationship, once either side stops relating to each other from the heart..... there isnt any honesty in the relationship already....
Hmm..... haha.. funny thing is that she told me she went to 2 phone shops to look for a KL prepaid line, so can be easier for me to call her.... but will be a burden to change the sim cards with one phone.. hmmm..... hehe...
Is it suffiecient to maintain a relationship ? Especially a long distance one ?
The chu chai dont think so...... Chu Chai was calling the bear bear on his handphone and the time that he agreed with the bear bear is only 30 mins, but there is so much to talk about..... so much to know bout her..... chu chai was wooooing sad.... dripping tears .... when the time limit was almost up.... happy to chat with her... to hear her voice.... sad couldnt talk longer , couldnt c her face, have to end the call .....
How the piggy wishes that they invented a way to FAX people over to other places in a flash.... this way you can be anywhere you are and yet meet up with anyone anytime anywhere..... this reminds him of the movie show "The Time Machine" ... where the machine can fax the person back into time but at a cost of his DNA getting altered in the process.... missing liver after 10 times of using the time machine and so on..... the piggy is thinking whether he can do tat so he can see the girl ? ...... but ofcoz even if he wants to.... she wouldnt have allowed.... hahaha...
Communication is the key to maintain a relationship, once either side stops relating to each other from the heart..... there isnt any honesty in the relationship already....
Hmm..... haha.. funny thing is that she told me she went to 2 phone shops to look for a KL prepaid line, so can be easier for me to call her.... but will be a burden to change the sim cards with one phone.. hmmm..... hehe...
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Fainting in the LRT
September 28 2004, 08.18.32 AM (Malaysian Time) ...........
WOOT !!! Chu Chai sister fainted in the LRT today. The chu chai and chu chai sister was on their way to work from the Taman Jaya Putra LRT station , chu chai sister was sick for the last few days, didnt even go to work on the previous day.....
Chu chai and chu chai sister boarded the train at about 8.13am, chu chai was standing near the LRT door becoz he dont wanto crowd with the others for fear of his piggy toe being squished by the other passengers, chu chai sister was standing in the center of the train, holding on to the railing in the middle.
3 minutes after the train departed from the station and 2 minutes before reaching the Universiti Station, Chu chai sister turn around and grab hold of Chu chai's arm, the chu chai gives chu chai sister an inqusitive look tat says "HUH ? Anything wrong ?" , chu chai sister then says "I think im goin to faint" and turn around to face the other side.... chu chai becomes more puzzled and alot of stars and question marks circles around his head looking at chu chai sister.
Then out of a sudden, the chu je (to be refered as chu chai sister) was weak in the knees and her whole body was dropping down, the chu chai reflex was to put his hands under chu je arms, catching her from falling down. At that time chu je was still grabbing on to the railling and the train have just arrived at the Universiti Station. The chu chai wanted to take the chu je out from the train so to allow her to rest at the bench at the station, but when pushing her out of the train tat time, he faced a problem......
Chu je was holding on to the railling veli tightly, refusing to let go and with chu chai both hand holding on to her, all he can do is just keep saying "Chu je, we need to get out of the train, let go of your hand" ... but chu chai didnt know chu je was aledi unconcious, her subconcious mind was telling her not to let go of the railling. Luckily for chu chai, a passenger saw this and FORCED released chu je fingers from the railling, chu chai also no time to thank the passenger (a TQ to the kind soul at here), for chu je whole weight were aledi wearing down chu chai.
Chu chai push and forced chu je out of the train, during the whole process not one person helped chu chai and chu je stepped on chu chai sausage toe twice ..... :'( .... upon exiting the train, chu je slumped and pulled chu chai to the floor, knocking chu chai specs ..... chu chai couldnt lift chu je up (ps: refer #1) for she was quite heavy *whistles innocently* .... hahaha. 2 lady help to lift chu je up and carried her over to one of the bench.... the people upon seeing us coming over, fled like we were infested with fleas, but they have been considerate enuf to make way for my sister to rest , God bless them....
Ok folks, during this time the LRT authorities helped called an ambulance (my 1st time in an ambulance hehe) , 2 young gals who gave me a "fong yau" (wind oil or minyak angin) which at the point of exchange fled away like the devil was chasing their tails, and a lady who had a flight to kelantan later in the evening came to help massage and rub the ointment on my sister, were there to help the chu chai..... poor chu chai was blurred to the core as to wat to do in this situation ... couldnt even transform into the Super Chu Chai :(.... oooo....
#1 : The correct way to carry a fainted person isnt from the back like wat the chu chai did, the correct way is.... erm... no idea.. hahahaha... need 1st aid help here to know wats the correct way... anyone to comment on this ? ;)
Side Story
1. Chu Ma have just reached the office and was have just opened a pack of nasi lemak to be devoured, but suddenly the office phone rings. She picks up the phone unexpecting anything out of the ordinary and is suprised to hear the chu chai voice on the receiver. Chu chai relates to her bout chu je fainting in the train and is now at the Universiti station.... *poof* Super Chu Ma TRANSFORM .... she grabs her handbag and flies out of the office leaving the opened nasi lemak packet at her table and leaving one of her colleagues in the blurr.....
Flies into her car, puts the car into gear.. drops the pass card to exit the parking bay.... with the car still in motion, pushes back her car seat and droops down to search for the card..... a parking attendant was wondering why is the car moving with the driver no where in site.... chu ma suddenly realizes the error and tries to brake the car, but with the chair pushed back she couldnt reach the brakes..... pulls the emergency brake..... re-adjust everything ... and is on her way to the Universiti Hospital.
2. Chu je bf was happily in dreamland when the phone rings..... with a daze mode, he answer the call to find out is just the chu chai..... *POP POP* both of chu je bf eyes awakes when hearing chu je fainted and is at the hospital... puts on some clothes, swabs 3 slices of bread from the kitchen and gets into the car.... with one hand on the steering and the other holding the bread, he drives to the gate house where he is supposed to swipe the pass card so will open the gate for him... bt he dont have any hand.... so he BITES down on the 3 slices of bread with his mouth and swipes the card (lucky thing he didnt swipe the bread instead of the pass card..... ) with the guard looking strangely at him......
WOOT !!! Chu Chai sister fainted in the LRT today. The chu chai and chu chai sister was on their way to work from the Taman Jaya Putra LRT station , chu chai sister was sick for the last few days, didnt even go to work on the previous day.....
Chu chai and chu chai sister boarded the train at about 8.13am, chu chai was standing near the LRT door becoz he dont wanto crowd with the others for fear of his piggy toe being squished by the other passengers, chu chai sister was standing in the center of the train, holding on to the railing in the middle.
3 minutes after the train departed from the station and 2 minutes before reaching the Universiti Station, Chu chai sister turn around and grab hold of Chu chai's arm, the chu chai gives chu chai sister an inqusitive look tat says "HUH ? Anything wrong ?" , chu chai sister then says "I think im goin to faint" and turn around to face the other side.... chu chai becomes more puzzled and alot of stars and question marks circles around his head looking at chu chai sister.
Then out of a sudden, the chu je (to be refered as chu chai sister) was weak in the knees and her whole body was dropping down, the chu chai reflex was to put his hands under chu je arms, catching her from falling down. At that time chu je was still grabbing on to the railling and the train have just arrived at the Universiti Station. The chu chai wanted to take the chu je out from the train so to allow her to rest at the bench at the station, but when pushing her out of the train tat time, he faced a problem......
Chu je was holding on to the railling veli tightly, refusing to let go and with chu chai both hand holding on to her, all he can do is just keep saying "Chu je, we need to get out of the train, let go of your hand" ... but chu chai didnt know chu je was aledi unconcious, her subconcious mind was telling her not to let go of the railling. Luckily for chu chai, a passenger saw this and FORCED released chu je fingers from the railling, chu chai also no time to thank the passenger (a TQ to the kind soul at here), for chu je whole weight were aledi wearing down chu chai.
Chu chai push and forced chu je out of the train, during the whole process not one person helped chu chai and chu je stepped on chu chai sausage toe twice ..... :'( .... upon exiting the train, chu je slumped and pulled chu chai to the floor, knocking chu chai specs ..... chu chai couldnt lift chu je up (ps: refer #1) for she was quite heavy *whistles innocently* .... hahaha. 2 lady help to lift chu je up and carried her over to one of the bench.... the people upon seeing us coming over, fled like we were infested with fleas, but they have been considerate enuf to make way for my sister to rest , God bless them....
Ok folks, during this time the LRT authorities helped called an ambulance (my 1st time in an ambulance hehe) , 2 young gals who gave me a "fong yau" (wind oil or minyak angin) which at the point of exchange fled away like the devil was chasing their tails, and a lady who had a flight to kelantan later in the evening came to help massage and rub the ointment on my sister, were there to help the chu chai..... poor chu chai was blurred to the core as to wat to do in this situation ... couldnt even transform into the Super Chu Chai :(.... oooo....
#1 : The correct way to carry a fainted person isnt from the back like wat the chu chai did, the correct way is.... erm... no idea.. hahahaha... need 1st aid help here to know wats the correct way... anyone to comment on this ? ;)
Side Story
1. Chu Ma have just reached the office and was have just opened a pack of nasi lemak to be devoured, but suddenly the office phone rings. She picks up the phone unexpecting anything out of the ordinary and is suprised to hear the chu chai voice on the receiver. Chu chai relates to her bout chu je fainting in the train and is now at the Universiti station.... *poof* Super Chu Ma TRANSFORM .... she grabs her handbag and flies out of the office leaving the opened nasi lemak packet at her table and leaving one of her colleagues in the blurr.....
Flies into her car, puts the car into gear.. drops the pass card to exit the parking bay.... with the car still in motion, pushes back her car seat and droops down to search for the card..... a parking attendant was wondering why is the car moving with the driver no where in site.... chu ma suddenly realizes the error and tries to brake the car, but with the chair pushed back she couldnt reach the brakes..... pulls the emergency brake..... re-adjust everything ... and is on her way to the Universiti Hospital.
2. Chu je bf was happily in dreamland when the phone rings..... with a daze mode, he answer the call to find out is just the chu chai..... *POP POP* both of chu je bf eyes awakes when hearing chu je fainted and is at the hospital... puts on some clothes, swabs 3 slices of bread from the kitchen and gets into the car.... with one hand on the steering and the other holding the bread, he drives to the gate house where he is supposed to swipe the pass card so will open the gate for him... bt he dont have any hand.... so he BITES down on the 3 slices of bread with his mouth and swipes the card (lucky thing he didnt swipe the bread instead of the pass card..... ) with the guard looking strangely at him......
Thursday, September 23, 2004
Sausage Toe
Have you ever had your toe bandaged up like a BIG round sausage ?
Well, the Chu Chai had the priviledge to experience it.
Piggy was suffering from some toe infection caused by an ingrown toe-nail (ya !! this to remind you peeps to NOT wear tight shoes and to look after your nails) so piggy go to the clinic to had this ailment repaired.
The experience was .... umm.... fast... no pain during the removal of the whole toe nail but pain during the injection of the bius. Not one injection.... but a total of 4 - 5 painful pricks... piggy wincing in pain. But after the bius set in, the whole toe was numbed to the core, and the process was a breezed. Didnt feel anything at all, just saw a bloody toe with no nail.. hahaha.
However, the nurse and doctor wrapped up the toe like a big mumfied sausage (-_-") ... cant even fit into my size 7 1/2 slippers.. hahaha. Have to wear one slipper and jump like a poggle stick all around the place.. hahaha.
And mang, you cant imagine the pain when the bius wears off.... piggy was goin.. oooo weee wooo weee woooo weee woooooo arghhhhh ..... hahahaha.... poor piggy :'( ... but nvm ... piggy downs the pain killer and piggy is cool yeah.. piggy yeay !!
And this sums up "Sausage Toe" hehe.. so kids... dont go wearing tight things.. hehe
Well, the Chu Chai had the priviledge to experience it.
Piggy was suffering from some toe infection caused by an ingrown toe-nail (ya !! this to remind you peeps to NOT wear tight shoes and to look after your nails) so piggy go to the clinic to had this ailment repaired.
The experience was .... umm.... fast... no pain during the removal of the whole toe nail but pain during the injection of the bius. Not one injection.... but a total of 4 - 5 painful pricks... piggy wincing in pain. But after the bius set in, the whole toe was numbed to the core, and the process was a breezed. Didnt feel anything at all, just saw a bloody toe with no nail.. hahaha.
However, the nurse and doctor wrapped up the toe like a big mumfied sausage (-_-") ... cant even fit into my size 7 1/2 slippers.. hahaha. Have to wear one slipper and jump like a poggle stick all around the place.. hahaha.
And mang, you cant imagine the pain when the bius wears off.... piggy was goin.. oooo weee wooo weee woooo weee woooooo arghhhhh ..... hahahaha.... poor piggy :'( ... but nvm ... piggy downs the pain killer and piggy is cool yeah.. piggy yeay !!
And this sums up "Sausage Toe" hehe.. so kids... dont go wearing tight things.. hehe
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Last Day for Industrial Trainning ?
Its the 15th of September, Piggy & piggy frens, Siao Monkey, Ngau Ngau, & Fat Cat will be finishing their industrial trainning in the company. Having a bit of doubts on when the exact date their trainning is supposed to end, Piggy go and take a quick piggy peek on the contract allocated to him.
As per stated in the contract ".... industrial trainning for the period of 15th September 2003 to 14th September 2004 (inclusive). For this.....", hmmmm...... inclusive of 14th of September you say....... WAT !!! ??? .... 14th of SEPTEMBER ??? ....... errr..... Our last day was supposed to be yesterday ? ... oh mang...
Oh Well, after a series of SMS between Piggy, Monyet and Catsy, they decided to turn up at the office to settle things. Upon reaching the office, piggy boss starts to blabber to him bout the start of the day work without even knowing that piggy is already out of the contract or not.... Piggy tells Piggy boss, "Yo boss, yesterday was my yo piggy last day here, yo.". Piggy's boss goes... "Hah ? izit ? oh shat , ok ok, chat with ya later." And off goes piggy's boss to call the big big boss.
Big big boss tells the 4 of us, to continue working as normal, for our new contract will start from today, however we didnt have any contract to sign for HR is still processing our applications. Woooo lau yehhh, want us to work but no contract to work on..... what if they suddenly decided to just tell us after 1 week.. "Yo dudes, im sorry but HR have failed your applications, and we wont pay you the 1 week you were with us for there is no contract between you guys and the company, so sorry" *laughs mercylessly* ......
Ya, this is what we call as super-crap-bull-shit policy. Sien .... OOoo Come on piggy, you dont need this job, you can be Super Piggy !! ... .ar.... who im kidding, Piggy need to clear off piggy phone bill debt 1st.
I WILL OUTLAAST THIS !!!! GO PIGGY GO !! GO PIGGY GO !! WOooo ~~!!
As per stated in the contract ".... industrial trainning for the period of 15th September 2003 to 14th September 2004 (inclusive). For this.....", hmmmm...... inclusive of 14th of September you say....... WAT !!! ??? .... 14th of SEPTEMBER ??? ....... errr..... Our last day was supposed to be yesterday ? ... oh mang...
Oh Well, after a series of SMS between Piggy, Monyet and Catsy, they decided to turn up at the office to settle things. Upon reaching the office, piggy boss starts to blabber to him bout the start of the day work without even knowing that piggy is already out of the contract or not.... Piggy tells Piggy boss, "Yo boss, yesterday was my yo piggy last day here, yo.". Piggy's boss goes... "Hah ? izit ? oh shat , ok ok, chat with ya later." And off goes piggy's boss to call the big big boss.
Big big boss tells the 4 of us, to continue working as normal, for our new contract will start from today, however we didnt have any contract to sign for HR is still processing our applications. Woooo lau yehhh, want us to work but no contract to work on..... what if they suddenly decided to just tell us after 1 week.. "Yo dudes, im sorry but HR have failed your applications, and we wont pay you the 1 week you were with us for there is no contract between you guys and the company, so sorry" *laughs mercylessly* ......
Ya, this is what we call as super-crap-bull-shit policy. Sien .... OOoo Come on piggy, you dont need this job, you can be Super Piggy !! ... .ar.... who im kidding, Piggy need to clear off piggy phone bill debt 1st.
I WILL OUTLAAST THIS !!!! GO PIGGY GO !! GO PIGGY GO !! WOooo ~~!!
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Sunday, September 12, 2004
Perfumed Toilet Paper ?
Why arent Toilet Paper Perfumed or Scented ?
Well, for my reasoning and all, I think Toilet paper ought to be scented, perfumed by natural ingredients... like aromas from flowers or herbs ......
And upon using Perfumed Toilet Paper, our behind will smell nicer and our shit wont be called shit no more.
Some experts says that we have the technology to have achieved this great invention, but due to some conspiracy we are deprived of this advancement. The toilet paper making industry wont be able to advanced further when held back by this rule. The rule of not having any Scented Toilet Paper.
Just imaging a world where shit doesnt smells like shit, wouldnt it make everyone happier ?
You must be wondering why happier ? For the simplest of reasons, becoz during our crapping time, arent we smelling our own farce ? So if we were to smell a nice thing during our "business" , we will be uplifted morally and physically.
By the way, I hope none of you are eating curry when reading this article, and also hopes tat you guys will continue to eat curry, for even though it might resembles shit, but the big difference is that curry is made from spices while shit is made from inside us and with ammonia.
ps: Crapping is good, holding back crap isnt. That goes for only crap that comes out from the back. You can keep the crap which comes out from the front, but we cant stop crapping from the front for we are just humans & pigs. PEACE
Well, for my reasoning and all, I think Toilet paper ought to be scented, perfumed by natural ingredients... like aromas from flowers or herbs ......
And upon using Perfumed Toilet Paper, our behind will smell nicer and our shit wont be called shit no more.
Some experts says that we have the technology to have achieved this great invention, but due to some conspiracy we are deprived of this advancement. The toilet paper making industry wont be able to advanced further when held back by this rule. The rule of not having any Scented Toilet Paper.
Just imaging a world where shit doesnt smells like shit, wouldnt it make everyone happier ?
You must be wondering why happier ? For the simplest of reasons, becoz during our crapping time, arent we smelling our own farce ? So if we were to smell a nice thing during our "business" , we will be uplifted morally and physically.
By the way, I hope none of you are eating curry when reading this article, and also hopes tat you guys will continue to eat curry, for even though it might resembles shit, but the big difference is that curry is made from spices while shit is made from inside us and with ammonia.
ps: Crapping is good, holding back crap isnt. That goes for only crap that comes out from the back. You can keep the crap which comes out from the front, but we cant stop crapping from the front for we are just humans & pigs. PEACE
Saturday, September 11, 2004
Of Weeds and Life
Today I have become a human destructor machine. With my hands alone, I have taken countless living souls and threwn them into the abyss of the underdark. Well, I might have been piggy-crapping a lil, but hell yeah I believed that plants are also living souls. They breathe and they lived, so they are alived. OK, maybe they dont have a soul like us humans or pigs, but their soul is wat I call... a plant soul. Well enuf bout saying plant souls and living souls, back to the main plot.
In 3 hours, I have weed the forest that have outgrown at the back of my house, It was thriving peacefully for almost 3 months and now it have a full complement set of living creatures of all walk (except human, and any 2 legged or 4 legged creature) in it... Not to mention 2 extremely doubtful tree at a height of 2 meters. Wahahaha , laugh you might do but yes.... 2 meter high tree with a 10 cm diameter trunk.
During the deconstruction process of the overgrown garden, I stumble upon a fact.....
That everything clings on to life. The will & desire to cling on to life receeds in everything.
For during the weeding process, there are extremely stubborn grasses which no matter how much energy you put into pull it out, it just wont budged. Ofcoz I have known of this fact since long ago, but the fact shown its true meaning during that time.
We humans are fragile, we tend to forget why we are in this world, wat we are supposed to do, wat is our purpose in life ? Ofcoz not all people knows wat they wanto do with their life. Some people even loses themself when searching for themself.
Well, Dont sweat it babes, if in doubts you can come and learn to do the piggy dance from the Super Chu Chai ;) hehe... he will always welcome you with open arms and plenty of pig-poop wahhahaa.
In 3 hours, I have weed the forest that have outgrown at the back of my house, It was thriving peacefully for almost 3 months and now it have a full complement set of living creatures of all walk (except human, and any 2 legged or 4 legged creature) in it... Not to mention 2 extremely doubtful tree at a height of 2 meters. Wahahaha , laugh you might do but yes.... 2 meter high tree with a 10 cm diameter trunk.
During the deconstruction process of the overgrown garden, I stumble upon a fact.....
That everything clings on to life. The will & desire to cling on to life receeds in everything.
For during the weeding process, there are extremely stubborn grasses which no matter how much energy you put into pull it out, it just wont budged. Ofcoz I have known of this fact since long ago, but the fact shown its true meaning during that time.
We humans are fragile, we tend to forget why we are in this world, wat we are supposed to do, wat is our purpose in life ? Ofcoz not all people knows wat they wanto do with their life. Some people even loses themself when searching for themself.
Well, Dont sweat it babes, if in doubts you can come and learn to do the piggy dance from the Super Chu Chai ;) hehe... he will always welcome you with open arms and plenty of pig-poop wahhahaa.
Friday, September 10, 2004
Young & Impulsive vs Old & Patience
Ever wonder why Young people are so Impulsive and Impatient , while our older peers are so collective and calm ?
Wonder no more, the piggy is goin to tell his point of view on this.
We young people is always looking forward to live. We wanto live our day to the maxed. Ever looking forward to the day ahead of us. We have our older peers to be refered to, so we are looking up to them, wanting to be able to do wat they are doing, wanting to follow their footsteps but in our own way. We are chasing their shadows, and when once we reached their shadows our legs would have gone weary from all that running around, and so we slow down and transform into old piggies.
Young people ARE impulsive becoz we are INEXPERIENCED. Show me a young person who goes about things slowly and I will show u a person who dont look forward to living....
The mindset of a young & impulsive person upon waking up early in the morning is "Oooh Yeah !!! ANother Day .. .New things to do... New people to meet.... New activities....". They cant wait to LIVED. But the mindset of a person who takes things slowly is "oooooh.... another day..... ooo.... nothing new.... ooo... goin to be sooooo sien....". No zeist for life, No zeist for living, No zeist at all. Different Energy, Different Style, Different Mood.
People who are slow, dont have zeist for life, just like old people. Old people have already experienced more things than us, thus with every passing minute of their time, there isnt anything which they havent experienced yet (figuratively speaking ofcoz), Old people mindset is like "AR...... again ar.... nothing new.... same like last time...". But if you ever see a old person who still have the zeist for living, then catch hold of him/her to learn and borrow their spiritual energy.
So which category do you fit into ? ;) Happy Figuring it out hehehe *oink*
ps: zeist is actually spelled zest, but piggy pronounced it as zeist. Zest means Spirited enjoyment; gusto.
Wonder no more, the piggy is goin to tell his point of view on this.
We young people is always looking forward to live. We wanto live our day to the maxed. Ever looking forward to the day ahead of us. We have our older peers to be refered to, so we are looking up to them, wanting to be able to do wat they are doing, wanting to follow their footsteps but in our own way. We are chasing their shadows, and when once we reached their shadows our legs would have gone weary from all that running around, and so we slow down and transform into old piggies.
Young people ARE impulsive becoz we are INEXPERIENCED. Show me a young person who goes about things slowly and I will show u a person who dont look forward to living....
The mindset of a young & impulsive person upon waking up early in the morning is "Oooh Yeah !!! ANother Day .. .New things to do... New people to meet.... New activities....". They cant wait to LIVED. But the mindset of a person who takes things slowly is "oooooh.... another day..... ooo.... nothing new.... ooo... goin to be sooooo sien....". No zeist for life, No zeist for living, No zeist at all. Different Energy, Different Style, Different Mood.
People who are slow, dont have zeist for life, just like old people. Old people have already experienced more things than us, thus with every passing minute of their time, there isnt anything which they havent experienced yet (figuratively speaking ofcoz), Old people mindset is like "AR...... again ar.... nothing new.... same like last time...". But if you ever see a old person who still have the zeist for living, then catch hold of him/her to learn and borrow their spiritual energy.
So which category do you fit into ? ;) Happy Figuring it out hehehe *oink*
ps: zeist is actually spelled zest, but piggy pronounced it as zeist. Zest means Spirited enjoyment; gusto.
Strange Meeting
Something Unbelievable Happen today....
I was on my way back from work, I had taken out the bible to read abit on the LRT train, and had interchanged at the KL Sentral station. I had just boarded the KTM train, when this guy sat directly in the seat infront of me. He carries with him a book that looks like a journal but it looks exactly like the book im holding. The markings on the side is exactly the same as the book I was holding.
Bare in mind tat i didnt hold a bible before and dont even know one when i c it, but he straight away noticed it. Only when he starts to smile and give me "flashes" then I start to realize he was holding a bible too. He introduce himself but I didnt really caught his name, and he says he is surprised to c someone holding a bible also.
He is an Anglican pastor from Medan, Indonesia on his way to Puchong to preach to a group of Indian Anglicans. He has been a christian for 20 years. At 1st he thought I was a christian, when he heard otherwise I can c that he was surprised. But then we start to talk it was like we've known each other before hand.
A veli strange meeting if your were to ask me....
Same Boarding station, Same train, Same Carriage,
Sitting Opposite me, Holding the same Book as me,
Same Disembarking station....
Is this a sign ?
I was on my way back from work, I had taken out the bible to read abit on the LRT train, and had interchanged at the KL Sentral station. I had just boarded the KTM train, when this guy sat directly in the seat infront of me. He carries with him a book that looks like a journal but it looks exactly like the book im holding. The markings on the side is exactly the same as the book I was holding.
Bare in mind tat i didnt hold a bible before and dont even know one when i c it, but he straight away noticed it. Only when he starts to smile and give me "flashes" then I start to realize he was holding a bible too. He introduce himself but I didnt really caught his name, and he says he is surprised to c someone holding a bible also.
He is an Anglican pastor from Medan, Indonesia on his way to Puchong to preach to a group of Indian Anglicans. He has been a christian for 20 years. At 1st he thought I was a christian, when he heard otherwise I can c that he was surprised. But then we start to talk it was like we've known each other before hand.
A veli strange meeting if your were to ask me....
Same Boarding station, Same train, Same Carriage,
Sitting Opposite me, Holding the same Book as me,
Same Disembarking station....
Is this a sign ?
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Guilt from Unable to Control oneself
OOOOOOOOooooooooo
I woke up tired like a dead zombie having slept for not more than 8 hours in the pass 2 days.
During my awakening, I was tempted to know how much was my mobile phone outstanding bill amount, and thus I used the "M-Billing" fro mthe Maxis services to send a sms to request the outstanding amount.
I was expecting an amount of like 300 or so.... but the amount returned SHOCKED me, I have incurred a total amount of RM 730++, WOO LAU YEH..... Im soooooooooo dead.
Have to cut back on calling the girl on the phone already. Mang.... Im goin to DIE an early death.
You might be askin, how in gods name did I reached this amount ? Well, simple to say, the itchy finger cant stop pressing the "call" button on the mobile phone to the girl who is always on his mind.... And the calling rates from my phone to the other line , is at an amount of rm24++ per hour.
So , Figurely speaking.... I have called and talk to her a total of 30 hours or so....
ANd im soooo dead..... Peace be with you
I woke up tired like a dead zombie having slept for not more than 8 hours in the pass 2 days.
During my awakening, I was tempted to know how much was my mobile phone outstanding bill amount, and thus I used the "M-Billing" fro mthe Maxis services to send a sms to request the outstanding amount.
I was expecting an amount of like 300 or so.... but the amount returned SHOCKED me, I have incurred a total amount of RM 730++, WOO LAU YEH..... Im soooooooooo dead.
Have to cut back on calling the girl on the phone already. Mang.... Im goin to DIE an early death.
You might be askin, how in gods name did I reached this amount ? Well, simple to say, the itchy finger cant stop pressing the "call" button on the mobile phone to the girl who is always on his mind.... And the calling rates from my phone to the other line , is at an amount of rm24++ per hour.
So , Figurely speaking.... I have called and talk to her a total of 30 hours or so....
ANd im soooo dead..... Peace be with you
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Who hurts us the most ?
During seminar tat I attend later in the day, the speaker was implying a fact that I cant seem to bear..... A simple thought that not much of us have even care to think more bout it....
The People who you love most will hurt you the most.
Upon this phrase, a flood of emotions and thoughts invaded my heart and soul.
For this is just a simple sentence with deep meaning. When comes a time to grieviance, we often forget we are loved by the person we are about to hurt. The words we says, the action we do, the images we projects, we more than often dont think of the consequences when we interact with the person who loves us, and vice versa when the person who we loves interact with us.
We as normal "beings" tends to forget this little facts, facts which caused the world to be topsy-turvy, facts as simple as this... think about it....
The People who you love most will hurt you the most.
Upon this phrase, a flood of emotions and thoughts invaded my heart and soul.
For this is just a simple sentence with deep meaning. When comes a time to grieviance, we often forget we are loved by the person we are about to hurt. The words we says, the action we do, the images we projects, we more than often dont think of the consequences when we interact with the person who loves us, and vice versa when the person who we loves interact with us.
We as normal "beings" tends to forget this little facts, facts which caused the world to be topsy-turvy, facts as simple as this... think about it....
Monday, September 06, 2004
Fate & God
Does fate exist ?
Who destines who is supposed to meet who ?
How should we ever know that the person we have infront of us is the person destined for us ?
Will we ever know ?
If i believed that GOD is the one who destines us one person, and we are to search for that person, does that mean I believe in god ? No... wait... I do believed in god.... but which god do i believed in ? The buddhists have their own gods, the Hindus have their own gods, the Christian have their own gods, how many gods are ther ?
Well, I for one believed in one GOD , a god.... who I believed exist, he (yes, is a guy, my big bro) is there for me when I start to doubt the world, but I believed this god exist in my friends also, part of him is with them, helping me, sharing with me, loving me, being there for me...... the god i know also helps reassures me in time of doubt like in the supernatural and all, and also helps me reassures myself.
But god ... if u r out ther ? ... can give me some hints ? For I have no ideas on wat to do in my situation.... Im in a veli strange relationship, one in which the girl and I connected on a veli special level, she thinks what i thinks, She feels wat i feels, she sense wat i sense, a mind alike, we even scares ourselves sometimes for wat we wanto say and think is the same as each other...... knowing someone on such a level, that without even saying.. the minds just connects with each other...... is tat a good thing ? .... wat do i feel for her u would ask ...... its funny.... i know i like her.... but its not love... not yet at tat stage.... i know i miss her.... i always think of her..... but do i really feel for her ? ....
So many uncertainties, so many descriptive improbalities, but there is seemingly like a mutual bond between us. Is god testing me ? Tempting me with such a precious person like this to be showered with my love... or is he just showing me my future with someone like her but not her ?
OMG.... (btw its not Oh My God its Oh Mi Gawd) , The thoughts and emotions that feels me is overpowering, I cant stop thinking if this will work or not..... she is just waiting for my answer for she already knows what she wants from her other half.... but me... me.... ever uncertain ... the Blurred Piggy ..... I need god......
Who destines who is supposed to meet who ?
How should we ever know that the person we have infront of us is the person destined for us ?
Will we ever know ?
If i believed that GOD is the one who destines us one person, and we are to search for that person, does that mean I believe in god ? No... wait... I do believed in god.... but which god do i believed in ? The buddhists have their own gods, the Hindus have their own gods, the Christian have their own gods, how many gods are ther ?
Well, I for one believed in one GOD , a god.... who I believed exist, he (yes, is a guy, my big bro) is there for me when I start to doubt the world, but I believed this god exist in my friends also, part of him is with them, helping me, sharing with me, loving me, being there for me...... the god i know also helps reassures me in time of doubt like in the supernatural and all, and also helps me reassures myself.
But god ... if u r out ther ? ... can give me some hints ? For I have no ideas on wat to do in my situation.... Im in a veli strange relationship, one in which the girl and I connected on a veli special level, she thinks what i thinks, She feels wat i feels, she sense wat i sense, a mind alike, we even scares ourselves sometimes for wat we wanto say and think is the same as each other...... knowing someone on such a level, that without even saying.. the minds just connects with each other...... is tat a good thing ? .... wat do i feel for her u would ask ...... its funny.... i know i like her.... but its not love... not yet at tat stage.... i know i miss her.... i always think of her..... but do i really feel for her ? ....
So many uncertainties, so many descriptive improbalities, but there is seemingly like a mutual bond between us. Is god testing me ? Tempting me with such a precious person like this to be showered with my love... or is he just showing me my future with someone like her but not her ?
OMG.... (btw its not Oh My God its Oh Mi Gawd) , The thoughts and emotions that feels me is overpowering, I cant stop thinking if this will work or not..... she is just waiting for my answer for she already knows what she wants from her other half.... but me... me.... ever uncertain ... the Blurred Piggy ..... I need god......
Sunday, September 05, 2004
9-4-8 in kantonese
Piggy was on the road, jst like another simple piggy .... nothing more nothing less.... when suddently this black stylish van jst fly across piggys lane .... another typical inconsiderate driver (sien) ... anyway.. i noticed the plate number to be XOIC 948, then i say out the plate number out loud in cantonese.... XOIC gau sei pat , my sister who was with me tat time on hearing me, said gau si fatt (playing ass in cantonese) ...... LOL :D ... poor tat fella who drove tat car.... hehe....
P E A C E to 9 4 8 !!!
P E A C E to 9 4 8 !!!
Saturday, September 04, 2004
The Start of Oinking time begins
Woo... I got my own blog site... hmm... wat to blog.. wat to blog....
Why does people blog anyway ? Is it anyting special ? hmmm ... a question to ponder.
Well... 1st blog up up and away.. hehe.. Happy blogging super Chu Chai :D
Why does people blog anyway ? Is it anyting special ? hmmm ... a question to ponder.
Well... 1st blog up up and away.. hehe.. Happy blogging super Chu Chai :D