WARMMMM !!!

ARghhh its sooo warm... if you are wondering... im in the office on this day.. which is a saturday... from 11am... and i got another 7 hours more to go .. -_-" but 7 hours is still ok .. if there is AIR..... but nooooooo... im stuck in a pressurized WARM office where the air-con have stopped since 2pm .... arghhh

WARMM !!!
WARMMM !!!

Rescue Mission 101 - Sequence 28911c

Hentaiyaro asked piggy to do sumthing for him.... one of the documents have been checked out by a system id and i need to help him checked it in...

Hentaiyaro : *give number*
Piggy : "Incoming..."
Hentaiyaro : "Document checked out, Help."
Hentaiyaro : "Tell me when done.."
Piggy : "Executing Rescue Mission Document 101"
Piggy : "Sequence 28911c activated"
Piggy : "Stand By to Engage"
Piggy : *dood*
Piggy : "Engaging"
Piggy : *dong dong dong dong dong dong*
Piggy : *ka-splat*
Piggy : "Engagement Successfull"
Piggy : "Number of Casualties 4"
Piggy : "Number of Fatalities 0"
Piggy : "Disengaging"
Hentaiyaro : "nice stats"
Piggy : "Sequence 28911c De-activated"
Piggy : "Rescue Mission 101 Successful"
Piggy : "Please commence"
Hentaiyaro : "thabnks"
Piggy : "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Piggy : "soli, im nuts :P"
Hentaiyaro : "i know, hahaha , too much OT"

hehehe.. yeah... nuts... Im still in the office and i still need to come back to werk tomolo... until 11.59pm -_-"

Another year of new-eve in the office... sigh...... I dont even know why im so commited to this werk.....

Taking the 1st Steps

Evelithing that needs to be done, needs to 1st moved from a single step...

The beginning of the journey is just a step in the end journey...

What comes 1st, will be follow with the 2nd and 3rd...

A small step for a pig, a giant Leap into the future...

Things to do today....

If rain then
execute go_home
execute lonely
else
execute change_ribbon
execute buy_bus_ticket
execute go_home
end if

The Night that was Christmas

Merry Belated Christmas to you all piggies out ther :P sorry for the late post kakaka but here is the post... now feast on the pics :D







The Tree and Christmas Dinner

Stashed Away

Ok, I have semi-temporarily stashed my other Characther into a sort of On-Leave state ... Hahaha .. im bad i know .. but wat to do... he is starting to steal my thunder :P

The way i c it, put him away... for a while.. then let the cool me take over.. mmmm then by tat time when he is ready to come back.. i "might" moved the favour into me instead .. YEAAAY!!! :D

Btw, if u havent nmoticed... i got coffee :D alreadi... and i feel good... WOOT !!

Coffee Shot

I Seriously need a dose of coffee now before my brain shuts down... uggh

Cantttt...... Thiinnkkk.....

Turn Up Collar

This days, I have been bantering with a few of my colleagues on a few topics... and Day came upon this notion to ask me....

Why does men turn up their collars ?



Why Ar ?
so... piggy gave her some reasons

1) Becoz its Cool
2) Becoz the neck is cold or chilled
3) to hide love bites or insect marks or a deformation of some kind
4) To look more punk or gangster kind of way

Then she gave HER reason :

5) to avoid the hair touching the the neck

(-_-")


btw... piggy looked up "upturned collars" and this is the definition given by Wikipedia ....

- helps to provide an extra modicum of warmth when weather is cold or windy
- to block the sun from one's neck
- simply a signal that the wearer is a "preppy"
- fashion characteristic of the 1980s
- cool

Well.. anyone else wanto add THEIR reasons ? :P

LOST Season 1 FINISHED !!

I have completed watching LOST season 1 !! WAhahaha

The most cynical spending of my time the past few days :P

I started on Wednesday, and Finished today. Lets recap

Wednesday - Ep 1, 2, 3
Thursday - Ep 2, 4, 5
Friday - Ep 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,
Saturday - Ep 12, 13, 14
Sunday - Ep 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 (from 12noon until NOW !!)

WAHAHAHA im NUTS !!
ok ok .. now to find Season 2.. .darn !! i dont have season 2 !! :(

DOwnload time :P

I am a Japanese School Teacher

Here lil piggies, here is a veli nice blog , veli humouress and farnee :D

go check it out ;)

Link -> http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

Lost - Ep 4, 5, 6

Just finished Episoder 4,5 & 6 of the LOST series and heard this veli nice phrase...

"A leader have to know where he is going before he can lead.."

Now.... if only our managers and bosses know of this phrase here...
*ding* .. go tell your boss and managers to go watch Lost... this phrase is in Episode 5 :P hehehe

Lost

I just watched the 1st 3 Episodes of this series, and I was WOWed by it. Heard rave reviews from my imoto, but didnt wanto believe it. Now i cant wait to watched Episode 4 lol.

Its about a group of passengers whose plane crashed unto a mysterious island....

thats all the summary and show definition you will get from me, if you wanto know... go watch it .. :P

vous voulez avec kuschez moi

"vous voulez avec kuschez moi"

i was thought this french sentence today.... and i was dumbfounded when being told wat it mean.... noooo... i wont tell u wat it mean .. hahaha :P but i can tell u this meaning for this portugese sentence..

"yo amo bos"

apparently it meant "I lup you" , yeap.. u know it .. its i <3 u , so you all now know how to newly expound your feelings for your 2nd half... so quick... go expound :P

btw.. u can combine and use both at same time.. example

"Yo amos bos, vous voulez avec kuschez moi"

Ahhhhhh, it so fits together. lol .. but not good to use like tat .. ahha :P

Nod

Nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod Nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod nod nod nod Nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod nod Nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod
nod nod nod nod nod nod nod Nod nod nod nod


arghhh i cant stop typing nod as "yes" in all my IM's !!
darn...

Person 1 : You eat d ?
Me : Nod
Person 1 : O_o u nuts ?
Me : nod

-_-"

Stunned

I AM STUNNED !!!

Today, one of my Best Friend called me and delivered a SHOCKING message that Had me O_O literally.

Even though I know that he and me almost think a like but i didnt thought he will be faster than me to deliver such shocking news hahaha. I had the notion tat i would be the first among our gang. OMG !! He WON !! I lost :( boo hoo hoo ....

:P hahaha .. well not exactly sumthing to win or lose about but but but ...
hahaha... well only one thing to do now

apply half day leave on wednesday for him go to the function and..

CONGRATULATIONS MY BROTHER !!! WOOT !!!

BIg boy liao, must take care of the other person ar... and plan for your future orr... u got a long way to go my fren :D Congratulations hehehe, Hugs and Love from the Pig

Weak

Im Weakened.

After the trip from Pangkor last weekend, my mental energies was a real low. I was so exhausted and so tired until :

1) I slept at 8pm on Sunday until the next Morning
2) I slept at 10pm on Tuesday
3) I slept at 9.30pm on Wednesday
4) I slept at 10.30pm on thursday (but doze off at 11pm while half-sleepily talking to lovely on the phone :P)
5) I had to take 1 pill of panadol on monday night coz i thought i was getting a fever
6) I had to take 1 pill of panadol on tuesday morning coz slight fever still preexist
7) I had to take 2 pills of panadol on wednesday after lunch coz i really cannot take it anynmore :P kakaka

Tired, Exhausted, Drained !! UGgh !!
Nvm The piggy still got energies... He is a Super Pig anyway hehehe :P

M.I.A

Its starting to feel cold lately in the office, it shouldnt be, maybe im sick. Mmmm well, the Lazy pig is back, Piggy was missing from the blogging sphere for well over 2 months or so hehe.

Will be posting Backdated post on the incoming days... or weeks.... or months... :P

Well. Stay tuned or at least get your patience wear thin by me while waiting for my posts , kakakakaka :P

Se7en

Uggh, I got tagged by Nite and now i have to complete this survey of Seven questions... *rolls eyes* .. well..

7 things I plan to do before I die
One - Marry my love
Two - Grow a Family
Thr33 - Travel to MANY interesting places
4our - Accumulate enough wealth
5ive - Honour God
6ix - Keep up my love for My love
Se7en - Leave without any regrets

7 things I could do
One - Grow a moustache and not a beard
Two - Leave my job and get another one
Thr33 - MUD for 24 hours
4our - Drop everything and go to Lovely
5ive - Curse less
6ix - Roll on the floor laughing (ROFL)
Se7en - Shave my head bald

7 celebrity crushes
One - Lovely
Two - Lovely
Thr33 - Lovely
4our - Still Lovely
5ive - Lovely
6ix - Yeap, Its her
Se7en - OMG, Im Infatuated with Lovely

7 Often Repeated Words
One - Eh
Two - Ooooo
Thr33 - eye-c eye-c
4our - Hmmmmm
5ive - Aiyo
6ix - Oh my gawd
Se7en - Wat the...

7 physical traits I look in the opposite sex
One - Lovely Eyes
Two - Lovely Charm
Thr33 - Lovely Smile
4our - Lovely Cuteness
5ive - Lovely Voice
6ix - Lovely Touch
Se7en - Just Lovely

7 victims I can tag
One - Soloh
Two - Ryuu
Thr33 - Dizzy
4our - dSaint
5ive - Nada
6ix - Zilch
Se7en - None

Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work

Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work


20. "That's weird..."

19. "It's never done that before."

18. "It worked yesterday."

17. "How is that possible?"

16. "It must be a hardware problem."

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"

14. "There is something funky in your data."

13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

12. "You must have the wrong version."

11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."

10. "I can't test everything!"

9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."

8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."

7. "Somebody must have changed my code."

6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?

4. "You can't use that version on your system."

3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:

"It works on my machine"

Source from Ryuujin

Difference between Potentially & In Reality

Youngest son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentially' and 'In reality'?"

Dad: "I will show you"

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"
Wife: "Yes of course, I would never waste such an opportunity!"

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars.
Daughter: "Waow! Oh my God!!! This is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Elder Son: "Huh, Yeah, why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: "You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars but 'In reality' we are living with 2 bitches and a gay!!"

Source from my Junior

Jealousy Test

Piggy's fren send piggy a link to test jealousy. Piggy was pretty bored with work and decided to play around abit and henced to try out the test hehe

The Jealousy Test

*click*
*wait*
*scan through*
*thinks*
*tick tick tick*
*click*
*tick tick*
*thinks*
*submit*


.....


...


You are 41.27% jealous!
For this test, the average jealousy percentage is 35.54%.
379746 people have taken this test to date.

This percentage means that :
•You are not a jealous person, but sometimes can be.
•Occasionally, you over-react to situations.
•Most of the time, you trust the people around.
•Jealously will not be a major issue in relationships, but you might want to improve your self-esteem.


Whahaha this Pig is one jealous pig !! :P

Go try it out lil piggies.. hehe

X & S

Piggy have this fren, lets call her "Siao T" who keep trying to change piggy's nickname ... Lets say piggy's nickname is "Lex". So... Siao T have been trying to change it to "Les"... ya... sounds like Les-bian rite ? ... Piggy goin OMG and (-_-") when she keep trying to call me by "les" .. and to add to more piggy's misery... she used double intonation calling piggy "les les" OMGWTFBBQ !!! (-_-")


Piggy : u do not Pronounce the "S" as an "X"
Piggy : an "X" is having a sharper tone
Piggy : while an "s" is more silent
Piggy : more like a whisper since u have to pull back the sound
Piggy : and if u try to pronounce X ... u will find tat your front jaw will move forward while your lower jaw moves back in motion...
Piggy : and the tongue is pulled back at the end of the "X" pronounciation
Piggy : while... the S is pronounced wit almost close jaws and the tip of your tongue is touching or almost touching your teeth
Piggy : people ask u to say "Smile" u go n say "xmile"
Piggy : or ppl as u to "X-ray" u go and say "s-ray"

Siao Teng : walao yeh
Siao Teng : onli X n S
Siao Teng : u so many thing ito say

Piggy : ppl ask u to say "x-ray" .. u go say "s-ray"
Piggy : later u go hospital ask for "s-ray

Imagine.....

Siao Teng : "nurse nurse.. i want a s.....ray.."
nurse : "HUh s-ray ??"
Siao Teng : "ya ya .. an s-ray"
nurse : " huh.. OOOHhhhh... u want a ASS-RAY"
nurse : "x-ray your ass ?? ok ok .. can can"
Siao Teng : " err..... not my ass.... but s-ray..."
nurse : "ya lor... ass-ray lor... can can.. veli cheap.. cheaper than x-ray"
Siao Teng : "ya ya ... s-ray.. i want s-ray"
nurse : "ok ok .. u get your ass-ray"

Wahahahaha....

So little piggies out there, please know how to differentiate the X and S pronounciation hehe.. dont go asking for an ASS-ray when you actually want to get an X-ray....

And im not called "les les" .. so you dudes and dudettes out there can just forget calling me that or I will give you piggy's version of ASS-ray *wink wink*

:P

shit cannot stand without coffee

Yes.

The Subject says all.
The profound subject was phased by Piggy's colleague, PiggyG

Lets hear PiggyG profound sayings again...

"shit cannot stand without coffee"

....

ahahaha

Actually... its...

""shit, cannot stand without coffee"

But piggy was O_o when she said tat... think of a shit tat need coffee to have standing power and I bet you that the shit will enter Guiness Book of Records :P

Stages in a Relationship

Taken from an excerpt when Piggy was trying to explain the stages of a relationship to piggy's fren.


Stage 1 - i like u , u like me, be my gf, be my bf

Stage 2 - hey... we do suite each other.. or we are faking this relationship so well tat we are meant to be for each other (outings more often and more closure)

Stage 3 - ooo... time to mingle the friends in our life (close frens and kind are shown to each other either group outings or etc)

Stage 4 - meeting the parents.. (only family memebers on the 1st tier meaning internal family.. not uncles or aunties or which grand dad or grand mum)

stage 5 - meeting the WHOLE big family

stage 6 - engagement (im committed to you..)

stage 7 - living together (optional to be ommited in certain cases where tradional

*u can swap stage 6 and 7 which ever suits

stage 8 - ding dong ding dong (not Xmas bells lar... wedding bells :P )

stage 9 - lil kiddies running around

*stage 9 is optional

stage 10 - GROW OLD


veli much as it is... but tis is only Piggy's opinion lar.. hahaha
Anyway it is pretty much as it is... flowing from one stage to the other...
Mind you tat a mighty leap from one stage to another stage is possible but there are implications that will be not timely appropriate for the relationship.

And of course theres a question on time length on how long a relatioship stage is supposed to last until the next happens.. hehe.. but there is no accurate time-per-stage for any relationship... we are meant to be with who we are whether it is forever or for a singular miniscule of timeframe.

What to do when you have Broadband ?

Piggy have this friend who just got his broadband connection, he was having a couple of problems with setting up with him. But later he tweaked his settings and WA LA .. he is CONNECTED...

Know what is his 1st request on what to do with it ??


Hentaiyaro : "how do u download porn thru broadband ?"

O_o

Piggy : *cant stop rolling on the floor laughing*

Hentaiyaro : "wat do u expect ? haha"

o_O

....

Idiotcracy

Who The Idiot ?


Planning to save this image for a lengthy post, but couldnt crap up any... nevermind, as they say a picture speaks a thousand words ;)

Or maybe you prefer a quote ?

"A fool is born every minute" - P.T Barnum

hehehe :P

Desires

How do I say "I miss you" when you are not with me,
How do I say "I need you" when my heart yearns for you,
How do I say "I love you" when my heart cries for you,

I cant.
No action or words can show the depths of my feelings for you,
How I hate to be away from you,
How I hate to leave you,

I know I shouldn't be this way but its what my heart desires,
Can't stop thinking of you,
My Love
Can't stop being in love with you...

Famished

Continued from Stray

As all memories goes, I couldnt be bothered to keep track of mine. But the incident couldnt be lapsed so easily. For I was save from the jaws of death by an angel. The very same angel who shoos me away, loathing my presence.

It wasnt a dark and stormy night. No rain drops was falling down, no thunder flashing in the background, not even a cold misty fog rolling around. The full moon was out splashing its radiance all over. Light so bright you would think it was in the afternoon with the sun shimmering behind a thin layer of clouds.


The air smells delightful. Scents of delicious steaming food whafts from a cafe hidden a few blocks away. Hunger lurched inside within me, my belly growls to sounds its agreement. My nose & the longing for food pulls me towards the source of the smell. My mind fails to focus on the heading, starvation filling the bidding to move towards the source without thought.

Eat first, worry later. The thought of my belly resounding with each footsteps I take. Subconsciously, I know that its a very bad motion to move towards the source, for its in a territory of a pack of strange dogs. They seemed to have lost their sanity, always drooling with a vicious snarl which meant to kill and not warn. I've seen a madless rage from deep in their colourless eyes, and known since then to stay away from them.

But my brain tries unsuccessfully to reason with the urged from deep within me, and no command managed to stay my feet to the ground. Step by step, pace by pace, I crept at a quicken pace filled with anxiety and longing.

To be continued... Survival

Kisah Kancil

One day an old man was driving his kancil along a highway, then suddenly the car broke down and wouldn't restart.

Old man tot he'll be stuck on the highway with no passerby to help him when suddenly a porsche drove by and stopped to help him.The young man suggest to the old man tat his porsche will tow his kancil to a nearby mechanic.

The old man agrees but he voice out his concern over the porsche speed - the young man then suggest tat everytime he drove too fast, the old man shud flash his lights, or honk loudly to ask the young man to slow down - both agreed.

As they were driving at 60kmph, a ferrari drove by the porsche challenging it for a race,but the young man endure it n remain at 60kmph. The ferrari didnt give up, still challenging porsche for race.In the end the porsche became very impatient, accepted the challenge n started driving at 200kmph

As the were racing away, police was around with their speed trap took both the ferrari n porsche dangerous speeding limit. The traffic police then went home to tell his fren an amazind finding of the day.

He says "you know, today i saw an amazing thing happened"

"I saw a ferrari n a porsche speeding at almost 240kmph"

His frens say "Thats nothing amazing, those are fast cars"

The policeman continues "No, tats not it, the amazing part is i saw a Kancil right behind the porsche, at speed of 200kmph, honking loudly n flashing his lights at the porsche asking the porsche to give way to kancil to drive pass both fast cars"

Source : Fren who have a dog named Bobby

Our is an Awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
he reigns from heaven above
with wisdom power and love
our God is an awesome God

As things were

Being quiet lately as piggy cant seem to find the time to blog or the inspiration to write anything at all...

Life is being just as it is...

Hectic...
Quiet...
Interesting...
Boring...
Slow-moving...
Quacking...
and Just as it is...

Sometimes being in such a profound pace, one can seem to catch one's own breath and yet ... dozing off in the heat of the pace and coming to a sudden halt or slowdown all together...

But it is as it is... thats how we are in the world.. to be in a time and place where no place have ever been unexplored or a time which have not being unspent..

Ofcoz alot of us wonders where or even wat we are supposed to be doing...

When life's Pace quicken we ask : "FUIYOH.. why so fast... slower slower.. *gasp gasp* ..."
When life's Pace slows we ask : "Aiya... sien ler.. why eveli day so sien one.. faster.."

But all we had to do.. is just go as the flow... pace fast.. flow fast... pace slow.. flow slow...

Hrmm... wat is this pig thinking ?
He has no idea.. :D

I think he got too many whacks on his head liao... hehe

Until then.... Go with the flow *wink wink*

Beng-lish Translator

OMG ... you guys would not believe it but piggy stumbled upon this siao kia punya siao siao translator at Kenny Sia...

Its a BENG-LISH translator, it translates webpages into ah beng's language... veli syok :D

Piggy translated his own brog and were ROFL liao :P

Try & C ---> Click Here

hehehe

siao i tell you...

The most funnious article was the AUgust Pig-gi-in

It got translated into this --->

Pig-gi-in

I love you
NABEH!

Limpeh Want You

NABEH!

Limpeh Love to Want You
NABEH!

Limpeh Want to Love You

NABEH!

Limpeh Love to Want to Love You
NABEH!

Limpeh Want to Love to Want You

*ok this pig is nuts.. tankiuk alot.. :P

ROFL ROFL .. NUTS>..

ok.. back to work :P

Fazed by the Haze

Verb's Yahoo Status was set as "where am i ?" and Piggy decided to bug him a bit...

Piggy : "u r in a hazed filled city breathing carbon monoxide generated by a 3rd world country burning the earths diminishing forests like no tomorrow wasting our precious breaths into the next millenium"

Verb : "err..how comforting"

Piggy : "ROFL .. comforting is knowing that a million souls is also in the same quandary as you are in ;)"

*micheal jackson song "You are not alone" playing in the background*

Verb : "thank you fren (teary eye)"

Piggy : "ROFL, u r welcome :D"

:P

Subject : What to do during the haze phase

Verb : "wat r u going to do bout the haze?"

Piggy : "BREATHE in .... BREATHE out..... "

Verb : "hmm..goood idea. u dun get this type of air often"

Piggy : "yap :D"

Subject : People sometimes respond even if you dont know about it

A moment later I caught one of my colleague status message as "WheRe R U?"
She doesn't know Verb and Verb doesn't know her...

Piggy : "oi oi .. tell u sumthing.. theres a cute girl on my yahoo taht is 2nd guessing u ..and i dont think u know her.. her YM status : "WheRe R U?".. :D u got an admirer, cool huh ? :D"

Verb : "cooool... she can c me meh?"

Piggy : "Nope .. ROFL"

Verb : "ceh"

Piggy : "eh.. but good mar.. she cant c u.. but she put tat status... and u put this status... :D"

Scenario 1
L : "Where r u ?"
V : "Where am i?" *he doesnt know where he is...*

Scenario 2
V : "Where am i?" *he still doesnt know where he is...*
L : "Where r u ?" *must be thinking he is veli blur to not know where he is..*

IT WORKS BOTH WAYS !!!

:PpPp

Pig-gi-in

I love you
I Want You

I Love to Want You
I Want to Love You

I Love to Want to Love You
I Want to Love to Want You

*ok this pig is nuts.. thanks alot.. :P

Basic Project Management

Saw Danny's YM status is set as : "Someone please kill me before I kill someone"

Piggy : "how do u wanto die ? *thinks* i can help to kill you before u kill someone.. but need u to let me know how u wanto die.. *wink wink*"
Danny : "i want to die with a lot of girls around me trying to suffocate me with their boobs"
Piggy : "hmmmmm... *scratches head*.. ah kua can or not ?"
Danny : "cannot!!"
Piggy : "cheaper ler.. can lar.. *wink wink* tight budget mar :D "
Danny : "budget cannot reduce, but then we cut the timeline lor... basic project management :P hahaha"
Piggy : ROFL

Choleric, Phlegmatic, Sanguine, Melancholic

Piggy was dumb-founded by Day when asked what my personality is like...

Day : "Are you a Choleric, phlegmatic, sanguine or melancholic?"

Piggy : O_o *dumb-founded*

*-----------------------------------*

Piggy look it up on Dictionary.com ... convenience of the net on the piggy tips.. hehe

Choleric
1. Easily angered; bad-tempered.
2. Showing or expressing anger.
Exp : "men of the choleric type take to kicking and smashing"- H.G.Wells
From Wikipedia :-
A person who is choleric is easily angered or bad tempered. In folk medicine, a baby referred to as "cholic" is one who cries frequently and seems to be constantly angry.
The disease Cholera likely gained its name from the temperament.

Phlegmatic
1. Of or relating to phlegm; phlegmy.
2. Having or suggesting a calm, sluggish temperament; unemotional.
From Wikipedia :-
A phlegmatic person is calm and unemotional. Phlegmatic means pertaining to phlegm.

Sanguine
1. Cheerfully confident; optimistic.
2. Having the bodily conformation and temperament held characteristic of such predominance and marked by sturdiness, high color, and cheerfulness
From Wikipedia :-
Sanguine personality - optimistic, cheerful, even-tempered, confident, rational, popular, fun-loving; the temperament of blood.

Melancholic
1. Sadness or depression of the spirits; gloom:
2. Pensive; thoughtful.
Exp : "There is melancholy in the wind and sorrow in the grass” (Charles Kuralt)."
From Wikipedia :-
It was characterized by "aversion to food, despondency, sleeplessness, irritability, restlessness," as well as the statement that "Grief and fear, when lingering, provoke melancholia".

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Hmmmmm.... ok lets see how we size this piggy up from the summary we can get from above :P ...

Choleric :
1. Easily angered
Nop,piggy does get angry, but not tat easy
2. Bad-tempered
Nop
3. Showing/expressing anger
Yap, hate to admit but piggy will definetely show & express anger when he is angry
4. kicking and smashing
kicking yes... smashing no.. piggy used to kick football last time and he also kicks his toe into objects...
5. cries frequently
cries... yes... frequently.. no..
6. constantly angry
NEVER
7. having Cholera
Last Piggy checked, he dont have diarrhea, abdominal cramps, nausea, vomiting, and dehydration :P
Overall : 2 of 7 = 28%

Phlegmatic :
1. calm
Calm... cool :P
2. sluggish
only at work without coffee :P
3. unemotional
nope.. quite emotional
4. having phlegm
*cough cough* ka kak kak *ahem* nop
Overall : 2 of 4 = 50%

Sanguine :
1. Cheerfully confident
Always "cheerfully" confident kikikiki
2. optimistic
The Cup of water is Half Full and NOT Half Empty :P
3. predominance
Nop, not dominant at all
4. sturdiness
Only if you count the BIG round sturdy lump of lard the pig is carrying with him
5. high color
Nop, Piggy is 16 Bit colours, not 32 Bit colour
6. cheerfullness
Yeayyhhhh, cheerfull as a kettle pipped to the whistle
7. even-tempered
Temper quite leveled
8. rational
Sometimes, but Piggy prefer to be irrational... how to have fun if being rational takes the fun out of it ? ;P
9. popular
Hey, I got my own blog, and you guys are reading it, so HELL YEAH !! :PpPp
10. fun-loving
Definetely, ask Lovely if you dont believe it... that I Love her in a Fun way :P hehe
Overall : 6 of 10 = 60%

Melancholic
1. Sadness
For now yes, being away from Lovely is making pig a sad pig.. :(
2. depression
Nope, not yet reach middle age crisis yet
3. Gloom
Got a broom to sweep the Gloom hehe
4. Pensive
Blain is 2 plain for this frame
5. thoughtful
No need explain :P
6. wind
Got Gas, Got Wind... *bfffttt* hehe
7. sorrow
Only tomorrow got sorrow, never today.. and its always Today
8. aversion to food
NEVER !!! I EAT TO LIVEEEE ... and also to stop from kili kulu ;)
9. despondency
When in doubt, transform to super Pig and strike this phase out
10. sleeplessness
Sleep? whats tat ? *thinks deeply*
11. irritability
*whistles innocently*
12. restlessness
*twitching fingers*
13. Grief
Nop
14. Fear
Everyone has it ;)
Overall : 6 of 14 = 42%

*-----------------------------------*

Hmmm.. so how did this pig fared.. ?

28% Choleric
50% Phlegmatic
60% Sanguine
42% Melancholic

:P
Ok.. Done.. Hope this answers Day's Question hehe

Why do Talented employees leave companies ?

Largest studies undertaken by the Gallup Organization.

Why do talented employees leave companies? Come to think of it. This is almost 100% true. Read below & find out the answer.

Early this year, Arun, an old friend who is a senior software designer, got an offer from a prestigious international firm to work in its India operations developing specialized software. He was thrilled by the offer. He had heard a lot about the CEO of this company, a charismatic man often quoted in the business press for his visionary attitude.

The salary was great. The company had all the right systems in place employee-friendly human resources (HR) policies, a spanking new office, the very best technology, even a canteen that served superb food.

Twice Arun was sent abroad for training. "My learning curve is the sharpest it's ever been," he said soon after he joined. "It's a real high working with such cutting edge technology."

Last week, less than eight months after he joined, Arun walked out of the job. He has no other offer in hand but he said he couldn't take it anymore. Nor, apparently, could several other people in his department who have also quit recently. The CEO is distressed about the high employee turnover.

He's distressed about the money he's spent in training them. He's distressed because he can't figure out what happened. Why did this talented employee leave despite a top salary? Arun quit for the same reason that drives many good people away. The answer lies in one of the largest studies undertaken by the Gallup Organization.

The study surveyed over a million employees and 80,000 managers and was published in a book called First Break All The Rules.

It came up with this surprising finding:
If you're losing good people, look to their immediate supervisor.
More than any other single reason, he is the reason people stay and thrive in an organization. And he's the reason why they quit, taking their knowledge, experience and contacts with them. Often, straight to the competition.

"People leave managers not companies," write the authors Marcus Buckingham and Curt Coffman. "So much money has been thrown at the challenge of keeping good people - in the form of better pay, better perks and better training - when, in the end, turnover is mostly a manager issue." If you have a turnover problem, look first to your managers. Are they driving people away?

Beyond a point, an employee's primary need has less to do with money, and more to do with how he's treated and how valued he feels. Much of this depends directly on the immediate manager. And yet, bad bosses seem to happen to good people everywhere. A Fortune magazine survey some years ago found that nearly 75 per cent of employees have suffered at the hands of difficult superiors. You can leave one job to find - you guessed it, another wolf in a pin-stripe suit in the next one.

Of all the workplace stressors, a bad boss is possibly the worst, directly impacting the emotional health and productivity of employees.

Here are some all-too common tales from the battlefield:

Dev, an engineer, still shudders as he recalls the almost daily firings his boss subjected him to, usually in front of his subordinates. His boss emasculated him with personal, insulting remarks. In the face of such rage, Dev completely lost the courage to speak up. But when he reached home depressed, he poured himself a few drinks, and magically, became as abusive as the boss himself. Only, it would come out on his wife and children. Not only was his work life in the doldrums, his marriage began cracking up too.

Another employee Rajat recalls the Chinese torture his boss put him through after a minor disagreement. He cut him off completely. He by passed him in any decision that needed to be taken. "He stopped sending me any papers or files," says Rajat. "It was humiliating sitting at an empty table. I knew nothing and no one told me anything." Unable to bear this corporate Siberia, he finally quit.

HR experts say that of all the abuses, employees find public humiliation the most intolerable. The first time, an employee may not leave, but a thought has been planted. The second time, that thought gets strengthened. The third time, he starts looking for another job.

When people cannot retort openly in anger, they do so by passive aggression. By digging their heels in and slowing down. By doing only what they are told to do and no more. By omitting to give the boss crucial information. Dev says: "If you work for a jerk, you basically want to get him into trouble. You don't have your heart and soul in the job." Different managers can stress out employees in different ways - by being too controlling, too suspicious, too pushy, too critical, too nit-picky. But they forget that workers are not fixed assets, they are free agents.

When this goes on too long, an employee will quit often over seemingly trivial issue. It isn't the 100th blow that knocks a good man down. It's the 99 that went before. And while it's true that people leave jobs for all kinds of reasons - for better opportunities or for circumstantial reasons, many who leave would have stayed - had it not been for one man constantly telling them, as Arun's boss did: "You are dispensable. I can find dozens like you."

While it seems like there are plenty ! of other fish especially in today's waters, consider for a moment the cost of losing a talented employee. There's the cost of finding a replacement. The cost of training the replacement. The cost of not having someone to do the job in the meantime. The loss of clients and contacts the person had with the industry. The loss of morale in co-workers. The loss of trade secrets this person may now share with others.

Plus, of course, the loss of the company's reputation. Every person who leaves a corporation then becomes its ambassador, for better or for worse. We all know of large IT companies that people would love to join and large television companies few want to go near. In both cases, former employees have left to tell their tales.

"Any company trying to compete must figure out a way to engage the mind of every employee," Jack Welch of GE once said. Much of a company's value lies "between the ears of its employees". If it's bleeding talent, it's bleeding value. Unfortunately, many senior executives busy travelling the world, signing new deals and developing a vision for the company, have little idea of what may be going on at home.

That deep within an organization that otherwise does all the right things, one man could be driving its best people away.

Source : From Circulated Email

Petrol Dilema

Our Life In the Office

Daily Survival

Work work work & Work

Stories of 2 Brothers in our Nation.

Once, there was a family known as Malaysia. In 1985, they were blessed with their first born, Proton. The family loved Proton all they can. They gave Proton everything. They protected Proton from the bigger boys in Kindergarten. They told Proton, "You're young, you need protection from them. It's okay to make mistakes, you're young. Even if you don't
learn from mistakes...it's okay...you are young."

Proton became spoilt. He always depended on parents and used up all his allowance on useless things. When he had to do his chores, he paid people to do it and the work is lousy, causing the parents having to call repairmen to fix all the mess that he made. Anyway, when Proton was 10 (but he still acted like he is 1 or 2 years old), he had a younger brother, Perodua. At first, everyone thought this younger brother will be like Proton. Anyway, this new baby was more handsome and looks smarter than Proton. Malaysia knew there is a
possibilty Perodua could be smarter than Proton.

Since they love Proton so much, they decided that Perodua can only learn a few things. Cannot learn the same thing as Proton. This is so that Perodua wouldn't beat Proton at what Proton is doing.

Although Perodua was also protected by Malaysia, he learn to be independent very fast. He made good friends with Daihatsu, who had an elder brother Toyota. The two of them helped Perodua in everything.

Perodua, being independent and smart, learnt a lot and in a short while, was becoming as good as, if not better, than Proton. Malaysia realized that Perodua was becoming better than his brother. Although proud of Perodua, they still love Proton best. They paid Lotus (which is older and well known worldwide) to be friends with Proton.

Using this advantage, Proton mentioned Lotus everytime he wanted to tell people about himself. On this own, he was still the same. Moreover, Proton is always not updated. When doing his work, he still uses the typewriter and refuses to use the computer. Perodua, so much younger, used the computer, with broadband for his work. Perodua was improving so
much that Toyota has assigned him with his work, codename Avanza.

2005. Proton is 20 years old, Perodua only 10. It was obvious that Perodua was the more successful of the two siblings. What is worse, Proton said he still need his parents to help him for another 10 years.

He still need to protection from the big boys. In May 2005, Perodua was about the show Malaysia his best work so far...codename Myvi.

Proton, being jealous...quickly came up with an unprofessional remark about Perodua's work and show his work at the same time as Perodua on purpose...codename Savvy

The future of Malaysia and her two kids are still unknown. But it would be obvious that Perodua will shine, leaving Proton crying. It would be a wonder if in 2015, Proton will ask Malaysia for another 10 years of help and protection...maybe this time...protection from Perodua as well...........

Source : Circulated Email

Joke : Pig & Clinton

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.

Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.

About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you", asked Bill. Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me.

"My God, what did you tell them", asks Clinton. The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig".

Food .. I Need FOOOODDD

At 1:32pm
Piggy : "Eh.. do we have lunch ar ?"
Siao Siau : "i dunno wor.. mayb got.."
Piggy : "Other sections also eat d... McD wor..."
Siao Siau : "we order mcD also lar :D"
Piggy : "I dont mind... but how bout the others ?"

At 1:40pm
Piggy : "Apa macam ?"
Siao Siau : "go german pub for lunch wor.."
Piggy : "oo ooo"
Siao Siau : "dunno lar.. noone wants to move..no one wanna say anything, so how?!?!? "
Piggy : "must wait big big boss say makan then the others will jalan"
Siao Siau : "yeahh lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

At 1:57pm
Piggy : "F...... O...... O...... D...... "
Siao Siau : "keke"
Piggy : "Dont laf, in another 30 min i might faint.. "
Siao Siau : "go eat lar"
Piggy : "u know i wan2 mar... "

At 2:12pm
Piggy : "hey, wanto try sumthing ar ?"
Siao Siau : "Wat ?"
Piggy : "think of "food" in your mind... then whisper .. "food food food".. u do it.. i do it.. then we get the others to do it, and c if we can stir sumthing up or not"
Siao Siau : "hahaha, in the MIND?!?!?"
Piggy : "mind ofcoz lar, but also mouthed it lar... like this"
*proceeds to mouthed the words FOOD*
Piggy : "like tat lar.. u get the idea ?"
Siao Siau : "yeahh"
Piggy : "omg, but cannot.. if i mouthed food.. i getting hungrier.. and the article i reading doesnt make sense (-_-") .. i read the words.. but its food in my mind.."
Siao Siau : "how how ... i dun mind McDs but they dun want.. sighh.."

At 2:33pm
Piggy : "AIYYAAAA, In the end its McD !! (-_-") If we know we order earlier..."
Siao Siau : "Yeahhh lorrr.."

At 2:45pm
*Ordered McD*

At 3.15pm
*ACTUALLY Ordered McD*

Madagascar

Last Saturday, I took lovely (or should I say.. Lovely took me :P hehe) to the movies and caught Madagascar


The Cast of Madagascar

This is a sure-watcher, even though the story could have been longer (showtime of 1 hour 30 minutes only) to spice more laughter in , but this movie speaks for itself.

The pig have never laughed his hardest ever since .. ermm.. forgot liao hahaha :P

Anyway this is a very humourous show :D

Go watch it lil piggies.. hehe..

Alphabet Puzzle

solve this puzzle:

letter after F? + half of 8? + shadow of q + opposite of d + letter b4 M + middle of sea+ 2x 19th letter + the middle of sun

what is the answer?

B.U.S.Y

Been extremely busy lately and havent had the time to oink anything :(

Pig is doing 3 persons job rambo style...
Arghh...
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

1. Supporting Current Production System (Primary Task)
2. Helping out in the helpdesk running around solving pc problems (Secondary task)
3. Handling testing environments over 3 different testing scenarios (Extra task)

ARGHH...
no 3 was an added on coz Piggy's Tai Lou have gone for some Java trainning.. leaving piggy all alone to maintain the testing and also handle the production system.. ugghhh

Piggy Ganbate !!!

Heart of the Matter; Matters of the Heart

Little things that matters...
Matters that pertains to the heart...
Matters of the Heart...
Heart of the Matter...


My heart is not proud, O LORD,
my eyes are not haughty;
I do not concern myself with great matters
or things too wonderful for me.
Psalm 131:1

Many a times we missed the little things that touch our heart, or seemed too small to even leave a quake in the abyss of our soul that we dont seem to care bout it... why ? ..

Why does our heart not mind the little good feelings that we have in our heart but touchy againts the little bad feelings that affects it ?

Small Good Feeling - Heart Feels NOTHING and with time, its forgotten
Small Bad Feeling - Heart deems it SOMETHING and upgrades it to the next "Big Bad Feeling" version

........

Pop-si-cle

Today Piggy got too Cold again...

Status for the day is :

Im a colored, flavored ice confection with one or two flat sticks for a handle (Pop-si-cle)


Later on Yahoo with Blowing-Wind...

Blowing-Wind : "ur quote for today a bit dirty minded la"
Piggy thinks for a moment at his quote.... and it hits him..
Piggy : "OMG OMG OMG ROFL"
Piggy : "eh eh eh.. I didnt think of it tat way ler.. when you told me I only noticed. Goto www.dictionary.com and search for the word Popsicle"
Blowing-Wind : "nvm, i wont tell anyone ;)"
Piggy : "LOL, you go search 1st,then u know where i get tat status msg"
Piggy : "then .... erm... who is dirty minded ? ... the one who saw wat it was supposed to be ? or the one who put up a msg who didnt know wat it was ? :P"
Blowing-Wind : "cheh! dirty dirty dirty :P"
Piggy : ":P u dirty minded lar, not me.. I didnt think of it tat way :P"


Which brings Piggy to the point of...

Perversion only exist in the mind, not in the context

;)

Limitations

limitation on the mind is just a limitation on your imagination.
limitation on your imagination is just the limitation on your creativity.
limitation on your creativity is limitation on your thoughts.
limitation on your thoughts is limitation on your emotions.
limitation on your emotions is limitations of your heart.
Open up the heart and you Open up your mind

Pig-gi-in

Life = (L)iving (I)n (F)eisty (E)nvironments

Pig-gi-in

Choices made without careful observation is like the blind driving a car

Pig-gi-in

Choices are like butterflies in the sky, we see them, but we dont chase them

Pig-gi-in

"I know" and "I dont know" is seperated by ignorance

Pig-gi-in

Defiance is only greatest when faced with adversities and challedges

Comfort Zone

Comfort Zone
by: Author Unknown, Source Unknown

I use to have a Comfort Zone
Where I knew I couldn't fail
The same four walls of busy work
Were really more like jail.

I longed so much to do the things
I'd never done before,
But I stayed inside my Comfort Zone
And paced the same old floor

I said it didn't matter,
That I wasn't doing much
I said I didn't care for things
Like diamonds, furs and such

I claimed to be so busy
With the things inside my zone,
But ddep inside I longed for
Something special of my own.

I couldn't let my life go by,
Just watching others win.
I held my breath and stepped outside
And let the change begin.

I took a step and with new strength
I'd never felt before,
I kissed my Comfort Zone "goodbye"
And closed and locked the door.

If you are in a Comfort Zone,
Afraid to venture out,
Remember that all winners were
At one time filled with doubt.

A step or two and words of praise,
Can make your dreams come true.
Greet your future with a smile,
Success is there for you !

Credit Cards

Ooo I just caught 5xMom blog on this and I totally agree on her ideals, and coincidentally Piggy just had a debate with his fren on yahoo earlier in the day, it started off with she asking how much I was earning....

Fren : "Ooo... then now can get credit card liao lor ;)"
Piggy : "Nah, I dont intend to get a credit card"
Fren : "Why not ? You can advance payment mar"
Piggy : "Ya, but the interest can kill you one, interest 18% you know ?"
Piggy : "Lets say you charge 100 dollars to your card, if you dont pay by end of next month, it will be 118 and in 2 months time it will be 139.24"
Fren : "But wont happen 1 mar, If you pay on time"
Piggy : "Still dont understand why you need a card for, credit cards are NOT a necessity"
Fren : "But no need to carry so much cash when wanto go shopping mar"
Piggy : "Even better mar like tat, coz since you no need to carry much cash, then you no need to shop so much, then you can save more lor"
Piggy : "With a credit card you wont know how much you using"
Fren : "No ler, I will surely know how much I spend one"
Piggy : "Ya, your card will have a voice recording that will say "You have used RM200 so far, advised to stop spending" like tat ar ?"
Fren : "..."

Piggy just dont agree to get a credit card if your finances is not "worthy" (hmm is this the word i wanto use ? lol nvm nvm :P), and banks this days offer those 2 year monthly fees to be waived. After using the card for 2 years and accumulating those points, the human greed will kicks in and refuse the rational mind to just cancel off the card. Why not canceling the card you ask ? Becoz when the Human greed see the many points he/she has, they will surely YEARN for more points so that they can get the most expensive item, isnt it so ?

Nah... dont agree with it, ever since Piggy learned that Banks are legalized loan sharks that are here to siphon our money out and not help us at all (-_-") grrrrr

Later in the day.... over yahoo messenger again..

Piggy : "NO TO CREDIT CARDS !!! NO TO CREDIT CARDS !!!"
Fren : "Yes to Credit cards ! yes to credit cards"
Piggy : "Heh , but today the government say is planning to increase the standard requirements to get a credit card wor... must have monthly salary of RM3500 then only can get, HOHOHOHO kikikiki :P :P :P"
Fren : "..... errr ...."
Piggy : "HOhohoho Kikikiki Hohoho ROFL ROFL"
Fren : "Nevermind !! I can get Supplementary Card !! HOHOHO :P :P :P"
Piggy : "..... wah lao... (-_-") ... "

Brrrrrrrrrrr

You Know its TOO COLD in your office when ....

1. You purposely go to the toilet to warm your hands under the hand blower

2. You have to warm your hands 1st under the hand blower before you can go and take a piss (this for guys only :P)

3. Your clothes also feel cold and will need the toilet hand blower to warm it up

4. When the cold water from the toilet tap is even warmer than your hands

5. You filled a water tumbler of hot boiling water so that you can hold it close to your ears or your face to just spread the warmth to your face

6. The water tumbler becomes your next best booster that you hugs dearly

7. The water tumbler of hot boiling water becomes plain cold water in 20 minutes

8. All the hairs including the Hard-gel hair on your head starts to stands up

9. Your nipples starts to perk up even wearing 2 shirts

10. When you overheard that someone requested the air-conditioner to churn at 18 degrees celcius

Anyone care to add ?

ps: Piggy is being serious here.. Piggy is one cold pork chop lol
pps: Jacket ? NAH !!! Have you ever seen a pig wearing a jacket ? No ? DAMN RIGHT !!! :D :PpPpp

Brash Lashing

Today the pig have lashed out harshly at a innocent person, aiks... must be feeling frust at the system problems... but still was at wrong though... Pig must have got fed up by the same question all the while :P

Innocente : "os hang, wat problem ? cm also slow ?"
*OS = Open System , short form being called for the Informix 4GL platform being used at Piggy company here.
*CM = Content Manager, a document managing system.
Piggy : "os hang ?"
Innocente : "yes"
Piggy : "u sure or not ? Slow or Hang ? Hang means cannot move wor"
Innocente : "slow, sorry"
Piggy : "then its not hang, lol"
*being sarcastic :P
Innocente : "n the cm also same, slow"
Piggy : "slow ?"
Innocente : "yeap, slow, why slow ler ? can it be fast ar ?"
*Here is where piggy starts to go crapping liao.. bad piggy..
Piggy : "slow coz many things running mar. Wan fast can..."
Piggy : "u petition into finance, ask them to supply IT wit 1 billion dollar to upgrade the system ;), then c if they approve or not..."
*veli sarcastic with the 1 billion dollar remark
Innocente : "apalah"
*apalah = malay for "what lah"
Piggy : "OFCOZ lar. u ar asking for a system tat hardware aledi to the maximum and the users and requirements are increasing daily but not the power or the resources it has"
Innocente : "ic..."
Piggy : "how to faster... u sud know mar, basic flow of requirements..."
*sense the frustration ? :P
Piggy : "as time goes by more demand is required but the system still the same. last time u guys process 200 cases a day, system was fast... today u guys process 1000 cases a day and u expect system to be the same ar ?.... how can...."
*been trying to explain this a gazzilion times
Innocente : "ok ok lar, sorry lar"
Piggy : "soli ar, i veli bz, so veli frust, coz keep monitoring the stupid system.. grrrrr.. i also want it to be fast.. if it fast.. u guys wont complain.. then i less work... but cannot.. :P"
*realizes being sarcastic and bad... tries to apoligize
Innocente : "sorry lar"
Piggy : "nvm lar, its ok, jst wanto make sure u understand wat i facing :P"
*tries to salvage for some pity
Innocente : "ok, i also dun wan to push u, cos i just a clerk, got to finish my work n let them checking, so that like tat lo"
*was countered by this and got dumb-founded, this line is called the "user dilema"
Piggy : "yalor , i know. aiks .. stupid management... lol"
*tries to blame on the management lol
Innocente : "yup"

Soli soli Innocente soli ar !! Piggy being brash at the moment.. aiks... frustrated coz users always ask the same questions lol... fed up abit liao... ok ok .. more than abit :P

Pig-gi-in

Follow you own instincts, not those of people who see the world differently.

Pig-gi-in

Unprecedented Errors happens for precendeted reasons

Pig-gi-in

Cheesy is how life is ought to be, melt under the sun, sticky with problems and stinks with time, but still as delicious as ever as time goes by

To Know Something is Better than Knowing Nothing

Lovely have not long ago started working in her 1st Company when she heard that her sub-section is going to be audited by the Company's Internal Auditor. She have to be prepared to answered questions towards her job roles and tasks her sub-section does for the Company. Lovely's senior is currently in US and hence the tasks of being audited falls on her, she's being in the company for less than 2 months.

Lovely : "I have totally no idea on the audit"
Lovely : "Grrrrr, All half-half"
Piggy : "Lovely ar, usually ler..... Knowing Half of Nothing is better than Knowing Nothing"
Piggy : "At least you know mar, Correct ?" ;)
Lovely : "You always think the positive" :P
Piggy : "Haiyor, you just less than 2 months work at your company there, how to know all ler ?"
Piggy : "I start do my job that time, 3 months also dont know all yet"
Piggy : "If that time Auditor come ask me.. I lagi worst than you"
Piggy : "If he starts to ask me this and that I will tell him to ask Tai Lou" :PpP
Piggy : "So u know half is better than knowing nothing"
Lovely : :P

Hehehe, Super Pig to the rescue again, weeeeeeeee wooo weeee (^^)

Differences of Simple & Real Friends

A simple friend has never seen you cry.

A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents first names.

A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.

A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.

A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.

A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.

A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.

A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you HAVE an argument.

A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.

A real friend expects to always be there for you!

*Source via Circulated Email from a Friend

How True is it ? ^^

Pig-gi-in

Listen to your beating heart, It says.... You Are ALIVE !!

*side note*
Piggy got a response from his childhood buddy about this random thought.. NIcknamed as Bakemono (Japanese for Monster) coz he wanto terrorize young girls heart lol

Bakemono : "Nope, I cant hear my own beating heart"
Piggy : "You cant ?"
Bakemono : "Nope, dont have a stestoscope, unless I call someone else to listen for me lar :P"
Piggy : *Roll eyes coz know he meant his gf to hear his heartbeat :P*
Piggy : "Haha, no lar... got another way one mar.. do like what Van Gough did lor.. hehe"
Bakemono : "WHat Van Gough did ?"
Piggy : "He cut off his ears mar"
Bakemono : "Lol, why he did tat ?"
Piggy : "Aiyo, so he can hear his own heartbeat mar !! LOL :PpPp"

*Actually he didnt, and I just found out why :P

Pickpocket

No... wasnt Piggy that kena pickpocket or Piggy IS the pickpocket.. it was Piggy's lil imoto (japanese for little sister) which was the victim this time... aiks ... my imoto was devastated , but luckily her purse didnt have much inside, among the valuable things lost are:

1. MyKad - Malaysian's Chip based Identity Card
2. Driving license
3. 20 ringgit
4. MMU Student Card - Cost bout RM60 to replace it
5. Maybank ATM Card
6. BCBB ATM Card
7. Resident's Identity Card
8. Resident's Gate Access Card - Dont know how much to replace this

Where ? When ? How ? What ?

Where : Midvalley Commuter Station -> KL Sentral Commuter Station -> Petaling Commuter Station
When : Today, May 12th 2005 6.00pm - 7.00pm
How & What
6.00pm - Bought ticket at Midvalley station
6.05pm - Placed purse into bermuda pants side pocket
6.07pm - Waits for Train heading toward KL Sentral with other tons of passengers [Rush Hour]
6.15pm - Boards train with the other passengers pushing, shovelling and jostling around [Rush Hour]
6.20pm - Disembarks at KL Sentral and interchanged to the other Platform [Rush Hour]
6.23pm - Waits for Train heading toward Pelabuhan Klang with other tons of passengers [Rush Hour]
6.33pm - Boards train with the other passengers pushing, shovelling and jostling around [Rush Hour]
6.48pm - Disembarks at Petaling Station and walks a 7 minute long road back home
6.55pm - Reaches Home Sweet home
6.57pm - Realizes Purse not with her

Poor lil Imoto of mine... Brought her to the Police station later in the nite to make a RM2 Police report. Hmmm Piggy wonders if police stations around the world also charges a fee to process police reports made by common folks like us... *ponder ponder*

Piggy actually thought of dispensing a few pointers to avoid being pickpocket but.. he is only goin to provide this piece of advice to all you folks out there...

BE MORE CAUTIOUS OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS WHEN SURROUNDED BY MANY "INDIGENIOUS" PERSONNELS

Fundamentals of Winning a Competition

Piggy chatting with Kiahami (Hokkien for Scared of What), Piggy's long time best bud on the MSN messenger...

Kiahami : "I'm gonna play badminton for training company!"

*Kiahami is currently undergoing a 14 weeks training in a local company, part of his course requirement

Piggy : "hahahaha, really ?"
Piggy : "but u know shit of badminton wor..."

*Kiahami sux at badminton, dont even think he knows how to keep score in the game... he isnt much into sports but he used to be in our secondary high school volleyball team.. on the substitute bench... better than nothing though :P

Kiahami : "yes i know shit, u guys always shit"
Piggy : "hahaha"
Piggy : "then u sud come join us on saturdays liao, play badminton wit us. You want ?"
Kiahami : "well...this saturday is the tournament.."
Piggy : "WAT !! So fast ??" *lol*
Kiahami : "yalah, last minute notice ler.."
Piggy : "lol, why choose u wan ?"
Kiahami : "bcoz i'm handsome, young, successful n athletic"

*Piggy admit, he is handsome (or maybe hamsap :P) in a smart way, age 23.. yap.. young, successful... only at stating that he is successful :P .... athletic... he is tall, and quite fit, having a half-swimmers body (imagine those olympic swimmers but jst a portion of them :P) even though he doesnt swims (told you that he used to be in the volleyball team)

Piggy : "ROFL ROFL ROFL" (Piggy had to roll 3 times and not just once for the added dramatics :P)
Piggy : "HAHAHA, U R FARNEE"
Piggy : "then how ?, you know shit of badminton ler..."
Kiahami : "let's just hope my opponent know ass of badminton..."
Piggy : "HAHAHAHAHA, Agree !!!"

LOL :PpP pure Kiahami, hope he managed to get some practice or training before that day.. hehe.

Fundamentals of Winning a competition :
You need to have more SHIT than your opponents ASS can handle.

(^@^)

A Day for Mums

Oh Happy day ~!!
Its Mother's Day !!
A day to thank Mum for being our mums ;)
Without them we wouldnt even be living in this world also hehe.

Thank you Mummy !! You are the greatest. Piggy love Piggy's mum alot *muaks*

25 She is clothed with strength and dignity;
she can laugh at the days to come.
26 She speaks with wisdom,
and faithful instruction is on her tongue.
27 She watches over the affairs of her household
and does not eat the bread of idleness.
28 Her children arise and call her blessed;
her husband also, and he praises her:
29 "Many women do noble things,
but you surpassed them all."
30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
31 Give her the reward she has earned,
and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.

Proverbs 31:25-31

Piggy's lil Sis composed this poem on a custom made pink card for Piggy Mum's :


Home Made Mother Day card - Front

Home Made Mother Day card - Back

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mommie momie,
You are my mother and my Friend,
Which is unusual.
Somehow our characthers must blend;
your wisdom and will.
I turn, and you are there for me;
I speak, you understand.
I feel cared for, but also free;
you lead but don't command.

Mommie, momie,
I'm fortunate that I was born,
To have someone just like you,
I love you, not just my mom,
But for what you are and do.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wishing A Happy Mother's Day to all Mummies in the world, God Bless ;)

Pig-gi-in

The Fundamental of Living is inscribed on our soul and we seek to live out our cored instruction, learning wisdom and knowledge along the way.

Pig-gi-in

Absence makes the heart grows fonder but abstinence makes the Heart yearns for more

05.05.05 Fever

Today Many a people is veli "ecstatic" that its an "especial" day... but piggy dont think so.. LOL... dont know why... but to piggy unless this day falls on a "auspicous" event, then piggy will only consider it as an "especial" day. For example, if today is to fall on my wedding day , or on a birthday, or on .... you get the idea liao lar :P

Received this greeting message from some friends...

New years come and go.. But today is a special day, because 05.05.05 comes only once in 1000 years and coinciding with 'Thursday(5th Day of the week) comes once in 7000 yrs It happens only once in our lifetime, Wishing you a wonderful day.


Piggy was ROFL when piggy fren out of the sudden message him on the yahoo messenger... the following are direct excepts from the conversation....

Fren : "3 minutes to go"
Piggy : "huh ? to wat ?"
Fren : "yr digital clock will read 05:05,05.05.05 this will never happen again in our lifetime! "
Piggy : ROFL
Fren : "now is 5.03pm.. "
Piggy : ROFL "HAHAHAHA"
Piggy : "who say will never happen again ?"
Piggy : "i say i can make it 05:05,05.05.05 when ever i want "
Fren : "tat is not true 1... "
Piggy : "but u say .. "yr digital clock will read 05:05,05.05.05 this will never happen again in our lifetime!" "
Piggy : "my digital clock can read wat ever time i want it to read "
Fren : *sticks out tongue*
Piggy : ROFLMAO

Later..... at 5.05pm
Fren : "happy 05:05,05.05.05"
Piggy : ROFL ROFL ROFL

:PpPpp

Pig-gi-in

In time of doubt, trust not wat you think but trust in wat you feel [Doubt is the mind killer]

Pig-gi-in

Events are limelights of our lives which we cannot avoid regretably or joyfully

Pig-gi-in

Under Normal Circumstances, nothing is normal but love itself

MOMENTS IN LIFE

There are moments in life when you miss someone
so much that you just want to pick them from
your dreams and hug them for real!

When the door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often times we look so long at the
Closed door that we don't see the one,
Which has been opened for us

Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile,
Because it takes only a smile to
Make a dark day seem bright.
Find the one that makes your heart smile.

Dream what you want to dream;
Go where you want to go;
Be what you want to be,
Because you have only one life
And one chance to do all the things
You want to do.

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet
Enough trials to make you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human and
Enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily
Have the best of everything;
They just make the most of
Everything that comes along their way.

The brightest future will always
Be based on a forgotten past;
You can't go forward in life until
You let go of your past failures and heartaches.

When you were born, you were crying
And everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so at the end,
You're the one who is smiling and everyone
Around you is crying.

*Via Email from a friend*

KPC

Departure Time 1600 hours
Arrival Time 2230 hours

ARGHHH !!! Piggy was Stucked in the longest JAM EVER !!
Piggy was in a express coach on his way back to KL after spending the weekend in Penang when he had to endure the longest jam he ever known his whole piggy years....

Piggy took the 3.30pm bus from Komtar bus stop (actual time left was 4pm) but it got stuck at the Penang bridge... some minor accident happened which caused the jam. But the most disturbing fact was the accident was on the other side of the bridge... the one going into penang...
So here's the BIG question ... "Why was it also JAM on the side of the bridge while the accident is on the other side ?" .... ahh a veli good question.... and the answer is.......


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BECOZ OF KPC's !!!! ARGHH ~!!!

Dont know what KPC mean ? ... It means KEH POH CHEE , its a sentence to resemble someone who is a busy-body... minding other people business even if it doesnt matter to that person or event.

Well.... there was so many KPC's that go slowly on the bridge route, passing the accident which didnt even happen on the same road. Ofcoz being the KPC's that they are, they must be overlooking on the accident side of the bridge to look at either the cars that got smashed up minorly or even to atleast get a glimpse of the car plate number so that 4D numbers can be bought later... MY GOD people .. if it doesnt happen to you, just drive along and ignore the OTHER SIDE of the road...

1stly - it doesnt even concerns you, you are not in taht accident... you are safe in your MOBILE vehicle which is goin on the bridge travelling 20km/h !!!
2ndly - even though you managed to get the plate numbers for those cars, do you have any idea wats the odd to win 1st Prize in the 4D ? Its 1 of 10000 !!!
3rdly - any idea wat "Considerate" means ? Dont caused the massive traffic hold-up for the other 1000 persons who are using the same road as you... sheesshh

Ok ok... I didnt only meet KPC on the Penang bridge but ... also on the North- South Expressway.... ARGHH.... and in all instances after passing through the traffic , the flow of traffic is SMOOTH....

Aiyoyoyo.... to cut matters to short... Piggy only reached back at KL after a long 8 hours in the bus ....

A case of Mistaken Name...

During a conversation with Tai Lou through the office instant messenger.....

Piggy : "I aeldi told lih min to let me know when i can do a purge... told her tat i need them to finish printing evelithing.. btu she dint get back to me"
Tai Lou : "may be u can check with user can they complete batch printing one day without outstanding, who is lih min ??"
Piggy : "oops.. i mean li min, not lih min"
Tai Lou : "claim user ah ?"
Piggy : "li min.. req ver senior exec"
Tai Lou : "i dun know who"
Piggy : "the girl wear spec one, last time on 11 floor, req verification side"
Tai Lou : "oic.......her name same like ng li min........ confused..."
Piggy : "Eh !!, I also confused d... not li min, but the other way around ... Min Lin... :PpPp ... kikiki... aiyo... all the same, so many same name"
Tai Lou : "Hong Kong super single and M'sia empat sekawan also got one Li Min..... good name may be"
Piggy : "eh ? who is Hong Kong SUper Single and m'sia empat sekawan ?..."
Tai Lou : "lai men ah ..... may be u don;t know who..... "
Piggy : "ya.. i dont know who is tat .. "
Tai Lou : "age gap"
Piggy : "u mean is old singer ?"
Tai Lou : "not so old lah....u know the 4 super single in HK ? Lau tat Wau, Kok Foo Seng, Lai Meng and Jacky Cheong"
Piggy : "yap.. thos 4 i know"

Piggy : "ooo.. u mean Lai Meng ar"
Piggy : "i thought the whole name is "Lai Men Ah" ...... kikikikikiki "

Why The Moon is so round ....

Last 2 weeks ago....

Piggy's trainee wasnt feeling so well, so I told her to tell the senior executive officer (Tai Lou or Big Brother) that she wanto take the other half of the day off.... lets call Piggy's trainee as Moon (for she is as Bright and "FULL" like one.. :PpP). But Moon was afraid to tell Tai Lou that she wanto take half day off....

Piggy : "Moon ah Moon... tell Tai Lou tat you wanto go home and rest lar..."
Moon : "But how to tell wor..... paiseh ler.. not sure how to tell..."
Piggy : "ok ok ... Piggy tell for you lar...."

Piggy : "Tai Lou, Moon moon not feeling well and wanto take the rest of the day off..."
Tai Lou (-_-") : "Why she didnt tell me one ?"
Piggy : "Ooo.... ermm... She scared to tell you ...."
Tai Lou ("-_-) : "Scared to tell me ?..."
Piggy : "Yalor... she say you are scary.... scared you eat her...."
Tai Lou ("-_-") "HAR ?? .... me Scary ?? .... Me eat her ? ...."
Piggy : "ya ya .... who ask you to always stared at the monitor with your (-_-") look ar ?" (ofcoz i didnt say this to Tai lou :PppP kikiki)

Tai Lou (-_-"") : "Moon ar Moon, you sick ar ? "
Moon (O_o) : "Eeee.... ya lor... not feeling well.... wanto go home can ar ? har ? har ? can ar ?..."
Tai Lou (""-_-) : "AIYO, not feeling well then go home lar... I cannot kau tim (handle) myself mer ? ....."
Moon (o_O) : "Eeeee......"

One of the IT Security officers go to find Tai Lou and over saw the chat between Tai Lou and Moon.... Lets call him Dim Sum...

Dim Sum : "Eh ? Tai Lou.. .So Bad are you.... dont wanto let your junior go home... tsk tsk...."
Tai Lou (""-_-"") : "Eh ? .... Not me.. I told her to go home liao ler..."
Moon (O_O) : "......."

And Moon the junior trainee gets the day off .... kikikikiki... and somemore no need to submit MC orr and no Pay cut also.. kikiki so shiok ... all thanks to the Piggy working behind the scenes.. :PpPpP .... So in future.. anyone who needs help in getting a day off at work... come to the Piggy.. ;P hehehe

*~*~LIFE~*~*

Life goes on...

As we all continue to move on..
At least, that is what I thought...
All this while, as time passes...
I have fallen for another angel...
When I thought you and I were just "friends"...
I was proven wrong, once again...

Today, I was browsing around, doing nothing...
And, a picture of you came across my eye...
A picture of you, is simply meaningless...
But, when I saw your picture...
I remembered how I first met you...
How I was shy and was standing behind you,
Admiring you from afar...

The day when I walked towards you and say Hi...
I could remember all of this things about you...
How tall you are, when is your birthday and even,
the scent from you...

I remembered all of these things...
However, all that you could remember about me...
Is that I am the person to look for,
when you need my help...
I am the person you seek shelter from...
That is all that you could remember about me...

You never know how hard it was for me to let you go...
You never know how deep is my love to you...
You never know all these feelings...

Even until today,
I just longed for a little attention from you...
Is that something I can only dreamt of every night ?...

Each time I see you smile,
I know you are not smiling for me...
How I wish one dat, you are smiling because of me...
I know this one day will come, someday...

However, I can only choose to wait...
Because unlike me,
you have a choice between to love me or not to love me...
Yet for me, the only choice I have..
Is between to love and loving you more...

Author Unknown

A gentle reminder to all Malaysians from Alonso, JB

Read in The Sun today, Do you agree ?


YOU ARE A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY
(A gentle reminder to all Malaysians)

Progress is not solely about prosperity
Not buildings that look pretty
You may have the KLCC
But some places like Penang are still dirty
So you are still a 3rd world country because of your mentality

You try to beat the queue to get a taxi
And don't even bother about road courtesy
Not to mention parking indiscriminately
Without signalling you overtake randomly
And abusing lanes for emergency
Rising deaths on the roads is how you celebrate festivity

You created the MSC
To emulate Silicon Valley
You talk about high technology
To preach about the PC
But yet broadband is denied to many

You also cant supply stable electricity
Your roads have potholes and are bumpy
And tyres fall off your LRT
So this is Malaysian quality

Let's create the best schools, roads and toilets in the country
Are what Malaysia Boleh should strive to be
But instead Malaysia Boleh is so funny
You break records just to make yourself feel happy

Decades passed but this mentality I still see
Will this carry on till the next Century?
Or will this change when we turn 80?
You are helpless and just let it be
Let it be

Will tomorrow be better for you and me?
15 years from now come 2020
If this goes on you will still be
Just another 3rd world country
because of your mentality
These changes we hope to see under the leadership of PM
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

Authored by Alonso Lim Beng Seng of Johor Baru

The Day where Lovers recommit their Love for each other

Weee.... Its Valentine's Day !! Piggy is in Penang with My Darling and I couldnt be more happier. Each passing moment is like being strucked by cupid's arrow all over again (ya ya , you can hear the piggy screaming pain pain pain after the 5th or so arrow already :PpP) .... its like the 1st time where you realize that the person is meant just for you... and you both are meant to be forever...... weeeeeeeeee.....

Ok Ok, you can say Piggy is been over-enthuistic... but Piggy isnt being critical bout other people and how they feel when they are with the one they love..... Each person have a different view or definition of what love is supposed to be .... Piggy's definition of Love is for Piggy to know hehe... mayb next time Piggy let you guys know lar.. *wink wink*

Eh ? Whats so special about Valentine's Day you ask ? Well... let the piggy enlighten you abit... Its a day to commemorate Love, a day to remember that Love is in the air and we are blessed by God to give Love and to be Loved... Hrmm ... Isnt Love supposed to be given and commemorate EVERY single day you asked ? Well, thats true also but you truly missed the Valentine's Day idea ler.... let me enlighten you somemore kikikiki...

Valentine's Day is a day where Busy lovers can celebrate their love to each other more ever so... and where they can set this day apart from the rest to be more attentive to their lovers... We are living in a world where time waits for no-one. And you do agree with me with the concept of "time is money" dont you , and this in turn results in people who nowadays chooses to set most of their time into "money equal time" concept...

The concept of loving your special someone more has been erased when time isnt enough to accomodate love. The time for love is overwritten with money. Henced people have no time to love... let me ask you, have you REALLY TRULY take the time to love your darling/honey/sweetheart/lover/wife/hubby/you-know-who-lar ? Cook for that person... give an hour long massage... chit chat about anything... spend a quiet moment together... pray together... read a book together... watch a movie together... etcetera etcetera & etceteras (etc etc n etc lar :PpP)... The answer is No, you cannot do those daily unless your profession is "pengukur-rumah" or "house-measurer" (someone who sits at home and measures the whole house, :PpP jobless person lar) , hehe... get the picture ?

So Valentine's Day is an especial day for the busy people to set aside this day to be more loving to their darling/honey/sweetheart/lover/wife/hubby/you-know-who-lar , get the idea yet ?

Have a Blessed Lovable Day for everyone out ther....
And If you contemplate why noone loves you today, remember that God loves you, blesses you and Keeps you (Numbers 6:24) .... and if you doubt there is a God, Piggy will further enlighten you about God and will also love you *wink wink* kikikiki