Fundamentals of Winning a Competition

Piggy chatting with Kiahami (Hokkien for Scared of What), Piggy's long time best bud on the MSN messenger...

Kiahami : "I'm gonna play badminton for training company!"

*Kiahami is currently undergoing a 14 weeks training in a local company, part of his course requirement

Piggy : "hahahaha, really ?"
Piggy : "but u know shit of badminton wor..."

*Kiahami sux at badminton, dont even think he knows how to keep score in the game... he isnt much into sports but he used to be in our secondary high school volleyball team.. on the substitute bench... better than nothing though :P

Kiahami : "yes i know shit, u guys always shit"
Piggy : "hahaha"
Piggy : "then u sud come join us on saturdays liao, play badminton wit us. You want ?"
Kiahami : "well...this saturday is the tournament.."
Piggy : "WAT !! So fast ??" *lol*
Kiahami : "yalah, last minute notice ler.."
Piggy : "lol, why choose u wan ?"
Kiahami : "bcoz i'm handsome, young, successful n athletic"

*Piggy admit, he is handsome (or maybe hamsap :P) in a smart way, age 23.. yap.. young, successful... only at stating that he is successful :P .... athletic... he is tall, and quite fit, having a half-swimmers body (imagine those olympic swimmers but jst a portion of them :P) even though he doesnt swims (told you that he used to be in the volleyball team)

Piggy : "ROFL ROFL ROFL" (Piggy had to roll 3 times and not just once for the added dramatics :P)
Piggy : "HAHAHA, U R FARNEE"
Piggy : "then how ?, you know shit of badminton ler..."
Kiahami : "let's just hope my opponent know ass of badminton..."
Piggy : "HAHAHAHAHA, Agree !!!"

LOL :PpP pure Kiahami, hope he managed to get some practice or training before that day.. hehe.

Fundamentals of Winning a competition :
You need to have more SHIT than your opponents ASS can handle.

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