The Last 2006 "Sensible" Working Day

Today will be the last "Sensible" Working day for the year 2006. Tomorrow will be dubbed as the Last "illogical" Working day hehehe. Ya... illogical :p... for now... coz tomolo will be the last working saturday :D ... my company just announced a new 5 work day per week policy beginning next year :D.. hehhee

 

Happy Last "Sensible" Working Day & for those working tomorrow I also wish you guys a Happy Last "Illogical" Working Day :D

zzz-lap-top-guy

wow... u would not believe this... zzz-lap-top-guy is not only zzz-ing all the time.. but ... he comes late to office (half an hour late everyday) ... nvm.. come late also can.. but come late and then straight zzz at his place there... lol... not more than 15 minutes he sit at his chair and he can doze off... ROFL

-_-" sigh... hopeless

Sleeping while working

You know, its really bad of me if i would to glance every now and then at my next door colleague just to check whether if he is dozing off or not ... :p ...

Well, i cant help it, he just loves to doze off even though the whole office is buzzing with alot of projects and all.. lol .. sooner or later he is going to get himself into trouble...

well.. until then... we will denote him as "zzz-lap-top-guy" ... and will keep u guys updated on his progress.. :p

oh yeah.. zzz-lap-top-guy is a new member to the team.... should be reaching his 1st month if im not mistaken...

Equations

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Iserud

If you do not know wat it is.... its a slang i just heard used to describe the id a person uses to accessing into the system....

 

Me : Goto the website.. then logon to the server...

User : wait wait... ah.. the website loaded liao.... wait wait.. let me key in my I-SER-UD....

Me : O_o ...

 

Answer

I came upon this webpage when i was googling for Jitra...


Dont noticed anything ? ... here.. a better one... read the underlined in red...


Now... you know where to find sek-si girls...

Other World Marriage

And in the news today.... a couple was wed in the afterlife .... WOW !! .. u ask me how ? .. i also dont know wat to say...

Somemore the bride and bridegroom to be :

1. Have not yet met each other

2. Were buried in same cemetary

3. The bridegroom would be 49 years old and the bride would be 38 years old

4. Send the marriage information to their families via dreams

So peeps.... you guys dont need to worry bout not being able to get married in this life already ....

you guys still can get married when u guys cross over also...

somemore dont need to meet each other yet one...

aiya... but you all know waht ? .. since they already can send information to their families for the request to get married.. why didnt they give their families 4D number to buy to pay for that marriage wor... poor resource management... sheesshh

Vegetarian Fruit

I overheard this while buying fruits from a fruit vendor after dinner during the Nine Emperor Gods Festival...

Auntie : Eh.... is this Fruit vegetarian ?

Fruit Vendor : yay... this fruit is vegetarian... veli safe to eat..

Me : O_o

Its strange you know.... that a fruit can be seperated into vegetarian and non-vegetarian fruit.

Aiya... how come a fruit is a vegetarian one ? .. lol somemore prior to asking one of my colleagues who ate only vegetarian during this period.... he told me tat ginger is not considered a vegetable as becoz its an ingredient to enhance the flavour of a dish and not a main vegetable dish itself.....

I wonder if they will try to make vegetarian fruit from flour... hmmm..... strange.. :p

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I cant seem to find anything to write....

Aspergillus oryzae

No... its no some sort of Asparagus... its a fungus...

Thats what it was stated in the lab report....

 

Definition from Wikipedia states that Aspergillus oryzae is a fungus used in Chinese and Japanese cuisine which ferments soybeans to produce miso and soy sauce. The fungus is also used by both cultures to saccharify rice, potatoes and grains for fermentation in the making for sake, shochu, and huangjiu.

O_o

Yeahh !! What the... i got fungi-ed by a soya bean !!! -_-" ... worst case scenario.... when i dipped my toe into water it will be transformed into Soya Bean juice... lol :p ... anyone wants free soya bean juice ? :D

Furthermore .... its only considered a "occasionally pathogenic" fungi.... -_-" ... why me? why kena a part-time fungus ? ... die.... now doc put me back on the pulse medicine for 1 week long... uggh... however good news is that i have no more ingrown toenail.. just a veli purplish toe from all the castellanis paint lol... im now a purple one-toed pig :p

doctors appointment again in another month...

Recommended Automatic "Out of Office" E -mail Replies

1. I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against the

wall. Your message will be replied to once I have reached a level of numbness sufficient to cloud my vision to the point I am able to formulate an appropriate response to your request.

2. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I

fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of

the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on  [insert date] . Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. I've run away to join a different circus.

9. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Denise' instead of 'Dennis.'

 

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Im Fungal Infected !! (Back dated post)

September 20th 2006 

 

Ya.... thats wat the doctor told me when i go consult her on removing the ingrown toe nail i have... 

My toe kena infected by some fungus which was the caused of the ingrown toe nail... and no matter how many times i have my toe nail removed if the fungus is still there.... the toe nail will never grow back normally...  

Now i have to eat some anti-fungal medicine and apply some iodin to killed it for 1 whole week... then after 3 weeks only re-consult her to check if the toe nail is cured or not....  

*faint* 

hopefully this will cure it forever after doing all this... 

Oh yeah.... i submitted a tiny clipping from my infected toe nail to the hospital laboratory .. lol ... to identify the type of fungus growing in it... :p 

and the consultation fees are way way expensive ... *faint*

 

Laboratory Fees : 28

Consultation Fee : 40

Hospital Fee : 38

Medicine : 79 

Total = 185

 

O_o

IT-UN-Savvy

how much worse can a IT-UN-Savvy user be....

Worst case scenario #1
IT-UN-Savvy user : Eh....  this mouse thing can move tat arrow thing one wor...wahhhh ...

Worst case scenario #2
IT-UN-Savvy user : ACKKK !!! ..... im sked of mouse.... give use cat/dog can or not.. dont wanto use mouse....

Worst case scenario #3
IT-UN-Savvy user : Eh boss, i plugged in the power socket, i switch on the plug, i even pushed the start button and the monitor button is already pressed... but why my screen still black one ?
Boss : oi ... putus electricity lar.....

Worst case scenario #4
IT-UN-Savvy user : Eh boss ar.... i scared my pc kena stolen ler....
Boss : wont kena stolen one lar...
IT-UN-Savvy user : emmm... nvm lar boss... but i think i can lock my pc liao...
Boss : huh.. how ?
IT-UN-Savvy user : i unplug the "key" from the pc lor.. then mai it is locked liao lor
Boss : wat the.... pc got "key" one mer ???
IT-UN-Savvy user : yaaa.... neh.. the "key-board" lar......
Boss : *faint*

Promotion....

No.. i didnt get a promotion..

However i just heard my friend in my ex-company have already risen to a managerial post...

And it sort of tick off a jealousy button in me... lol ... this from someone who dont looks much at high posts :p

But this is because he and me used to join my ex-company at the same time... then we advance quite well together.. except he ending in the other team and i going to another team....

 

And then i left my ex-company.. while he still sticks on ..

Now... my post is still not a managerial post & yet he already achieved it...

 

Lord, Let me not have a heart of jealousy,

Chasing after something as frivilous as a worldly recognition,

I thank you Lord for leading me away from worldly temptation,

where the devil in the form of corporation will mislead me from your word,

where in doing so i might have not known you.

Thank you Lord, for you are so good to me. Amen.

 

Its hard not to feel jealous, when someone who was the same of you became better than you.

This even happened to our Lord Jesus when he was preaching back in his hometown.

 

Matthew 13:54-57

 54Coming to his hometown, he began teaching the people in their synagogue, and they were amazed. "Where did this man get this wisdom and these miraculous powers?" they asked. 55"Isn't this the carpenter's son? Isn't his mother's name Mary, and aren't his brothers James, Joseph, Simon and Judas? 56Aren't all his sisters with us? Where then did this man get all these things?" 57And they took offense at him.But Jesus said to them, "Only in his hometown and in his own house is a prophet without honor."

 

The same ppl in his own hometown couldnt believe his words as when hear his teachings saying stuff like ..isnt this guy the same guy who grown up among us, did we not know him before ?

Its the same for us also, when someone we know, and is better than us, when we actually thought we are equal... but we failed to see that God's blessing is different for each and everyone of us.... and that many a times.. we will take "offense" on our friends becaused of this.... May God guide each and everyone of us to a better understanding among others....

Solving issues...

 

Its funny you know ....

 

My current company and my previous company have this issue which will duplicate the printing of some files... in my previous company.... we cannot do much to solve it

 

I thought by leaving the company, i have left the ghost behind...

But the ghost still follows diligently.... this shows that ghosts will be ghosts and will haunt u no matter where you go.... so hard it is to leave a problem behind...

 

No history is called history without remembrance...

 

However.... this time... i have killed the ghost ... YEAHH !! :D

 

I fixed the problem ... yea... I ... :D .. *cheers*

 

Bye bye printing-duplicate-issue-ghost hehehe

Captain Ball

Phew....

 

We have just finished the 1st Playoff for our Inter Church Captain Ball event.... and guess wat ? :D ... we won our 1st 2 games ... woot !!! ..

 

The Score Chart

 

TLBC 12 : 2 CCC

GNBC 9 : 4 PBC

GNBC 3 : 0 CCC

TLBC 7 : 7 PBC

 

Ofcoz based off this chart you all should know which church i was part of :p hehehe

 

These games are to foster a better inter-church among the churches ... and praise god we really did :)

 

Next Upcoming games :

 

TLBC vs GNBC

PBC vs CCC

3rd vs 4th placing

1st vs 2nd placing

 

Pray to god that we will have fun in his glorious grace :D ..

 

 

Malaysian Hell

A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen.

 

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Does priority need to be given ?

 

Just read this on TheStar ... with the headlines ... Ensure more bumis in information communications technology... 

 

I shalt not comment on this but just point out some quotes stated in the article...

 

I think these are bad quotes....

 

"given priority in new sectors such as biotechnology and information communications technology (ICT), to ensure they are not left behind"

 

"don't want to see the workforce and technologists favouring only certain races in Malaysia"

 

"not reflecting the real composition of the population"

 

Good quotes...

 

"need to move forward and make it our priority to facilitate the creation of more bumiputras in the ICT sector"

 

"do not want handouts but the opportunity to succeed on a much more level playing field"

 

Im not sure where this article is targeting.... but i think it contradicts... what do you think ?

 

 

I need a new Handphone...

 

Between a Original Sony Ericsson K750i for RM850-900 and a AP Sony Ericsson W810i for RM1100.... which is a better deal ?

 

Oh yeah... i purposely wanto snap photos only with the camera... not sure if the W810i is good for taking photos or not .....

 

Anyone ?

Good bye, Mom ...

It looks like a sad  story.................but do continue reading to
the end!.............It a  lesson to learn..................

I was walking through the supermarket  to pick up a  few things when I noticed an old lady following me around.  Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. Finally I went to the  checkout line, but she got in front of me.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm  sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you  look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," I said  to her, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As  I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mom?' It would make me feel so much  better."

"Sure," I said. An odd request, but no harm would come of it.  

As the old woman was leaving, I called out, "Good Bye,  Mom!"

As I stepped up to the checkout counter, I saw that my total  was
$1027.50.

"How can that be?" I asked, "I only purchased  a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk. 
 

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Si Lai Piggy

 

Please visit SI-LAI PIGGY

Dont know how come she become Si-Lai Piggy already.... O_o lol.. but nvm... Si-Lai Piggy it is....

 

Her link -> http://crapings.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/

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Just testing ok ? :p

 

Ya ya... you all long time no hear me ... i know :p...

The Week That was.... Part 2

25th February

My colleagues took me out to lunch at Segambut... apparingly to a famous seafood mee stall... came out in the newspaper also... ofcoz... i didnt know until then :p

Famous Segambut Seafood Mee Stall

I ordered the plain soup seafood mee, as advised by my colleague for the richness the soup flavoured by the seafood... The others had Curry and Tom Yam (which taste like asam laksa, and which i so called named it in the pic :p)...

Plain Soup Seafood Mee
Laksa Seafood Mee
Curry Seafood Mee

Each bowl cost 12 bucks... ya... a hefty sum, but its worth it.... it had shrimps, have a few big tiger prawns, cockels, clams, oysters.... WOW..... and its a VELI BIG BOWL.... fulling mang !! :D ... i was a stuffed pig.. hehe. THanks Soo Soo, Pig Brother, Cow, and Wee man !! :D

25th February & 26th February

As time is short as i need to go loook at a car.... im just goin to post this...

My Cousin Sis Wedding

CONGRATULATIONS to my COUSIS SISTER !! May you have a blessed Marriage and Life :)

Yap... she got married :D and as you can see... her husband is darn tall... i hugged him and .... i feel like my hugging a tree.... mang... their kids will be veli tall... O_o...

26th & 27th February

IM IN PENANG !!!!!

The Week That was....

19th February

Some of my close frens took me to TGIF, Section 14 PJ to celebrate my farewell but.... i was suprised when they also sprang a birthday suprised on me... O_o ... darn them... i was made to sing lemon tree, do a speech but the worst... to blow out my birthday cake inbetween my legs...

TGIF Pi-chotoes-sumthing

But I had a hell of a time, and the food was great... thanks Siao Monkey, Nite, Pig Sister, Pig Sister's lil sister, Baby Dino, and Froggy :D You guys are the best !! Hugs !!

21st February

Enjoyed my last Day In my 1st Company that I have worked for 2 n half years... said my good byes, and also was treated a nice Lunch of Nasi Tomato at Penang House, Alamanda. The Nasi

Yummy licious Nasi Tomato with Rendang

I went to work with a BIG SMILLING FACE, its like IM FREE, hehehe.. ofcoz i feel sad leaving my frens behind... leaving the place i worked for a long time.... never easy to leave sumthing which you have been doing for a long time.... and for eveliday... My dear colleagues... wish you all the best and thanks alot of being with me :D.. it was a nice time working with you all... you know who u r :p

The place i slaved

22nd February

Relaxed at home.... no work.... watched 2 dvds and played computer the whole day.. hahaha

23rd February

Relaxed at Home, go to lowyat to buy a DKU-5 Cable (nokia connectivity cable) ... which costs me RM70 -_-" ... also bought a Sony Erikson J200i charger for RM25, got myself a ADSL modem .. D-Link 500T ... 1 port modem/hub for RM128... got myself 2 DVD - Monster Inc & The Exorcism of Emily Rose both for RM26.... and also bought 50 pcs of CDRs of 99 min for RM48

Total Spend in 1 Hour less = RM297

24th February

Struggled installing the stupid DKU-5 cable to connect my handphone to my PC.... go back to Lowyat to get some consultation... seller gave me a diffulties application installation cd which didnt have the installation for the Cable to PC driver... -_-"
wasted my time only... kanasai... but after that... YEAY !! i can port my pictures over to my pc hehe... if u didnt realized... this whole blog posting pictures if from my handphone camera.. kekeke

To be continued....

Our Habits

"Sow a Behaviour and Reap a Habit,

Sow a Habit and Reap a Personality,

Sow a Personality and Reap a Fate"


"If You Sow to your own Flesh, You will Reap Corruption to your Soul"
[Galatians 6:7-8]


In the beginning you cultivate habit but at the end, Habits mould you.


Our habits are what we are, but ofcoz the habits can be cultivate to our own liking, only if we want ourself to be who we think we ought to be...


Point to Ponder :

1) Are you cultivating the "Right" habits ?
2) Are the Current Habits the "Right" habits ?
3) Can Old Habits be change .... At all ?

Hrmmmmm

Resignation

Piggy Company

Dear Sir,


Please accept this letter as my formal notice of resignation from Piggy Company effective 4 weeks notice from today. Estimation of my last day would be on 28th February subject to HR. The associations I've made during my employment here will truly be memorable for years to come.


I hope a four-week notice is sufficient for you to find a replacement for me. If I can help to train my replacement or tie up any loose ends, please let me know.


Thank you very much for the opportunity to work here.


Sincerely

Chu Chai


.....
...

Yes... I have resigned... Wish me best of luck :D

Now only pondering where I sud go.... hrmmm Choices.. Choices.... :P

Sick Inbetween

Darnnnn....

Im Sick.... but Im not tat sick... sick but not tat sick.. UGGH... cant get a MC if i wanto ... mang... i dont feel like working.... :(

Existence

EXISTENCE is PRIOR to the ESSENCE

Self-Actualization

It is better to critize ownself than to wait for others to critize you

Pig-gi-in

ANYTHING that you WANT to do, that you THINK you can do, CAN be DONE.

Pepper spray

Piggy's imoto have just flown to Australia for a 1 month industrial trainning come holiday stinct at there. The ever considerate lovely have told piggy to purchase a pepper spray for her on her behalf (for her own self defense), and piggy tried to hunt one down in Guardian Pharmacy Store near Petaling Street.

Piggy hoping to save time hunting for the pepper spray approached a sales lady in the store...

Piggy : "Eh Kak, Sini ada jual Pepper spray ker ?"
Translated : "Eh Sister, here got sell pepper spray ?"
Kakak : "Kat kashier sana"
Translated : "At the cashier"

Piggy slaunts to the cashier...

Piggy : "The Kak say here got pepper spray ar"
Cashier : "Pepper spray for the hair ?"
Piggy : O_o *dumbstrucked* "..... err... no .. for self-defense..."
Cashier : "Oh..."

........

When did we start having pepper spray for the HAIR ?? not to mention how its supposed to do anything to the hair... maybe its a extra strong gel come conditioner... i dont know.... hahaha

lol :P

ok ok .. back to work.. :P

Pig driver on request ... apparently

Apparently im a driver for ex-trainees tat used to work with me...
so far i got 2 requests to Fetch them or their frens... -_-" ...

Case 1

*ring ring*
Called ID shows Ex-Trainee 1 handphone no
Piggy : "Ermm.. Alo ?" *have no idea why he is being contacted*
Ex-Trainee 1 : "Wooi, can you come fetch me ?"
Piggy : "Har???...." *blur*
Ex-Trainee 1 : "Come Fetch me lar"
Piggy : "Ehh... OOI !! you got the correct Pig or not ?"
Ex-Trainee 1 : O_o "ehhh ? oops.. hahaha soli soli soli.. kekeke..."
*dud dud dud*
Piggy : (-_-")

Case 2
*treeeeet tweet*
Incoming SMS from Ex-Trainee 2
Ex-Trainee 2 SMS : "Can you Fetch 'Ex-Trainee 2 frens name' ?"
Piggy : O_O
Piggy SMS to Ex-Trainee 2 : "Wrong Pig. I dont know 'Ex-Trainee 2 frens name' ler"
Ex-Trainee 2 SMS : "Oops, soli. Wrong person"
Piggy : (-_-")

Is it me or am I in demand to be a drebar or taxi-driver or something ? .... Well i mean i wont mind fetching but at least give me something that is "fetchable" ... meaning... you need to keep in touch with this pig at least once or twice a month before i will PERSONALLY fetch u :P

unless ofcoz its an emergency :P

First Day of 2006

Its the 1st Day of the Year... the New Year... hehe... Year Two Thousand Six.

You know... eveli year, ppl ask me wats my New Year Resolution....

People : "Eh Pig, wats your New Year Resolution ?"
Piggy : "Ermmmm...."

Ok... see the reluctance to answer ? Its caused I cant stick to my New Year resolutions.... I been making new year resolution since i was small until the age of 14... thats when i stopped making them... because i dont seem to be able to keep to them and at the age of 15... I dont see the reason of making them if i cant seem to keep them....

Some ppl i know jst make them and then at the end of the year, look and reflect on them... well.... im not sure bout me... but mayb i can try this year though... but not sure wat to start with..

I remember making empty resolutions like... get better grades, study harder, save more... lose kg's ... but... do i meet them ? ..NOPE.. kakaka.. mayb im those self-reverse engineered kind of people where instead of accomplishing the task head on.. i reverse all the things that need to be done...

get better grades becomes get lousy grades
study harder becomes play harder
save more becomes spend more
lose kg's becomes add kg's

see the contradiction ? hrmmm this cant do... im not sure if i sud make me resolutions or not this year... but i do know wat i wanted to do...

commit myself to god...
and hope he can keep me whole in him...

Heck... lets see if i can make one on my blog and keep to it.. hehe

New Year Resolution for 2006 for the Super Chu Chai

1. Pay off my PTPTN Loan which is bout 5 grand
2. Save bout 300 a month which amounts to 3.6 grand at the end of this year
3. Have myself Purified by the end of the year
4. Keep to my promises to my frens and family
5. Go on a holiday with Lovely for 5 days to RELAX
6. Join a Cell group and attend ALL meetings

Trying to stick to things i can keep to and adhere to... seem to be running out.. hahaha

7. ....

There is no 10 New Year resolutions ... i cant seem to think wat i can do or want it to happen.. mm... maybe its caused im sked to fail ? mmm maybe.... caused as you can see... im sticking to realistic resolutions.. things i foresee myself doing and commiting and have already planned.... :P still considered it as resolutions ? hehehe :P

How bout you lil piggies ? What do you think of New Year resolutions ?
Do you lil piggies keep to them ?

Let me know... :P