Brash Lashing

Today the pig have lashed out harshly at a innocent person, aiks... must be feeling frust at the system problems... but still was at wrong though... Pig must have got fed up by the same question all the while :P

Innocente : "os hang, wat problem ? cm also slow ?"
*OS = Open System , short form being called for the Informix 4GL platform being used at Piggy company here.
*CM = Content Manager, a document managing system.
Piggy : "os hang ?"
Innocente : "yes"
Piggy : "u sure or not ? Slow or Hang ? Hang means cannot move wor"
Innocente : "slow, sorry"
Piggy : "then its not hang, lol"
*being sarcastic :P
Innocente : "n the cm also same, slow"
Piggy : "slow ?"
Innocente : "yeap, slow, why slow ler ? can it be fast ar ?"
*Here is where piggy starts to go crapping liao.. bad piggy..
Piggy : "slow coz many things running mar. Wan fast can..."
Piggy : "u petition into finance, ask them to supply IT wit 1 billion dollar to upgrade the system ;), then c if they approve or not..."
*veli sarcastic with the 1 billion dollar remark
Innocente : "apalah"
*apalah = malay for "what lah"
Piggy : "OFCOZ lar. u ar asking for a system tat hardware aledi to the maximum and the users and requirements are increasing daily but not the power or the resources it has"
Innocente : "ic..."
Piggy : "how to faster... u sud know mar, basic flow of requirements..."
*sense the frustration ? :P
Piggy : "as time goes by more demand is required but the system still the same. last time u guys process 200 cases a day, system was fast... today u guys process 1000 cases a day and u expect system to be the same ar ?.... how can...."
*been trying to explain this a gazzilion times
Innocente : "ok ok lar, sorry lar"
Piggy : "soli ar, i veli bz, so veli frust, coz keep monitoring the stupid system.. grrrrr.. i also want it to be fast.. if it fast.. u guys wont complain.. then i less work... but cannot.. :P"
*realizes being sarcastic and bad... tries to apoligize
Innocente : "sorry lar"
Piggy : "nvm lar, its ok, jst wanto make sure u understand wat i facing :P"
*tries to salvage for some pity
Innocente : "ok, i also dun wan to push u, cos i just a clerk, got to finish my work n let them checking, so that like tat lo"
*was countered by this and got dumb-founded, this line is called the "user dilema"
Piggy : "yalor , i know. aiks .. stupid management... lol"
*tries to blame on the management lol
Innocente : "yup"

Soli soli Innocente soli ar !! Piggy being brash at the moment.. aiks... frustrated coz users always ask the same questions lol... fed up abit liao... ok ok .. more than abit :P