Today Piggy got too Cold again...
Status for the day is :
Im a colored, flavored ice confection with one or two flat sticks for a handle (Pop-si-cle)
Later on Yahoo with Blowing-Wind...
Blowing-Wind : "ur quote for today a bit dirty minded la"
Piggy thinks for a moment at his quote.... and it hits him..
Piggy : "OMG OMG OMG ROFL"
Piggy : "eh eh eh.. I didnt think of it tat way ler.. when you told me I only noticed. Goto www.dictionary.com and search for the word Popsicle"
Blowing-Wind : "nvm, i wont tell anyone ;)"
Piggy : "LOL, you go search 1st,then u know where i get tat status msg"
Piggy : "then .... erm... who is dirty minded ? ... the one who saw wat it was supposed to be ? or the one who put up a msg who didnt know wat it was ? :P"
Blowing-Wind : "cheh! dirty dirty dirty :P"
Piggy : ":P u dirty minded lar, not me.. I didnt think of it tat way :P"
Which brings Piggy to the point of...
Perversion only exist in the mind, not in the context
;)
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Monday, May 30, 2005
Limitations
limitation on the mind is just a limitation on your imagination.
limitation on your imagination is just the limitation on your creativity.
limitation on your creativity is limitation on your thoughts.
limitation on your thoughts is limitation on your emotions.
limitation on your emotions is limitations of your heart.
Open up the heart and you Open up your mind
limitation on your imagination is just the limitation on your creativity.
limitation on your creativity is limitation on your thoughts.
limitation on your thoughts is limitation on your emotions.
limitation on your emotions is limitations of your heart.
Open up the heart and you Open up your mind
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Comfort Zone
Comfort Zone
by: Author Unknown, Source Unknown
by: Author Unknown, Source Unknown
I use to have a Comfort Zone
Where I knew I couldn't fail
The same four walls of busy work
Were really more like jail.
I longed so much to do the things
I'd never done before,
But I stayed inside my Comfort Zone
And paced the same old floor
I said it didn't matter,
That I wasn't doing much
I said I didn't care for things
Like diamonds, furs and such
I claimed to be so busy
With the things inside my zone,
But ddep inside I longed for
Something special of my own.
I couldn't let my life go by,
Just watching others win.
I held my breath and stepped outside
And let the change begin.
I took a step and with new strength
I'd never felt before,
I kissed my Comfort Zone "goodbye"
And closed and locked the door.
If you are in a Comfort Zone,
Afraid to venture out,
Remember that all winners were
At one time filled with doubt.
A step or two and words of praise,
Can make your dreams come true.
Greet your future with a smile,
Success is there for you !
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Credit Cards
Ooo I just caught 5xMom blog on this and I totally agree on her ideals, and coincidentally Piggy just had a debate with his fren on yahoo earlier in the day, it started off with she asking how much I was earning....
Fren : "Ooo... then now can get credit card liao lor ;)"
Piggy : "Nah, I dont intend to get a credit card"
Fren : "Why not ? You can advance payment mar"
Piggy : "Ya, but the interest can kill you one, interest 18% you know ?"
Piggy : "Lets say you charge 100 dollars to your card, if you dont pay by end of next month, it will be 118 and in 2 months time it will be 139.24"
Fren : "But wont happen 1 mar, If you pay on time"
Piggy : "Still dont understand why you need a card for, credit cards are NOT a necessity"
Fren : "But no need to carry so much cash when wanto go shopping mar"
Piggy : "Even better mar like tat, coz since you no need to carry much cash, then you no need to shop so much, then you can save more lor"
Piggy : "With a credit card you wont know how much you using"
Fren : "No ler, I will surely know how much I spend one"
Piggy : "Ya, your card will have a voice recording that will say "You have used RM200 so far, advised to stop spending" like tat ar ?"
Fren : "..."
Piggy just dont agree to get a credit card if your finances is not "worthy" (hmm is this the word i wanto use ? lol nvm nvm :P), and banks this days offer those 2 year monthly fees to be waived. After using the card for 2 years and accumulating those points, the human greed will kicks in and refuse the rational mind to just cancel off the card. Why not canceling the card you ask ? Becoz when the Human greed see the many points he/she has, they will surely YEARN for more points so that they can get the most expensive item, isnt it so ?
Nah... dont agree with it, ever since Piggy learned that Banks are legalized loan sharks that are here to siphon our money out and not help us at all (-_-") grrrrr
Later in the day.... over yahoo messenger again..
Piggy : "NO TO CREDIT CARDS !!! NO TO CREDIT CARDS !!!"
Fren : "Yes to Credit cards ! yes to credit cards"
Piggy : "Heh , but today the government say is planning to increase the standard requirements to get a credit card wor... must have monthly salary of RM3500 then only can get, HOHOHOHO kikikiki :P :P :P"
Fren : "..... errr ...."
Piggy : "HOhohoho Kikikiki Hohoho ROFL ROFL"
Fren : "Nevermind !! I can get Supplementary Card !! HOHOHO :P :P :P"
Piggy : "..... wah lao... (-_-") ... "
Fren : "Ooo... then now can get credit card liao lor ;)"
Piggy : "Nah, I dont intend to get a credit card"
Fren : "Why not ? You can advance payment mar"
Piggy : "Ya, but the interest can kill you one, interest 18% you know ?"
Piggy : "Lets say you charge 100 dollars to your card, if you dont pay by end of next month, it will be 118 and in 2 months time it will be 139.24"
Fren : "But wont happen 1 mar, If you pay on time"
Piggy : "Still dont understand why you need a card for, credit cards are NOT a necessity"
Fren : "But no need to carry so much cash when wanto go shopping mar"
Piggy : "Even better mar like tat, coz since you no need to carry much cash, then you no need to shop so much, then you can save more lor"
Piggy : "With a credit card you wont know how much you using"
Fren : "No ler, I will surely know how much I spend one"
Piggy : "Ya, your card will have a voice recording that will say "You have used RM200 so far, advised to stop spending" like tat ar ?"
Fren : "..."
Piggy just dont agree to get a credit card if your finances is not "worthy" (hmm is this the word i wanto use ? lol nvm nvm :P), and banks this days offer those 2 year monthly fees to be waived. After using the card for 2 years and accumulating those points, the human greed will kicks in and refuse the rational mind to just cancel off the card. Why not canceling the card you ask ? Becoz when the Human greed see the many points he/she has, they will surely YEARN for more points so that they can get the most expensive item, isnt it so ?
Nah... dont agree with it, ever since Piggy learned that Banks are legalized loan sharks that are here to siphon our money out and not help us at all (-_-") grrrrr
Later in the day.... over yahoo messenger again..
Piggy : "NO TO CREDIT CARDS !!! NO TO CREDIT CARDS !!!"
Fren : "Yes to Credit cards ! yes to credit cards"
Piggy : "Heh , but today the government say is planning to increase the standard requirements to get a credit card wor... must have monthly salary of RM3500 then only can get, HOHOHOHO kikikiki :P :P :P"
Fren : "..... errr ...."
Piggy : "HOhohoho Kikikiki Hohoho ROFL ROFL"
Fren : "Nevermind !! I can get Supplementary Card !! HOHOHO :P :P :P"
Piggy : "..... wah lao... (-_-") ... "
Brrrrrrrrrrr
You Know its TOO COLD in your office when ....
1. You purposely go to the toilet to warm your hands under the hand blower
2. You have to warm your hands 1st under the hand blower before you can go and take a piss (this for guys only :P)
3. Your clothes also feel cold and will need the toilet hand blower to warm it up
4. When the cold water from the toilet tap is even warmer than your hands
5. You filled a water tumbler of hot boiling water so that you can hold it close to your ears or your face to just spread the warmth to your face
6. The water tumbler becomes your next best booster that you hugs dearly
7. The water tumbler of hot boiling water becomes plain cold water in 20 minutes
8. All the hairs including the Hard-gel hair on your head starts to stands up
9. Your nipples starts to perk up even wearing 2 shirts
10. When you overheard that someone requested the air-conditioner to churn at 18 degrees celcius
Anyone care to add ?
ps: Piggy is being serious here.. Piggy is one cold pork chop lol
pps: Jacket ? NAH !!! Have you ever seen a pig wearing a jacket ? No ? DAMN RIGHT !!! :D :PpPpp
1. You purposely go to the toilet to warm your hands under the hand blower
2. You have to warm your hands 1st under the hand blower before you can go and take a piss (this for guys only :P)
3. Your clothes also feel cold and will need the toilet hand blower to warm it up
4. When the cold water from the toilet tap is even warmer than your hands
5. You filled a water tumbler of hot boiling water so that you can hold it close to your ears or your face to just spread the warmth to your face
6. The water tumbler becomes your next best booster that you hugs dearly
7. The water tumbler of hot boiling water becomes plain cold water in 20 minutes
8. All the hairs including the Hard-gel hair on your head starts to stands up
9. Your nipples starts to perk up even wearing 2 shirts
10. When you overheard that someone requested the air-conditioner to churn at 18 degrees celcius
Anyone care to add ?
ps: Piggy is being serious here.. Piggy is one cold pork chop lol
pps: Jacket ? NAH !!! Have you ever seen a pig wearing a jacket ? No ? DAMN RIGHT !!! :D :PpPpp
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Brash Lashing
Today the pig have lashed out harshly at a innocent person, aiks... must be feeling frust at the system problems... but still was at wrong though... Pig must have got fed up by the same question all the while :P
Innocente : "os hang, wat problem ? cm also slow ?"
*OS = Open System , short form being called for the Informix 4GL platform being used at Piggy company here.
*CM = Content Manager, a document managing system.
Piggy : "os hang ?"
Innocente : "yes"
Piggy : "u sure or not ? Slow or Hang ? Hang means cannot move wor"
Innocente : "slow, sorry"
Piggy : "then its not hang, lol"
*being sarcastic :P
Innocente : "n the cm also same, slow"
Piggy : "slow ?"
Innocente : "yeap, slow, why slow ler ? can it be fast ar ?"
*Here is where piggy starts to go crapping liao.. bad piggy..
Piggy : "slow coz many things running mar. Wan fast can..."
Piggy : "u petition into finance, ask them to supply IT wit 1 billion dollar to upgrade the system ;), then c if they approve or not..."
*veli sarcastic with the 1 billion dollar remark
Innocente : "apalah"
*apalah = malay for "what lah"
Piggy : "OFCOZ lar. u ar asking for a system tat hardware aledi to the maximum and the users and requirements are increasing daily but not the power or the resources it has"
Innocente : "ic..."
Piggy : "how to faster... u sud know mar, basic flow of requirements..."
*sense the frustration ? :P
Piggy : "as time goes by more demand is required but the system still the same. last time u guys process 200 cases a day, system was fast... today u guys process 1000 cases a day and u expect system to be the same ar ?.... how can...."
*been trying to explain this a gazzilion times
Innocente : "ok ok lar, sorry lar"
Piggy : "soli ar, i veli bz, so veli frust, coz keep monitoring the stupid system.. grrrrr.. i also want it to be fast.. if it fast.. u guys wont complain.. then i less work... but cannot.. :P"
*realizes being sarcastic and bad... tries to apoligize
Innocente : "sorry lar"
Piggy : "nvm lar, its ok, jst wanto make sure u understand wat i facing :P"
*tries to salvage for some pity
Innocente : "ok, i also dun wan to push u, cos i just a clerk, got to finish my work n let them checking, so that like tat lo"
*was countered by this and got dumb-founded, this line is called the "user dilema"
Piggy : "yalor , i know. aiks .. stupid management... lol"
*tries to blame on the management lol
Innocente : "yup"
Soli soli Innocente soli ar !! Piggy being brash at the moment.. aiks... frustrated coz users always ask the same questions lol... fed up abit liao... ok ok .. more than abit :P
Innocente : "os hang, wat problem ? cm also slow ?"
*OS = Open System , short form being called for the Informix 4GL platform being used at Piggy company here.
*CM = Content Manager, a document managing system.
Piggy : "os hang ?"
Innocente : "yes"
Piggy : "u sure or not ? Slow or Hang ? Hang means cannot move wor"
Innocente : "slow, sorry"
Piggy : "then its not hang, lol"
*being sarcastic :P
Innocente : "n the cm also same, slow"
Piggy : "slow ?"
Innocente : "yeap, slow, why slow ler ? can it be fast ar ?"
*Here is where piggy starts to go crapping liao.. bad piggy..
Piggy : "slow coz many things running mar. Wan fast can..."
Piggy : "u petition into finance, ask them to supply IT wit 1 billion dollar to upgrade the system ;), then c if they approve or not..."
*veli sarcastic with the 1 billion dollar remark
Innocente : "apalah"
*apalah = malay for "what lah"
Piggy : "OFCOZ lar. u ar asking for a system tat hardware aledi to the maximum and the users and requirements are increasing daily but not the power or the resources it has"
Innocente : "ic..."
Piggy : "how to faster... u sud know mar, basic flow of requirements..."
*sense the frustration ? :P
Piggy : "as time goes by more demand is required but the system still the same. last time u guys process 200 cases a day, system was fast... today u guys process 1000 cases a day and u expect system to be the same ar ?.... how can...."
*been trying to explain this a gazzilion times
Innocente : "ok ok lar, sorry lar"
Piggy : "soli ar, i veli bz, so veli frust, coz keep monitoring the stupid system.. grrrrr.. i also want it to be fast.. if it fast.. u guys wont complain.. then i less work... but cannot.. :P"
*realizes being sarcastic and bad... tries to apoligize
Innocente : "sorry lar"
Piggy : "nvm lar, its ok, jst wanto make sure u understand wat i facing :P"
*tries to salvage for some pity
Innocente : "ok, i also dun wan to push u, cos i just a clerk, got to finish my work n let them checking, so that like tat lo"
*was countered by this and got dumb-founded, this line is called the "user dilema"
Piggy : "yalor , i know. aiks .. stupid management... lol"
*tries to blame on the management lol
Innocente : "yup"
Soli soli Innocente soli ar !! Piggy being brash at the moment.. aiks... frustrated coz users always ask the same questions lol... fed up abit liao... ok ok .. more than abit :P
Monday, May 16, 2005
Pig-gi-in
Cheesy is how life is ought to be, melt under the sun, sticky with problems and stinks with time, but still as delicious as ever as time goes by
Friday, May 13, 2005
To Know Something is Better than Knowing Nothing
Lovely have not long ago started working in her 1st Company when she heard that her sub-section is going to be audited by the Company's Internal Auditor. She have to be prepared to answered questions towards her job roles and tasks her sub-section does for the Company. Lovely's senior is currently in US and hence the tasks of being audited falls on her, she's being in the company for less than 2 months.
Lovely : "I have totally no idea on the audit"
Lovely : "Grrrrr, All half-half"
Piggy : "Lovely ar, usually ler..... Knowing Half of Nothing is better than Knowing Nothing"
Piggy : "At least you know mar, Correct ?" ;)
Lovely : "You always think the positive" :P
Piggy : "Haiyor, you just less than 2 months work at your company there, how to know all ler ?"
Piggy : "I start do my job that time, 3 months also dont know all yet"
Piggy : "If that time Auditor come ask me.. I lagi worst than you"
Piggy : "If he starts to ask me this and that I will tell him to ask Tai Lou" :PpP
Piggy : "So u know half is better than knowing nothing"
Lovely : :P
Hehehe, Super Pig to the rescue again, weeeeeeeee wooo weeee (^^)
Lovely : "I have totally no idea on the audit"
Lovely : "Grrrrr, All half-half"
Piggy : "Lovely ar, usually ler..... Knowing Half of Nothing is better than Knowing Nothing"
Piggy : "At least you know mar, Correct ?" ;)
Lovely : "You always think the positive" :P
Piggy : "Haiyor, you just less than 2 months work at your company there, how to know all ler ?"
Piggy : "I start do my job that time, 3 months also dont know all yet"
Piggy : "If that time Auditor come ask me.. I lagi worst than you"
Piggy : "If he starts to ask me this and that I will tell him to ask Tai Lou" :PpP
Piggy : "So u know half is better than knowing nothing"
Lovely : :P
Hehehe, Super Pig to the rescue again, weeeeeeeee wooo weeee (^^)
Differences of Simple & Real Friends
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you HAVE an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
*Source via Circulated Email from a Friend
How True is it ? ^^
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you HAVE an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
*Source via Circulated Email from a Friend
How True is it ? ^^
Pig-gi-in
Listen to your beating heart, It says.... You Are ALIVE !!
*side note*
Piggy got a response from his childhood buddy about this random thought.. NIcknamed as Bakemono (Japanese for Monster) coz he wanto terrorize young girls heart lol
Bakemono : "Nope, I cant hear my own beating heart"
Piggy : "You cant ?"
Bakemono : "Nope, dont have a stestoscope, unless I call someone else to listen for me lar :P"
Piggy : *Roll eyes coz know he meant his gf to hear his heartbeat :P*
Piggy : "Haha, no lar... got another way one mar.. do like what Van Gough did lor.. hehe"
Bakemono : "WHat Van Gough did ?"
Piggy : "He cut off his ears mar"
Bakemono : "Lol, why he did tat ?"
Piggy : "Aiyo, so he can hear his own heartbeat mar !! LOL :PpPp"
*Actually he didnt, and I just found out why :P
*side note*
Piggy got a response from his childhood buddy about this random thought.. NIcknamed as Bakemono (Japanese for Monster) coz he wanto terrorize young girls heart lol
Bakemono : "Nope, I cant hear my own beating heart"
Piggy : "You cant ?"
Bakemono : "Nope, dont have a stestoscope, unless I call someone else to listen for me lar :P"
Piggy : *Roll eyes coz know he meant his gf to hear his heartbeat :P*
Piggy : "Haha, no lar... got another way one mar.. do like what Van Gough did lor.. hehe"
Bakemono : "WHat Van Gough did ?"
Piggy : "He cut off his ears mar"
Bakemono : "Lol, why he did tat ?"
Piggy : "Aiyo, so he can hear his own heartbeat mar !! LOL :PpPp"
*Actually he didnt, and I just found out why :P
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Pickpocket
No... wasnt Piggy that kena pickpocket or Piggy IS the pickpocket.. it was Piggy's lil imoto (japanese for little sister) which was the victim this time... aiks ... my imoto was devastated , but luckily her purse didnt have much inside, among the valuable things lost are:
1. MyKad - Malaysian's Chip based Identity Card
2. Driving license
3. 20 ringgit
4. MMU Student Card - Cost bout RM60 to replace it
5. Maybank ATM Card
6. BCBB ATM Card
7. Resident's Identity Card
8. Resident's Gate Access Card - Dont know how much to replace this
Where ? When ? How ? What ?
Where : Midvalley Commuter Station -> KL Sentral Commuter Station -> Petaling Commuter Station
When : Today, May 12th 2005 6.00pm - 7.00pm
How & What
6.00pm - Bought ticket at Midvalley station
6.05pm - Placed purse into bermuda pants side pocket
6.07pm - Waits for Train heading toward KL Sentral with other tons of passengers [Rush Hour]
6.15pm - Boards train with the other passengers pushing, shovelling and jostling around [Rush Hour]
6.20pm - Disembarks at KL Sentral and interchanged to the other Platform [Rush Hour]
6.23pm - Waits for Train heading toward Pelabuhan Klang with other tons of passengers [Rush Hour]
6.33pm - Boards train with the other passengers pushing, shovelling and jostling around [Rush Hour]
6.48pm - Disembarks at Petaling Station and walks a 7 minute long road back home
6.55pm - Reaches Home Sweet home
6.57pm - Realizes Purse not with her
Poor lil Imoto of mine... Brought her to the Police station later in the nite to make a RM2 Police report. Hmmm Piggy wonders if police stations around the world also charges a fee to process police reports made by common folks like us... *ponder ponder*
Piggy actually thought of dispensing a few pointers to avoid being pickpocket but.. he is only goin to provide this piece of advice to all you folks out there...
BE MORE CAUTIOUS OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS WHEN SURROUNDED BY MANY "INDIGENIOUS" PERSONNELS
1. MyKad - Malaysian's Chip based Identity Card
2. Driving license
3. 20 ringgit
4. MMU Student Card - Cost bout RM60 to replace it
5. Maybank ATM Card
6. BCBB ATM Card
7. Resident's Identity Card
8. Resident's Gate Access Card - Dont know how much to replace this
Where ? When ? How ? What ?
Where : Midvalley Commuter Station -> KL Sentral Commuter Station -> Petaling Commuter Station
When : Today, May 12th 2005 6.00pm - 7.00pm
How & What
6.00pm - Bought ticket at Midvalley station
6.05pm - Placed purse into bermuda pants side pocket
6.07pm - Waits for Train heading toward KL Sentral with other tons of passengers [Rush Hour]
6.15pm - Boards train with the other passengers pushing, shovelling and jostling around [Rush Hour]
6.20pm - Disembarks at KL Sentral and interchanged to the other Platform [Rush Hour]
6.23pm - Waits for Train heading toward Pelabuhan Klang with other tons of passengers [Rush Hour]
6.33pm - Boards train with the other passengers pushing, shovelling and jostling around [Rush Hour]
6.48pm - Disembarks at Petaling Station and walks a 7 minute long road back home
6.55pm - Reaches Home Sweet home
6.57pm - Realizes Purse not with her
Poor lil Imoto of mine... Brought her to the Police station later in the nite to make a RM2 Police report. Hmmm Piggy wonders if police stations around the world also charges a fee to process police reports made by common folks like us... *ponder ponder*
Piggy actually thought of dispensing a few pointers to avoid being pickpocket but.. he is only goin to provide this piece of advice to all you folks out there...
BE MORE CAUTIOUS OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS WHEN SURROUNDED BY MANY "INDIGENIOUS" PERSONNELS
Fundamentals of Winning a Competition
Piggy chatting with Kiahami (Hokkien for Scared of What), Piggy's long time best bud on the MSN messenger...
Kiahami : "I'm gonna play badminton for training company!"
*Kiahami is currently undergoing a 14 weeks training in a local company, part of his course requirement
Piggy : "hahahaha, really ?"
Piggy : "but u know shit of badminton wor..."
*Kiahami sux at badminton, dont even think he knows how to keep score in the game... he isnt much into sports but he used to be in our secondary high school volleyball team.. on the substitute bench... better than nothing though :P
Kiahami : "yes i know shit, u guys always shit"
Piggy : "hahaha"
Piggy : "then u sud come join us on saturdays liao, play badminton wit us. You want ?"
Kiahami : "well...this saturday is the tournament.."
Piggy : "WAT !! So fast ??" *lol*
Kiahami : "yalah, last minute notice ler.."
Piggy : "lol, why choose u wan ?"
Kiahami : "bcoz i'm handsome, young, successful n athletic"
*Piggy admit, he is handsome (or maybe hamsap :P) in a smart way, age 23.. yap.. young, successful... only at stating that he is successful :P .... athletic... he is tall, and quite fit, having a half-swimmers body (imagine those olympic swimmers but jst a portion of them :P) even though he doesnt swims (told you that he used to be in the volleyball team)
Piggy : "ROFL ROFL ROFL" (Piggy had to roll 3 times and not just once for the added dramatics :P)
Piggy : "HAHAHA, U R FARNEE"
Piggy : "then how ?, you know shit of badminton ler..."
Kiahami : "let's just hope my opponent know ass of badminton..."
Piggy : "HAHAHAHAHA, Agree !!!"
LOL :PpP pure Kiahami, hope he managed to get some practice or training before that day.. hehe.
Fundamentals of Winning a competition :
You need to have more SHIT than your opponents ASS can handle.
(^@^)
Kiahami : "I'm gonna play badminton for training company!"
*Kiahami is currently undergoing a 14 weeks training in a local company, part of his course requirement
Piggy : "hahahaha, really ?"
Piggy : "but u know shit of badminton wor..."
*Kiahami sux at badminton, dont even think he knows how to keep score in the game... he isnt much into sports but he used to be in our secondary high school volleyball team.. on the substitute bench... better than nothing though :P
Kiahami : "yes i know shit, u guys always shit"
Piggy : "hahaha"
Piggy : "then u sud come join us on saturdays liao, play badminton wit us. You want ?"
Kiahami : "well...this saturday is the tournament.."
Piggy : "WAT !! So fast ??" *lol*
Kiahami : "yalah, last minute notice ler.."
Piggy : "lol, why choose u wan ?"
Kiahami : "bcoz i'm handsome, young, successful n athletic"
*Piggy admit, he is handsome (or maybe hamsap :P) in a smart way, age 23.. yap.. young, successful... only at stating that he is successful :P .... athletic... he is tall, and quite fit, having a half-swimmers body (imagine those olympic swimmers but jst a portion of them :P) even though he doesnt swims (told you that he used to be in the volleyball team)
Piggy : "ROFL ROFL ROFL" (Piggy had to roll 3 times and not just once for the added dramatics :P)
Piggy : "HAHAHA, U R FARNEE"
Piggy : "then how ?, you know shit of badminton ler..."
Kiahami : "let's just hope my opponent know ass of badminton..."
Piggy : "HAHAHAHAHA, Agree !!!"
LOL :PpP pure Kiahami, hope he managed to get some practice or training before that day.. hehe.
Fundamentals of Winning a competition :
You need to have more SHIT than your opponents ASS can handle.
(^@^)
Sunday, May 08, 2005
A Day for Mums
Oh Happy day ~!!
Its Mother's Day !!
A day to thank Mum for being our mums ;)
Without them we wouldnt even be living in this world also hehe.
Thank you Mummy !! You are the greatest. Piggy love Piggy's mum alot *muaks*
25 She is clothed with strength and dignity;
she can laugh at the days to come.
26 She speaks with wisdom,
and faithful instruction is on her tongue.
27 She watches over the affairs of her household
and does not eat the bread of idleness.
28 Her children arise and call her blessed;
her husband also, and he praises her:
29 "Many women do noble things,
but you surpassed them all."
30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
31 Give her the reward she has earned,
and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.
Proverbs 31:25-31
Piggy's lil Sis composed this poem on a custom made pink card for Piggy Mum's :
Home Made Mother Day card - Front
Home Made Mother Day card - Back
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Mommie momie,
You are my mother and my Friend,
Which is unusual.
Somehow our characthers must blend;
your wisdom and will.
I turn, and you are there for me;
I speak, you understand.
I feel cared for, but also free;
you lead but don't command.
Mommie, momie,
I'm fortunate that I was born,
To have someone just like you,
I love you, not just my mom,
But for what you are and do.
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Wishing A Happy Mother's Day to all Mummies in the world, God Bless ;)
Its Mother's Day !!
A day to thank Mum for being our mums ;)
Without them we wouldnt even be living in this world also hehe.
Thank you Mummy !! You are the greatest. Piggy love Piggy's mum alot *muaks*
25 She is clothed with strength and dignity;
she can laugh at the days to come.
26 She speaks with wisdom,
and faithful instruction is on her tongue.
27 She watches over the affairs of her household
and does not eat the bread of idleness.
28 Her children arise and call her blessed;
her husband also, and he praises her:
29 "Many women do noble things,
but you surpassed them all."
30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
31 Give her the reward she has earned,
and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.
Proverbs 31:25-31
Piggy's lil Sis composed this poem on a custom made pink card for Piggy Mum's :
Home Made Mother Day card - Front
Home Made Mother Day card - Back
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mommie momie,
You are my mother and my Friend,
Which is unusual.
Somehow our characthers must blend;
your wisdom and will.
I turn, and you are there for me;
I speak, you understand.
I feel cared for, but also free;
you lead but don't command.
Mommie, momie,
I'm fortunate that I was born,
To have someone just like you,
I love you, not just my mom,
But for what you are and do.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wishing A Happy Mother's Day to all Mummies in the world, God Bless ;)
Friday, May 06, 2005
Thursday, May 05, 2005
05.05.05 Fever
Today Many a people is veli "ecstatic" that its an "especial" day... but piggy dont think so.. LOL... dont know why... but to piggy unless this day falls on a "auspicous" event, then piggy will only consider it as an "especial" day. For example, if today is to fall on my wedding day , or on a birthday, or on .... you get the idea liao lar :P
Received this greeting message from some friends...
New years come and go.. But today is a special day, because 05.05.05 comes only once in 1000 years and coinciding with 'Thursday(5th Day of the week) comes once in 7000 yrs It happens only once in our lifetime, Wishing you a wonderful day.
Piggy was ROFL when piggy fren out of the sudden message him on the yahoo messenger... the following are direct excepts from the conversation....
Fren : "3 minutes to go"
Piggy : "huh ? to wat ?"
Fren : "yr digital clock will read 05:05,05.05.05 this will never happen again in our lifetime! "
Piggy : ROFL
Fren : "now is 5.03pm.. "
Piggy : ROFL "HAHAHAHA"
Piggy : "who say will never happen again ?"
Piggy : "i say i can make it 05:05,05.05.05 when ever i want "
Fren : "tat is not true 1... "
Piggy : "but u say .. "yr digital clock will read 05:05,05.05.05 this will never happen again in our lifetime!" "
Piggy : "my digital clock can read wat ever time i want it to read "
Fren : *sticks out tongue*
Piggy : ROFLMAO
Later..... at 5.05pm
Fren : "happy 05:05,05.05.05"
Piggy : ROFL ROFL ROFL
:PpPpp
Received this greeting message from some friends...
New years come and go.. But today is a special day, because 05.05.05 comes only once in 1000 years and coinciding with 'Thursday(5th Day of the week) comes once in 7000 yrs It happens only once in our lifetime, Wishing you a wonderful day.
Piggy was ROFL when piggy fren out of the sudden message him on the yahoo messenger... the following are direct excepts from the conversation....
Fren : "3 minutes to go"
Piggy : "huh ? to wat ?"
Fren : "yr digital clock will read 05:05,05.05.05 this will never happen again in our lifetime! "
Piggy : ROFL
Fren : "now is 5.03pm.. "
Piggy : ROFL "HAHAHAHA"
Piggy : "who say will never happen again ?"
Piggy : "i say i can make it 05:05,05.05.05 when ever i want "
Fren : "tat is not true 1... "
Piggy : "but u say .. "yr digital clock will read 05:05,05.05.05 this will never happen again in our lifetime!" "
Piggy : "my digital clock can read wat ever time i want it to read "
Fren : *sticks out tongue*
Piggy : ROFLMAO
Later..... at 5.05pm
Fren : "happy 05:05,05.05.05"
Piggy : ROFL ROFL ROFL
:PpPpp
Pig-gi-in
In time of doubt, trust not wat you think but trust in wat you feel [Doubt is the mind killer]
