Perfumed Toilet Paper ?

Why arent Toilet Paper Perfumed or Scented ?

Well, for my reasoning and all, I think Toilet paper ought to be scented, perfumed by natural ingredients... like aromas from flowers or herbs ......
And upon using Perfumed Toilet Paper, our behind will smell nicer and our shit wont be called shit no more.

Some experts says that we have the technology to have achieved this great invention, but due to some conspiracy we are deprived of this advancement. The toilet paper making industry wont be able to advanced further when held back by this rule. The rule of not having any Scented Toilet Paper.

Just imaging a world where shit doesnt smells like shit, wouldnt it make everyone happier ?
You must be wondering why happier ? For the simplest of reasons, becoz during our crapping time, arent we smelling our own farce ? So if we were to smell a nice thing during our "business" , we will be uplifted morally and physically.

By the way, I hope none of you are eating curry when reading this article, and also hopes tat you guys will continue to eat curry, for even though it might resembles shit, but the big difference is that curry is made from spices while shit is made from inside us and with ammonia.

ps: Crapping is good, holding back crap isnt. That goes for only crap that comes out from the back. You can keep the crap which comes out from the front, but we cant stop crapping from the front for we are just humans & pigs. PEACE